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From Blazing Cat Fur

LCBO serves underage boy wearing burka, face veil

TORONTO – Three liquor stores in the GTA recently sold booze to a 14-year-old boy whose identity was hidden because he was wearing a full-length burka and face veil at the time.

The teenager, clad in an Islamic female’s traditional garb of a burka, headscarf and facial covering, shopped in three different LCBO stores north of Toronto last Wednesday.

In each location, the Grade 8 student paid cash for a bottle of Sambuca liqueur.

SEE THE VIDEO HERE

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» 13 Comments

  1. Redwagyu

    July 25th, 2012

    You know, ya’ gotta hand it to the kid….

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    No that’s friggin hilarious.

    I can just see the clerk checking his photo ID now – full burqa with an eye slot – “yep looks like you, that’ll be $14.95.”

    It was an “honest mistake”.

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  3. Sarthurk

    July 25th, 2012

    The bastards aren’t supposed to be drinking alcohol in the first place, so what the hell is the problem? Oh, you’re muslim, no booze for you!
    D’oh!

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  4. hanoverfist

    July 25th, 2012

    Since they cover em up,how do we know its a 14-year-old boy?
    It might really be one of thier women.

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  5. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 25th, 2012

    Note to self: watch the video before commenting. Disregard earlier comment.

    This is a sick example of submitting to muzzzloids’ demands for preferential treatment. The clerks didn’t even attempt to follow their policy, let alone the law, for fear of offending the fake goat phukker.

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  6. Isobel Ingoldesthorpe

    July 25th, 2012

    Waiting for the next lawsuit: “Liquor store sued over checker’s refusal to serve person who refused to show herself.”

    (Himself?)

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  7. Redwagyu

    July 25th, 2012

    When I was in school, I went to an outdoor summer concert in Austin once. They were checking everyone out the ying-tang for booze, glass bottles and so on by searching every purse and picnic basket.

    This group infront of us included a pregnant woman with a diaper bag. they waved her right trough without a glance…sure enough, it was full of beer and wine bottles.

    What does a pregnant woman need a diaper bag for?

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  8. Unneutral

    July 25th, 2012

    When I was that age I could rarely afford a soda let alone shopping 3 different liquor stores.

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  9. dapenguin in Alaska

    July 25th, 2012

    These slit heads are becoming a serious threat to security. Israel has it figured out but the rest of us dont want to OFFEND!!. Time to wake up and stop this crap before we and our Canadian friends become like Europe.

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  10. Anonymous

    July 25th, 2012

    Because them Mooselimbs love their Sambuca ! rotfl

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  11. Hassan bin Layyed

    July 25th, 2012

    The liquor store cashiers should have stoned the apostate to death. Everyone knows that alcohol is forbidden in Islam.

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  12. Anonymous

    July 25th, 2012

    It’d been even funnier if the kid also bought pork rinds.

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  13. FreeMan - ain't no bodhisattva

    July 25th, 2012

    Yeah Hassan

    muslims do not drink alcohol – or so they say

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