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MAN HAS PENIS STOLEN BY MASKED INTRUDERS AFTER ALLEGED AFFAIRS
A MAN is recovering in hospital after four men broke into his flat and cut off his penis.
Police are hunting the masked intruders, who are thought to have acted over accusations that their victim was engaged in affairs with local women.
The 41-year-old told cops he had been asleep when the men burst into his bedroom around 4am.
“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone,” he said.
Maudie N Mandeville
July 26th, 2012
Mess with my daughter…..
IronyCurtain
July 26th, 2012
Were they licensed to do a Choppadickoffame?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 26th, 2012
Looks like there was a CHINK in his body armor…
Anonymous
July 26th, 2012
Don’t sweat it buddy.
The USA has a Commander in Chief who’s been dickless for years.
Joe
July 26th, 2012
Won’t sleep tonight fo sho… and I ain’t done nothing wrong. Lorena, you started a trend, honey chile.
Unneutral
July 26th, 2012
@Anonymous
The USA also has a lot of Republicans with no testicles.
Anonymous
July 26th, 2012
Don’t be a whiner, put some ice on it.
Tim
July 26th, 2012
Those silly heathen Chinee – always up for a practical joke!
Moe Tom
July 26th, 2012
The return of the Bobbit
Unneutral
July 26th, 2012
Police said all the leads they had petered out.
Billy Fuster
July 26th, 2012
Ow.
Bad Brad
July 26th, 2012
IronyCurtain, Now he’s gotta find someone to perform an Addadicktome. Maybe he can get a reference from Moose. He probably want be Wang Chunging tonight though.
Anonymous
July 26th, 2012
Can’t get that voice of Mr. Chow from the Hangover movies out of my head – “You roos pee pee big boy?”
Hybrid Lemon
July 26th, 2012
Pickle Harvest.
I hate when that happens.
Chieftain
July 26th, 2012
John Wayne Bobbit Syndrome.
Love Hurts…..
Tony R
July 26th, 2012
Well at least all his (former) sex partners have rallyed around to support him!
GregMan
July 27th, 2012
From now on he’ll come up short.