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The Hill has put out their 50 Most Beautiful People list – broken down by Republican and Democrat.

Now you get to guess, by looks alone, what’s what.

 

 

» 46 Comments

  1. SgtZim

    July 25th, 2012

    Suits and ties, modest dresses = R
    Facial hair, concubine dress, retro glasses = D

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  2. General P. Malaise

    July 25th, 2012

    all R

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  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    The last one’s gotta be democrat – ugly, oversized glasses and skinny retro tie, and a smug look with arms folded.

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  4. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    Where’s the link so we can cheat – er, ah, I mean conduct research?

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  5. Tim

    July 25th, 2012

    I recognise the stairwell in the Basement of the Rayburn Building in a couple of those shots – glad I don’t work there anymore – pit of vipers.

    R or D: each is the Center of the Universe -

    I guarantee it.

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  6. Diann

    July 25th, 2012

    Um. The most beautiful people got steadily less beautiful as I scrolled down. And the last two? Are you kidding me?! I know I’m picky, but great day in the morning, those two boys are brown-bag ugly.

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  7. Diann

    July 25th, 2012

    Where in the name of sweet fancy Moses is my AVATAR?!

    never mind.

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  8. Moe Tom

    July 25th, 2012

    There are no uglies. All Republican. Let me know if I’m wrong.

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  9. Sarge

    July 25th, 2012

    Bow Ties? Really.

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  10. Katechon

    July 25th, 2012

    1: bleu chick: GOP (…)
    2: red chick: GOP (classy)
    3: dude: Dem (looks nightlifer)
    4: dude: GOP (looks fatherly)
    5: Oriental chick: GOP (family, capitalims)
    6: Blond chick: GOP (family girl)
    7: Latino chick: Dem
    8: oldish gal DEM (that thing ’round neck ain’t classy)
    9: Young Gal DEM (Ivy Leagued)
    10: Black woman DEM (O’bama !!!)
    11: Oriental chick DEM (slutty vibes)
    12: Dude GOP (stiffness)
    13: Blond Chick DEM (looks under-brained)
    14: Oriental Chick GOP (classy)
    15: Blond Dude DEM (gayness)
    16: Blue Shirt Man GOP
    17: Dude DEM (latino or somethin’)
    18: Bearded Man DEM (gayness)
    19 : Young Black DEM
    20: Classy Woman GOP
    21: Bow-tied Boy GOP(Hmm…)
    22: Glass-Boy GOP?

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  11. Sea-Bass

    July 25th, 2012

    1. R 13. R
    2. D 14. D
    3. D 15. R
    4. R 16. R
    5. R 17. D
    6. R 18. D
    7. D 19. D
    8. D 20. R
    9. D 21. R
    10. R 22. D
    11. D
    12. D

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  12. Buddy

    July 25th, 2012

    It’s a trick.
    They are all attractive because they’re young newbies. Given enough time, the ravages of ‘Progressive’ disease will become apparent on the Dems.

    Like Before and After Meth. pics.

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  13. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 25th, 2012

    01 – R
    02 – R
    03 – R
    04 – D
    05 – D
    06 – R
    07 – D
    08 – D
    09 – R
    10 – D
    11 – R
    12 – R
    13 – D
    14 – D
    15 – D
    16 – R
    17 – R
    18 – D
    19 – D
    20 – D
    21 – D
    22 – D

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  14. Tortillapete

    July 25th, 2012

    First two are cute, the rest confirm that DC is Hollywood for ugly people (if this is the best they could come up with)…

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  15. Goldenfoxx

    July 25th, 2012

    All are Republicans with maybe a couple of them being Independents.

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  16. brinksmom

    July 25th, 2012

    The ones smiling are Republicans. Dumbocrats have less and less to smile about.

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  17. serfer62

    July 25th, 2012

    The ones on the right are GOP

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  18. Unneutral

    July 25th, 2012

    Well, I don’t know but, don’t expect anyone to take you seriously if you wear a bow-tie.

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  19. Billy Fuster

    July 25th, 2012

    They’re all republican because Henry Waxman and Debbie Wasserman Shultz are the best looking democrats.

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  20. Alxandro

    July 25th, 2012

    01 – R?
    02 – R
    03 – D
    04 – R
    05 – D
    06 – R?
    07 – D
    08 – R
    09 – R
    10 – D
    11 – D
    12 – R
    13 – R
    14 – R
    15 – R
    16 – R
    17 – R?
    18 – R
    19 – R
    20 – D –
    21 – D – bow tie
    22 – D?

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  21. Jack Daniels

    July 25th, 2012

    50 most beautiful????!!!!!

    Give me a break!

