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Alan Dershowitz – BAN ALL GUNS

Home - by - July 24, 2012 - 20:15 America/New_York - 28 Comments

Let’s see.
- Where is “take away all the guns” on Obama’s “My Plan To Turn America Into My Despotic Led Communist Country” List?
I think it’s entry number 9.

» 28 Comments

  1. AvgDude

    July 24th, 2012

    They’ll never go after our guns for real because they fear they will fail. There are literally tens of millions who will never give them up.

    The US government is so worthless now that they can’t win wars against third world countries with no standing army, air force, or navy. Not because our troops are bad, but because our leadership is mindnumbingly corrupt and incompetent. If the US military led by those assholes in Washington can’t control a shit hole like Iraq or Afghanistan, just imaging them trying the same shit in Texas and Oklahoma… Their best troops would switch sides. It would be a rout, and the start of a brand new country, period.

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  2. the aardvark

    July 24th, 2012

    We should ban all Ivy league educated lawyers instead.

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  3. Weldor

    July 24th, 2012

    Better pack a lunch and wear your kevlar undies, Dersh.

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  4. CrustyB

    July 24th, 2012

    This guy’s point was simple as shit but Piers just couldn’t grasp it. No ban on assault weapons, people die. Ban on assualt weapons, just as many people die. We have enough clueless liberals on American TV, why are we importing them from the UK??

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  5. RKV

    July 24th, 2012

    April 19, 1775, Gen. Gage and the British Army tried to disarm the Americans in Lexington and Concord. You want a repeat performance Dersh? That is precisely what you’ll get. You won’t like the results.

    No more gun laws. In fact, most of the ones we have now are unconstitutional on their face. Repeal them. Self-defense is a natural right. You don’t trust me with the means to defend myself from crime or tyranny? I don’t consider you my countryman any more. Go to hell.

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  6. Ban this

    July 24th, 2012

    Dershowitz sleeps with Costanza

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  7. Chuck U Farley

    July 24th, 2012

    You gotta be freakin’ kidding me!

    These clowns can’t round up 12 million illegal aliens. How the phuck are they going to get 110 million guns?

    Hell, they can’t even seem to find 2500 ‘assault weapons’ they themselves sold to the Mexicans!

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  8. Anonymous

    July 24th, 2012

    What a pointy-headed dim-witted thing to say. First of all, the genie is out of the bottle and has been for 600 years. Myself, or anyone, can take a 20 dollar bill to Home Depot and walk out with what I need to build an admittedly crude but working shotgun, rifle or handgun.

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  9. Left Coast Dan

    July 24th, 2012

    I want to see Dershowitz walk up to Ice-T and demand he hand over his guns.

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  10. Menderman

    July 24th, 2012

    Hey Piers, move back to London and get on your high horse about banning bombs on busses and subways…once you have acheived a decade free of London bombings, come back to the USA and help us with your success. Until then, STFU!

    and I have a really bad feeling about the Olympics..

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  11. Menderman

    July 24th, 2012

    oh, and to Dershowitz, go to Gaza and get rockets banned…

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  12. muddjuice

    July 24th, 2012

    Good luck with that. The last thing we want is the gov’t and the criminals as the only ones with guns.

    Can you imagine that guy going to a farmers land in Tenessee and demanding the shotgun that the farmer is pointing at his face?

    BAM!

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  13. eternal cracker p

    July 24th, 2012

    The problem with banning guns is quite simple. It’s called invented, patented, technology. That means they can always be created and recreated regardless who says they shouldn’t exist.

    Take your microwave. Let’s say someone is on a mission to ban the microwave because it makes food taste like shit. And they succeed. No more microwaves are being made..
    ..Except by the people who want them.

    I thought they also banned drugs..
    ..How’s that workin’ out?

