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Obama has the politician’s version of this disorder.

Real Clear Politics

Obama: Under Me “People Have A New Attitude Toward America” And “More Confidence”

“Because we’re leading around the world, people have a new attitude toward America. There’s more confidence in our leadership. We see it everywhere we go,” President Obama said at the Veterans of Foreign Wars convention in Reno.

“Around the world, some questioned whether the United States still had the capacity to lead,” Obama said earlier in his speech.

“So, four years ago, I made you a promise. I pledged to take the fight to our enemies, and renew our leadership in the world. As President, that’s what I’ve done.”

More here plus video, in case you think we’re making this up.

» 29 Comments

  1. Uncle Dirt

    July 24th, 2012

    Is that like when an amputee can still “feel” the missing limb?

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  2. locknload

    July 24th, 2012

    If you tell a lie enough times, the uninformed will begin to accept it as the truth.

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  3. AngelEm

    July 24th, 2012

    Wouldn’t that be “delusions of grandeur?”

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 24th, 2012

    Under Me “People Have A New Attitude Toward America” And “More Confidence”

    Be prepared for Obama’s next political ad to be called It’s Morning Again in America.

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  5. Sarthurk

    July 24th, 2012

    “Under Me” My ass! This mutherf$%%^&er has got to go! One way or another!

    but it doesn’t bother me much otherwise…..

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  6. dapenguin in Alaska

    July 24th, 2012

    hey America, but enough about me, what about you

    What do you think about me?

    (insert bang head against desk)

    ah I feel better now

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  7. Bad Brad

    July 24th, 2012

    “Obama: Under Me “People Have A New Attitude Toward America” And “More Confidence”

    Yea, in China.

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  8. Czar of Defenestration

    July 24th, 2012

    Them’s *mighty* powerful drugs Michelle’s been feedin’ him in her O-ganic cookin’!

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  9. MaryfromMarin

    July 24th, 2012

    Those who still believe in BHO are living in a fool’s paradise. And that’s the nicest thing I can say about them.

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  10. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 24th, 2012

    * And the media reports his speech verbatim and unchallenged.

    * And the talking-head libs hang on his every words.

    * And the Hollweirdos love his coolness and hipness, so fer sure all the foreign leaders must too.

    * And the OWSers say “whatever, dude, just keep re-loading my EBT card.

    With an audience like that no wonder Oblowme feels empowered to take his outrageous lies to new lows.

    Of course, Putin, Imadinnerjacket, Hu Jintao, and every other despot leader and islamo-fascist leaders are laughing their asses off.

    This last fact is causing comedians throughout the country to consider using Obuphuk as their joke writer.

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  11. ThisObamaNation

    July 24th, 2012

    The Secret Service Admits That They Would Protect Putin Against The American People If He Were President. Then They Hang Up On Caller, Who Called To Tell The Secret Service That Obama’s Identity Documents Need To Be Investigated.
    The FBI Hangs Up And Blocks Calls When Caller Asks Them To Investigate Obama
    From Before It’s News
    SHOCK AUDIO: Recorded Calls To Secret Service & FBI Demanding Obama Investigation
    http://beforeitsnews.com/story/2424/226/SHOCK_AUDIO:_Recorded_Calls_To_Secret
    The Recorded Calls Are About 54 Minutes Into The Broadcast, And They Are Unbelievable!

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  12. MADJACK

    July 24th, 2012

    Obama: Under Me “People Have A New Attitude Toward America”

    Yeah they think we’re a big fucking joke you narcissistic POS! :mad:

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  13. Unneutral

    July 24th, 2012

    He’s delusional.

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  14. Ohio Dan""

    July 24th, 2012

    He’s kidding right? I resent the term of America being “under” him. Asshole thinks he’s king.

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  15. the old American

    July 24th, 2012

    does this commie bastard really believe what comes out of his pie hole?

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  16. Tim

    July 24th, 2012

    “WELCOME! To Fantasy Island!”

    “da Plane … Boss, da Plane! Bringing more imbeciles to the island of New Rotique!”

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  17. Dr. Tar

    July 24th, 2012

    I love it when he doubles down on the hypocrisy and I really love it when his supporters go over the rhetorical cliff with him.

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  18. Loretta in Indiana

    July 24th, 2012

    He said this at a VFW meeting??? I hope that they laughed out loud.

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  19. Bob M.

    July 24th, 2012

    ““So, four years ago, I made you a promise. I pledged to take the fight to our enemies…”

    … and appropriately, Republicans – ESPECIALLY Boehner – have been crying & cowering since! :roll:

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  20. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    July 24th, 2012

    ““So, four years ago, I made you a promise. I pledged to take the fight to our enemies, and renew our leadership in the world. As President, that’s what I’ve done.””

    An absolutely true statement. Some people just misinterpreted what he meant by “our enemies,” and “our leadership”. They assumed he meant America’s. He meant international socialism’s and Islam’s.

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  21. Richard 654

    July 24th, 2012

    If we’re speaking of illness, I’m feeling ill right now after hearing that. Bleah.

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  22. cfm990

    July 24th, 2012

    Sure. If you can call nostalgia an attitude.

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  23. Efficacy

    July 24th, 2012

    Since ‘attitude’ also can refer to the physical position of the body: I believe Bam meant the new attitude is ‘bending over and kissing your ass goodbye’.

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  24. Chuck U Farley

    July 24th, 2012

    I see he’s smoking his ‘choom’ again…

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  25. Mark Zist

    July 24th, 2012

    In England they say “the Queen thinks the world smells like fresh paint”.

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  26. Menderman

    July 24th, 2012

    Words almost fail me…

    Hey Obama, you didn’t do that, other people made that happen…

    (the 55% that say you suck as President did that)

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  27. Robert Fine

    July 24th, 2012

    The ‘big lie’ theory. There are a lot of people who merely ape whatever the likes of this a-hole and Nancy Pelosi, et al say.

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  28. Toaster

    July 25th, 2012

    I am much More Confident that anyone who still supports this s#!t head is either a complete idiot or a Communist.

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  29. JohnR

    July 26th, 2012

    What the fuck is he on? I want some of that.

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