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#4 Teh Fonz
#5 Bill Clinton
#12 Kelsey Grammer
#14 Tony Bennett

(did I get at least one right?)

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1. Willem Defoe
2. Bono
3. Michelle Pheiffer
4. Nick Cage
5. Ron Paul
6. Keifer Sutherland
7. Gweneth Paltrow
8. Sean Penn
9. The Count
10. John Travolta
11. Jessica Hahn
12. Kelsey Grammer
13. Deborah Harry
14. Tony Bennet

+2

1) Tommy Lee Jones – Sylvester Stalone love child
2) Christian Slater
3) Joanna Loudon
4) Nick Cage
5) Johnny Carson – Martin Short love child
6) Matt Damon
7) Lisa Kudrow – Gwyneth Paltrow love child
8) Sean Penn – Sean Penn love child : Xtra Douche-tastic
9) Robert Loggia
10) Ben Afleck – Matt Perry love child
11) Katey Sagal
12) Kelsey Grammer
13) Deborah Harry
14) — can’t remember

+2

The key to the solutions is the phreas SUPPOSED TO BE. Here we go!

1. Barack Hussein Obama incognito à la Michael Jackson. (The ears give him away.)
2. Barry Hussein Obama incognito (Again, the ears give him away.)
3. Michelle Obama incognito (She thinks she’s beautiful. That is what blows her disguise.)
4. Barry Soetoro after having undergone Muslim skin and age transplants in Indonesia.
5. Barry Obama as a Chicago community organizer.
6. Barry the Body Servant getting ready to service anyone who needs him.
7. Michelle Robinson before she met Barry the Commie. After meeting him she turned colors.
8. Moose Michelle
9. Barry the Crapper
10. Barack the Sleaze
11. Michelle as Barry (The ears! give her away.)
12. Barry about ready to kill Osama bin Laden
13. Barry after having personally killed Osama bin Laden and after having found out bin Laden was his father! He turned white, but only for a second.)
14. Barry in disguise as the Destroyer of the United States of America.

Salve

+7

1. Al Pacino
2. Christian Slater
3. Ann Margaret
4. Nicholas Cage
5. Bob Denver
6. Mark Wahlberg
7. Gwenyth Paltrow
8. The son on Married…with Children or Robert DeNiro
9. Bill Maher??
10. John Travolta
11. Jane Fonda
12. Kelsey Grammer
13. Donna Mills
14. Dean Martin

+2

1. Kramer
2. Tom Cruise
3. Elizabeth Montgomery
4. Nick Cage
5. Johnny Carson
6. Christian Slater
7. Gweneth Paltrow
8. Sylvester Stallone
9. Frank Gorshen
10. Donny Osmond
11. Julia Roberts
12. Kelsy Grammer
13. Debbie Harry
14. Dean Martin.

+1

First of all, these are all terrible likenesses, but if I had to guess:
1. Richard Belzer
4. Nicholas Cage
5. Ray Bolger playing Johnny Carson
6. Kevin Bacon’s heavier brother
7. Gwyneth Paltrow’s distant cousin
10. Wayne Newton’s Hair
12. Kelsey Grammer’s cousin, the accountant
That’s all I got.

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I was thinking that #1 looks like Robert Davi and #11 looks like Linda Hamilton. (She DOES have a twin sister) A lot of likeness can be voice, attitude, and mannerisms. Those things don’t show up in a photo.

+1

6. K. Bacon

+1

1. Mel Gibson
2. Kenau Reeves
3. Mary Hart
4. Nick Cage
5. Johnny Carson
6. Keifer Sutherland
7. Ann Coulter
8. Sylvestor Stallone
9. Frank Sinatra
10. John Travolta
11. Joy Behar
12. Kelsey Grammer
13. Marilyn Monroe
14. Tony Bennett

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I got 4 and 12.

14 looks like the pig guy in snatch.

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6. Chaz

+1

#1 is James Holmes.

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1. The guy from Sha-Na-Na
2. Liam Neeson
3. Barbara Mandrell
4. Nicholas Cage
5. One of the guys on “Weather Channel”
6. Kiefer Sutherland
7. Gwyneth Paltrow
8. Kevin Spacey with facial hair
9. Bill Maher
10. Adult Donny Osmond
11.
12. Xander Berkeley
13. Donatella Versace
14. One of the guys in “Goodfellas”

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1. David Carradine
2. ?
3. Ann Margaret
4. James Dean or Marlon Brando
5. ?
6. Patrick Swayze
7. Gwyneth Paltrow
8. Sean Penn
9. ?
10. ?
11. Jane Fonda
12. ?
13. Goldie Hawn
13. Tony Bennett or Dean Martin

