iOwnTheWorld.com

To begin with, I doubt this is anything more than some kid pranking. Secondly, I hope law enforcement is going to look into it anyway.

And thirdly….Bwhahahahaha!

+2

That was only one out of 10 billion muslims…(although most and our president think the same way).

0

Why can’t my brothers in the Ummah ever be good comedians? Because they always bomb.

Thank you! Be sure and tip the infidel whore bringing you your haram alcohol.

+7

I’m *sure* this caller left the same message for all the folks insulting Christianity.

“Respect.” Yeeeeaaaaaaaah Baybeeeee!

0

This is America Dink Weed,

In the United States of America, we can say whatever we like about your psychotic, pedophilic,camel humping,clitoris butchering, moon-god Mohammed.

And if you don’t like it you have the right GTFO of our country!!!

+3

Hang up the phone; you’ll be late for the Batman movie.

+3

@Ann Barnhardt: “Oddly, I’ve had explicit driving directions to my home posted for over a year and Haji still hasn’t showed up. What can we learn from this …?”

Gas prices are still to high?

(I keed, I keed)

+3

@ann

- his boyfriend objects to him being pulverized on YouTube?
- he still can’t afford a body armor and a decent sling-shot?
- he is still learning to read a map?

+3

Q: In an apartment building in London, Ahmed lives on the first floor, Mustafa on the second floor and Harry on the third floor. The building explodes – who lives?
A: Harry of course – he was at work.

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel’s rump?
A. “Having car trouble?”

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

Q. What can Saudi Arabia do to raise the average IQ in the country?
A. Allow Jews to come in.

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that’s a mighty big word for a 6 year old.”

Two muslim mothers walking down the road when one asks ” hows your son el rab?” the other replies “oh he went to spain and got on a train and it blew up”
so the other asks ” hows your daughter injeeta?” oh she went to the gazza strip and went in a club and it blew up”

+7

The Missing Punch Line…

aww said the other one “the problem these days is that our kids blow up so quickly”…………………………..…

+3

Ann, you know how tough it is these days to get a babysitter…for a goat.

+3

That tolerance and respect is a one way street, to hell.

+2

Notice how the idiot keeps saying “OK” after his pronouncements? He’s looking for affirmation? And boy, does he ever have a potty mouth!

+1

My old pappy use to say don’t temp fate, eventually it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

0

The reason he hasn’t shown up at Ann’s house is because doesn’t want the YouTube video getting 10 millions hits in a week that shows him getting beaten up by a girl.

0

Uhhhh… Caller

I was disrespected on 9/11/01

and disrespected again when you wanted to build a trophy building there.

Now GFY you miserable bastard!

+1

Yeah – STOP pestering Mohammed! Leave the devil’s favorite bi-otch alone!

0

Darth? Is that you?

0

If you listen closely, you can detect the muffled whimpers of a goat with a dirty sock shoved in it’s mouth.

0

You do have to admit he has a great command of the English language?

0

A Remington 12 gauge pump with double 00 will silence this jerk for good. Shoot him until he stops moving…

0

Why dosen’t he learn to respect other peoples beliefs?

0