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Home - by - July 25, 2012 - 21:00 America/New_York - 27 Comments

Yes. Spitting images, all. This was the original post.

The only chance of these people being hired is if the people who think that that Occutard looked like James Holmes are doing the hiring.

 

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  1. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    I got 6 out of 14 correct. That percentage qualifies me to be a New Jersey Fire Fighter – except that I’m white, so maybe not.

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    #5 – Johnny Carson, and #9 – Frank Sinatra??? Wow!

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  3. Lady in Red

    July 25th, 2012

    Whew! Dean Martin is Tony Bennett.

    This is really cool. ….Lady in Read

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  4. scribble

    July 25th, 2012

    I also got 6 right. The only reason I guessed #5 as Johnny Carson is the way he’s waving his hand with his hand in his pocket. And that #9 was Frank Sinatra was the hair, which is nothing like Frank’s. Huh?

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  5. blahblahblah

    July 25th, 2012

    I dont care what you now claim, #13 is a Courtney Love mugshot…

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  6. scribble

    July 25th, 2012

    Number 6 would do better as Keifer Sutherland, which is what I guessed.

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  7. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    Actually, Kelsey Grammar’s “look alike” looks more like Vanderbilt’s head basketball coach, Kevin Stallings.

    http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/787/470/GYI0063893503_crop_450x500.jpg?1299980037

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  8. Lady in Red

    July 25th, 2012

    And, Number Nine is Young Frank Sinatra?
    Hmmmmmmmmmm. Lady in Red

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  9. blahblahblah

    July 25th, 2012

    Yep scribble, and #2 would probably do much better as Christian Slater

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  10. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    @blahblahblah – I don’t know how old you are, but that Goldie Hawn “look alike” is from her “Laugh-In” days (late 60′s)

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  11. Gracie

    July 25th, 2012

    The Jane Fonda look-alike…she’s not too attractive but Hanoi Jane is just plain ugly. Inside and out.

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  12. Moxie Man

    July 25th, 2012

    Left side = all Democrats.

    Right side = at least 3 good Republicans.

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  13. blahblahblah

    July 25th, 2012

    @Stirrin,

    Oh yeah, that might be what she is going for…

    …but I still feel its really just a pic of Courtney Love
    http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/13/13/Courtney-Love-Court-Voicemails1-600×450.jpg

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  14. pelliengee

    July 25th, 2012

    7/14. Fail. But somebody else made that happen.

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  15. Katechon

    July 25th, 2012

    They’re lucky. Girls tell me I look alike a monkey! :(

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  16. BigFurHat

    July 25th, 2012

    1- Any ginzaloon in da Bronx. James Woods is not Italian.

    2- David Duchovny and Christian Slater’s kid

    3- Barbara Mandrell

    4- Any Ginzaloon in da Bronx
    Maybe, Handsome Bowser. (Who’s Jewish. Hard to tell the difference in da Bronx.)

    5- Steve Doocy

    6- Sugar Ray

    7- Jane Alexander

    8- One of those grown up boy band dudes. The fat Italian one. Joey something.

    9 – Perry Como

    10- Jeremy Piven with hair

    11- Any Yenta in da Bronx

    12- My Accountant (This actually looks like the bad caricature that Frasier complained about in that one episode.)

    13- Nina Blackwood

    14 – Myopic Tony Bennett

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  17. Katechon

    July 25th, 2012

    Must be hard to cover that biggish fur hat under the rain! ;-)

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  18. Katechon

    July 25th, 2012

    It’s official : presidential debates will be punctuated by 2 MINUTES talking times.

    Perfect for an imbecile like Obama to bluff his way through!

    :(

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  19. Chuck U Farley

    July 25th, 2012

    I came to the following conclusions logically and dispassionately:

    1. No phucking way
    2. No phucking way
    3. No phucking way
    4. No phucking way
    5. No phucking way
    6. No phucking way
    7. No phucking way
    8. No phucking way
    9. No phucking way
    10. No phucking way
    11. No phucking way
    12. They’re both bald, big deal
    13. No phucking way
    14. No phucking way

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  20. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    @blahblahblah – “….but I still feel its really just a pic of Courtney Love…”

    Uummm, that’s a real stretch, my friend. But to each his own. Cheers!

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  21. Moe Tom

    July 25th, 2012

    #9 Frank Sinatra. No Fucking way. I grew up with him.

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  22. ChiefIllinicake

    July 25th, 2012

    The Sean Penn dude is way better looking than Penn.

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  23. Katechon

    July 25th, 2012

    Penn looked kinda good when he was doing Madonna!

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  24. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 25th, 2012

    I’m sticking with my guess of Soledad O’Brien for 11.

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  25. Lady in Red

    July 26th, 2012

    So. Dean Martin is not Tony Bennett after all?

    But, Frank Sinatra is, ah, weird?

    ….Lady in Red

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  26. Bob M.

    July 26th, 2012

    #13 is WHO?!?!

    My guess was, Debbie Harry! :oops:

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  27. Roadmaster

    July 26th, 2012

    #5 – Prince Charles. #’s 4, 7, 11. & 12 – sorta, kinda, a little bit, but I don’t care what they claim, #14 IS Tony Bennett.

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