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  22. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 25th, 2012

     
  23. Katechon

    July 25th, 2012

    @Stranded

    Can’t blame a man for showing off his muscles… It’s a bit like blaming a gal for showing off her long-long legs by wearing high-heels, short skirt and silk stockings.

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  24. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 25th, 2012

    I suck at this so I am going with everyone showing teeth in both photos are Libs.

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  25. Katechon

    July 25th, 2012

    At least none of those brats wear red suspenders with golden dollar signs, like I do… ;-)

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 25th, 2012

    @Katechon — If a guy wants to show off his muscles he’s welcome to. It’s just that when I connected the dots from that picture, my gaydar set off the ow-WOOOOO-gah alarm.

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  27. SgtZim

    July 25th, 2012

    Went to The Hill and did pretty well guessing. Only a couple of Democrats that disguised themselves in suits and ties, otherwise I called the males pretty much based on that. Also a couple of women fooled me – Dems in conservative garb. But if they looked “easy” they were all progs.

    And what the hell is the “non-partisan” party? I’m guessing they are huge progressives that are disgusted with how conservative the Dems are.

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  28. Katechon

    July 25th, 2012

    @stranded Agreed. I made him a DEM for his obvious gayness.

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  29. mkultra

    July 25th, 2012

    The ones with that asymmetric smiles are all liberals. It’s a telltale artifact of having a smug stroke.

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  30. fina

    July 25th, 2012

    1. R
    2. R
    3. R
    4. D
    5. D
    6. R
    7. D
    8. D
    9. R
    10. R
    11. R
    12. R
    13. D
    14. D
    15. D
    16. R
    17. R
    18. D
    19. D
    20. D
    21. D (Yellow Dog Democrat)
    22. D

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  31. the aardvark

    July 25th, 2012

    Anyone who willingly wears a bowtie in my book is generally a liberal. However if he was wearing a bolo string tie he’d be a conservative. It takes real guts to wear a string tie and not worry about being laughed at. My Dad had one with a turqouise inlay when I was a kid.

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  32. RANDO

    July 25th, 2012

    @ aardv. Mine too. I got it when he passed away.

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  33. bill c

    July 25th, 2012

    quite a few babes, but until they open their mouth…

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  34. Mrs P

    July 25th, 2012

     
  35. Corona

    July 25th, 2012

    With Rs leading the pack, I assume they’re all blue dog Ds trying to infiltrate the scene.

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  36. LaBonBon

    July 25th, 2012

    I am thrilled we lead the pack but honestly most of these folks are not that attractive. It must have been really hard to come up with 50. “Leslie Rath” the ninth most beautiful person in all of Washington? Now that’s quite a s t r e t c h.

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  37. sablegsd

    July 25th, 2012

    I don’t find any of them particularly attractive.

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  38. reddecaesari

    July 25th, 2012

    girls with pearls R
    guys with facial hair D

    the rest are gay

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  39. LaBonBon

    July 25th, 2012

    sablegsd–Michele Bachmann, my congresswoman, is a beauty. The photo on the right did not do her justice.

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  40. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 25th, 2012

    First, strike all the dudes. Then start over.

    BOOBIE

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  41. sTevo

    July 25th, 2012

    >>There are no uglies. All Republican. Let me know if I’m wrong.

    Same here except for the chick with the scowl and Mr Bow Tie.

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  42. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 26th, 2012

    I just looked at them and went against conventional wisdom, except for blacks in DC. Sorry, that screams LIBERAL like fingernails on a chalkboard.

    Number 3 I chose as R because it seems like that would be a D. Number 5 is a D because of the Mooshell Boob-Belt. 8 is a D because of the NECKLACE!!!! that distracts you from the rest of her, while number 9 is an R because the necklace doesn’t. And you can see my comments about 18 above.

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  43. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 26th, 2012

    The fifty most beautiful people in DC are GUARANTEED to be broken down by Republicans and Democrats.

    As for the fifty above, the challenge would be to pick out which ones are homo.

    I cheated. I saw the top 3 R’s on another site. But generally speaking, these lists exist to get the pub’s editors laid:
    “Wanna be number one, HONEY?”

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  44. Concrete Banjo

    July 26th, 2012

    “50 Most Beautiful People”?

    Way too many guys on that list.

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  45. JohnR

    July 26th, 2012

    Those are the 50 most beautiful people there? No wonder there are so many politicians hiring hookers in Washington.

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  46. KMM

    July 28th, 2012

    1. R
    2. R
    3. D
    4. R
    5. D
    6. R
    7. D
    8. D
    9. R
    10. D
    11. D
    12. D
    13. R
    14. D
    15. D
    16. R
    17. R
    19. R
    20. D
    21. D
    22. D

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