Home - by BigFurHat - July 25, 2012 - 16:30 America/New_York - 46 Comments
The Hill has put out their 50 Most Beautiful People list – broken down by Republican and Democrat.
Now you get to guess, by looks alone, what’s what.
July 25th, 2012
Suits and ties, modest dresses = R
Facial hair, concubine dress, retro glasses = D
General P. Malaise
Stirrin the B.S.
The last one’s gotta be democrat – ugly, oversized glasses and skinny retro tie, and a smug look with arms folded.
Where’s the link so we can cheat – er, ah, I mean conduct research?
I recognise the stairwell in the Basement of the Rayburn Building in a couple of those shots – glad I don’t work there anymore – pit of vipers.
R or D: each is the Center of the Universe -
I guarantee it.
Um. The most beautiful people got steadily less beautiful as I scrolled down. And the last two? Are you kidding me?! I know I’m picky, but great day in the morning, those two boys are brown-bag ugly.
Where in the name of sweet fancy Moses is my AVATAR?!
There are no uglies. All Republican. Let me know if I’m wrong.
Bow Ties? Really.
1: bleu chick: GOP (…)
2: red chick: GOP (classy)
3: dude: Dem (looks nightlifer)
4: dude: GOP (looks fatherly)
5: Oriental chick: GOP (family, capitalims)
6: Blond chick: GOP (family girl)
7: Latino chick: Dem
8: oldish gal DEM (that thing ’round neck ain’t classy)
9: Young Gal DEM (Ivy Leagued)
10: Black woman DEM (O’bama !!!)
11: Oriental chick DEM (slutty vibes)
12: Dude GOP (stiffness)
13: Blond Chick DEM (looks under-brained)
14: Oriental Chick GOP (classy)
15: Blond Dude DEM (gayness)
16: Blue Shirt Man GOP
17: Dude DEM (latino or somethin’)
18: Bearded Man DEM (gayness)
19 : Young Black DEM
20: Classy Woman GOP
21: Bow-tied Boy GOP(Hmm…)
22: Glass-Boy GOP?
1. R 13. R
2. D 14. D
3. D 15. R
4. R 16. R
5. R 17. D
6. R 18. D
7. D 19. D
8. D 20. R
9. D 21. R
10. R 22. D
It’s a trick.
They are all attractive because they’re young newbies. Given enough time, the ravages of ‘Progressive’ disease will become apparent on the Dems.
Like Before and After Meth. pics.
Stranded in Sonoma
01 – R
02 – R
03 – R
04 – D
05 – D
06 – R
07 – D
08 – D
09 – R
10 – D
11 – R
12 – R
13 – D
14 – D
15 – D
16 – R
17 – R
18 – D
19 – D
20 – D
21 – D
22 – D
First two are cute, the rest confirm that DC is Hollywood for ugly people (if this is the best they could come up with)…
All are Republicans with maybe a couple of them being Independents.
The ones smiling are Republicans. Dumbocrats have less and less to smile about.
The ones on the right are GOP
Well, I don’t know but, don’t expect anyone to take you seriously if you wear a bow-tie.
They’re all republican because Henry Waxman and Debbie Wasserman Shultz are the best looking democrats.
01 – R?
02 – R
03 – D
04 – R
05 – D
06 – R?
07 – D
08 – R
09 – R
10 – D
11 – D
12 – R
13 – R
14 – R
15 – R
16 – R
17 – R?
18 – R
19 – R
20 – D –
21 – D – bow tie
22 – D?
50 most beautiful????!!!!!
Give me a break!
Number 18 — Polo shirt with pocket that is one size too small to show off muscles with obligitory facial hair.
Can’t blame a man for showing off his muscles… It’s a bit like blaming a gal for showing off her long-long legs by wearing high-heels, short skirt and silk stockings.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
I suck at this so I am going with everyone showing teeth in both photos are Libs.
At least none of those brats wear red suspenders with golden dollar signs, like I do…
@Katechon — If a guy wants to show off his muscles he’s welcome to. It’s just that when I connected the dots from that picture, my gaydar set off the ow-WOOOOO-gah alarm.
Went to The Hill and did pretty well guessing. Only a couple of Democrats that disguised themselves in suits and ties, otherwise I called the males pretty much based on that. Also a couple of women fooled me – Dems in conservative garb. But if they looked “easy” they were all progs.
And what the hell is the “non-partisan” party? I’m guessing they are huge progressives that are disgusted with how conservative the Dems are.
@stranded Agreed. I made him a DEM for his obvious gayness.
The ones with that asymmetric smiles are all liberals. It’s a telltale artifact of having a smug stroke.
21. D (Yellow Dog Democrat)
Anyone who willingly wears a bowtie in my book is generally a liberal. However if he was wearing a bolo string tie he’d be a conservative. It takes real guts to wear a string tie and not worry about being laughed at. My Dad had one with a turqouise inlay when I was a kid.
@ aardv. Mine too. I got it when he passed away.
quite a few babes, but until they open their mouth…
With Rs leading the pack, I assume they’re all blue dog Ds trying to infiltrate the scene.
I am thrilled we lead the pack but honestly most of these folks are not that attractive. It must have been really hard to come up with 50. “Leslie Rath” the ninth most beautiful person in all of Washington? Now that’s quite a s t r e t c h.
I don’t find any of them particularly attractive.
girls with pearls R
guys with facial hair D
the rest are gay
sablegsd–Michele Bachmann, my congresswoman, is a beauty. The photo on the right did not do her justice.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
First, strike all the dudes. Then start over.
>>There are no uglies. All Republican. Let me know if I’m wrong.
Same here except for the chick with the scowl and Mr Bow Tie.
July 26th, 2012
I just looked at them and went against conventional wisdom, except for blacks in DC. Sorry, that screams LIBERAL like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Number 3 I chose as R because it seems like that would be a D. Number 5 is a D because of the Mooshell Boob-Belt. 8 is a D because of the NECKLACE!!!! that distracts you from the rest of her, while number 9 is an R because the necklace doesn’t. And you can see my comments about 18 above.
The fifty most beautiful people in DC are GUARANTEED to be broken down by Republicans and Democrats.
As for the fifty above, the challenge would be to pick out which ones are homo.
I cheated. I saw the top 3 R’s on another site. But generally speaking, these lists exist to get the pub’s editors laid:
“Wanna be number one, HONEY?”
“50 Most Beautiful People”?
Way too many guys on that list.
Those are the 50 most beautiful people there? No wonder there are so many politicians hiring hookers in Washington.
July 28th, 2012
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