Home - by Cardigan - July 25, 2012 - 23:45 America/New_York - 58 Comments
July 25th, 2012
Wow he really does like guys more then me.
Oh honey, You didn’t just say “you didn’t build that”.
Barack! I thought you were gonna wait until AFTER the election to show Vladimir how flexible your gay ass was.
Who coordinated that outfit?
Is she colorblind or something?
“Does my ass really look THAT big??”
July 26th, 2012
I Own The WHO THE HELL IS BigFurHat?!?!?!
Wow, that’s bullshit! My Man ain’t no fag.
My celebrity look-alike is Sasquatch?
The day moochie discovered itsbigfurhat.com:
Michelle gets first peek at the July jobs numbers.
Stranded in Sonoma
Q-W-E-R-T-Y…who came up with this keyboard? I thought it was A-B-C…
PriceLine, Travelocity, Orbitz! Nigga Pleeeeeezzzz!
I go Air Force One any time I like. You feel me?
Crap, I really do look like the Grinch
She makes that ugly sweater look good.
While streaming “What Not To Wear,” FLOTUS finds out that Boob Belts are out this season
What? That can’t be me…my forehead ain’t that wrinkled!
Oh my god. iOwnTheWorld.com!!!!! Moose? I don’t look like that, do I? BARRY, GET YOUR BONEY ASS IN HERE.
So THAT’s a penis!!! BARRY!!!! Get your lying ass in here!
“I have 330,542,687 friends. This is living. What? That is not a real puppy. That’s too small to be a real puppy. OK. I only have three friends”
Dayummmm… my butt IS that big?!?!?
Wait till Barack hears this! A prince from Nigeria is willing to contribute 40 million to the campaign fund if we can help him deposit his fortune into our bank account. Ha ha on you Romney.
Plainly, the large female can see the bananas in the screen, but she cannot reach them. Soon, surprise will give way to rage.
No NO NO! You’re not Dorothy! I am! That’s not the tin man– he’s right here watching ESPN!
Traitor In Chief
What be dat little arrow?
F.D.R. in Hell
What’s this “Birth Of A Nation” movie on NETFLIX?
WOW !! That’s a big one !
“The Smithsonian wants Mr. Rogers sweater back?!?! It was only supposed to be on display at the White House for Children’s Education Month?”
So that is what is in Obamacare Bill? Glad we don’t have to have that shit.
So that’s where the tampon goes.
This Ann Barnhardt
is sump’n’ else!
The biggest dick in the world is white?
So dat be 12″.
Barry get yo black halfazz in here.
“What do you mean there is no dating site for wookies and sasquatches?”
You can do WHAT with LARD?!?!?!?
Oooooh, That’s nasty!!!……I think we should have a soft serve ice cream machine, Barack.
Hey- who posted a photo of me holding my penis?
Oh wait, that’s me with my arm around Barack
Heyyyy, mo’ fo’!! Lookah DAT!!! Dere be’s a picture ob MEEE!! Whatchu call dis thang again…..a “computin’ thang”?
My comments aren’t showing…apologies for any repeats.
2 3/4 x 16 — oh, THAT ‘LL tear his azzzz up!
“It’s a beautiful day in the neighborHOOD, a wonderful day in the neighborHOOD, would you be mine, Could you be mine?”
Mr. Rogers reincarnated in Mooch!
“OOOO WEEE…..lookit the size of them burritos….Oboobie, order me 3 dozen delivered here for my 4 o’clock snack!”
Best laugh of the thread award!
David Attenborough wins this one. I couldn’t help but read it in that typical BBC accent.
Boobie the Racist Dog
“All dat shit fo’ a FLAG?”
Wow them blonds are hot
What the fuck? Who put this AC/DC Thunderstruck cracker shit on my computer?
Barry as Beckham?
You gotta be shittin me!
Wow that dudes cock is BIGGER than mine!
So THAT’S what a penis looks like . . .
Now why would Barack leave his computer on and why is it on I OWN THE WORLD!
Joe gave me the web number of a yeti pr0n site but I can’t dial it!
Barack, I found another video of your mother having sex. It has to be a fake though. Because the guy is white.
Mrs Obama, shown here, enjoying the song from “Oliver!” – “Food, Glorious Food.”
I’ve been lied to,they told me ni66er dicks are big!!!!!!
It should have been,two girls,one cup,and me!!!!!
Really, Reggie Love is gay???
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