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  14. Katechon

    July 24th, 2012

    Ann Barnhardt said it best:

    The most fundamental manifestation of self-love is being willing to defend one’s own life. …
    In this world today, self-defense requires firearms.
    …Only Marxists, or those who support Marxist tyrannies, would ever even suggest that man is called to dehumanize and loathe himself by rendering himself unable to defend himself. Only a Marxist demon would claim that man is capable of bringing about “heaven on earth”, and that if a man or group of men is only given enough power, and rendered enough submission, that man can do what God has not yet done: casting into hell satan and all evil spirits who prowl throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

    There is only one thing that men of good will can do to in any way offset or mitigate demonic actions like those of James Holmes: love God, themselves, and their fellow man enough to never leave home without a firearm.

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  15. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 24th, 2012

    Douchowits, go shoot your mouth off, really.

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  16. Katechon

    July 24th, 2012

    The Second Amendment is a recognition of the danger of standing armies. Its purpose is to recognize that every citizen has the right to keep and bear the same type of basic arms as a soldier in a modern military. A militia embodies all able-bodied men over the age of sixteen. Therefore, a militia will always outnumber a standing army by at least twenty to one. If this militia is armed with weapons similar to those used by the individuals comprising the standing army, it will be impossible for that standing army to inflict the will of a tyrannical government upon the people. The Second Amendment is the guarantee behind all the other articles in the Bill of Rights. It is the ultimate guarantee that citizens in the United States will remain free.

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  17. Katechon

    July 24th, 2012

    a. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

    b. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

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  18. Toaster

    July 24th, 2012

    The misleading phrase “Assault Weapon” is entirely subjective. mcVeigh used fertilizer (and deisel fuel?) to kill, if that isn’t “assault” then nothing else is.

    Much like the other Klintonesque phrase “hate speech” it is a means to an end under the guise of protection.

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  19. Brian in BC

    July 24th, 2012

    Molon Labe

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  20. aleon

    July 24th, 2012

    What is it with Dershowitz? Just when the guy starts to make sense (the Zimmerman case)he turns around and falls flat on his face.

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  21. judgeroybean

    July 24th, 2012

    Hey Alan, you clueless dip shit. Hitler took everyone’s guns away. Didn’t work out too well did it?

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  22. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    July 25th, 2012

    Seems ok – just phase it in. First phase: Secret Service, FBI, Capitol Police, all Fed agencies; and all private security companies (the elites can lead by example). Second phase, say 30 days later: all armed forces, plus all state/local police, all prison/jail guards, and National Guard units. Third phase (after 1 year test period): all private citizens.

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  23. Zombie Adolf Hitler

    July 25th, 2012

    @judgeroybean: “Hitler took everyone’s guns away. Didn’t work out too well did it?”

    Zat all depends on how du looks at it, really.

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  24. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 25th, 2012

    Chicago has already banned all guns, yet its murder rate is among the highest in the nation.

    I say we should just ban guns from Ivory Towers in Cambridge, Mass.

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  25. Indict Corzine already, geez.

    July 25th, 2012

    Wouldn’t it be easier to just make murder illegal?

    That is your “solution” correct?

    Make it illegal and it goes away.

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  26. Jeff

    July 25th, 2012

    If being gunless is such a great idea, why don’t these liberals put a sign in the front of their house reading: This is a gun free house?
    What these gun banners what is for you to be helpless so they can better control and micromanage your life AND when you have outlived your usefulness to them, to kill you. Yes, liberal want you dead. They want genocide, that is real reason behind gun banning.

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  27. JBee

    July 25th, 2012

    Please add one more *Asshole to the bunch*

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  28. Dan

    July 25th, 2012

    God and the Bible does not give me the right to defend life, but a DUTY to. The Bible tells of 4 men sent to help rebuild a city. As news came that some outsiders were coming to kill the four,the villagers came together with dagger and sword, spear and bows to defend the men. Now we know that the first two are for close combat and that the bow and spear are stop the enemy from reaching you. The same applies today, 40mm close, 308 to reach out and touch someone.

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