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1 James Woods
3 Hitlery Clinton (her self-image)
4 Vinnie Barbarino
5 Tim Pawlenty
8 Bill Clinton (if he’d never left Arkansas)
11 Mooch (her self-image)
12 FRED THOMPSON
14 An antisocial Baldwin

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1. Edward James Olmos
2. Christian Slater
3. Mary Hart
4. Nicolas Cage
5. Johnny Carson/Roger from Mad Men love child
6. Keiffer Sutherland
7. Gwyneth Paltrow
8. The kid from Married..with Children
9. ??
10. John Travolta
11. Hanoi Jane Fonda
12. Kelsey Grammer
13. Deborah Harry
14. Dean Martin

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1. Guy who bobbed for too many French fries.
2. Something’s seriously wrong with the “frontal view”.
3. Drag queen from the ’70s.
4. Gomer Pyle’s younger brother.
5. Thumb-head encyclopedia salesman.
6. 1 of 16,000,000 FaceBook assholes posing in wife-beater.
7. Desperate housewife, prefers to remain anonymous.
8. Won’t admit he needs glasses, in spite of shaving disaster.
9. Liberace’s other brother (gay as the birds).
10. Answered cattle-call for toothpaste commercial.
11. Jane Fonda’s sad attempt as a redhead, circa 1980.
12. Biggest loser…terminal bad dandruff in spite of no hair.
13. Bored rich bitch…that hair is a cry for help.
14. Crazy Uncle Charlie on his third honeymoon in Vegas.

+4

1. sylvester stallone
2. keanu reeves
3.
4. nicholas cage
5. johnny carson
6. keifer sutherland
7. gwenyth paltrow
8.
9.
10. adam carrola
11. jane fonda
12. rush limbaugh
13. deborah harry
14.

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Jeez, if this is the level of competition I guess I really do look like James Spader.

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9. brian doyle murray

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11. Hoda ??

+1

Stallone
Tom Cruise
Lucille Ball
Nicolas Cage
Prince Charles
Marco Rubio
Gweneth Paltrow
Sean Penn
Bill Mahre
John Travolta
Jane Fonda
Kelsey Grammer
Lady Gaga
Milton Berle

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1. joey buttafuoco
2. ?
3. Angela Lansbury
4. Andrew Dice Clay
5. Dick Gephardt
6. Rachel Maddow
7. Gweneth Paltrow
8. David Spade
9. Bela Lugosi
10. ?
11. Sarah Jessica Parker
12. Rosie O’Donnell
13. Dee Snider
14. Sammy Davis Jr.

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1. Lou Ferrigno

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13 Dolly Parton

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1 ) Robert Davi
2 ) Tom Cruise
3 ) Priscilla Presley
4 ) Nicholas Cage
5 ) PeterGraves
6 ) Matt Damon
7 ) Gwyneth Paltrow
8 ) Sean Penn
9 ) Frank Langella
10 ) John Travolta
11 ) Ruth Buzzi
12 ) Kelsey Grammer
13 ) Gregory Peck

NObama2012!

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1. Either Bill Schultz (Red Eye – the disgusting side kick) or Freddie Krueger
2. Keanu Reeves
3. A Loni Anderson + Joan Collins hybrid
4. Nicholas Cage
5. David Hartman
6. Kevin Bacon
7. Either Gwyneth Paltrow or Nicole Kidman
8. Bruce Springsteen
9. Tony Bennett
10. John Travolta
11. Marie Osmond
12. Kelsey Grammer
13. Debbie Harry, Farrah Fawcett or Kim Basinger
14. Dean Martin or Tony Bennett

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I’m not sure if she is trying to impersonate anyone, but #13 might actually BE an old Courtney Love mugshot…

…well, after the police wiped the punk and blood off her face, at least. The black eye remains though.

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Ya’ll have pretty active imaginations.

They look like the “People of Wal-Mart” to me.

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#4…Gomer Pyle
#14…My dentist, Abe Zuckerman

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1. Kramer
2. Christian Slater
3. Bewitched
4. Nick Cage
5. Johnny Carson
6. Kevin Bacon
7. Gweneth Paltrow
8. Sean Penn
9. Frank Sinatra
10. Donny Osmond
11. Jane Fonda
12. Kelsy Grammer
13. Blondie
14. Martin Short playing Dean Martin

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1) Sylvester Stallone
2) Johnny Depp
3) Joan Collins
4) Elvis
5) Johnny Carson
6) Mark Wahlberg
7) Gwenyth Paltrow
8) Sean Penn
9) Frank Sinatra
10) John Travolta
11) Jane Fonda
12) Kelsey Grammar
13) Courtney Love
14) Dean Martin

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Why is Sean Penn smiling at me?

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Number 7 looks like Hilah Johnson:

http://hilahcooking.com/

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when i first looked at #8. I saw sully erna (from godsmack )

but after reading all your comments, i can see the sean penn resemblance. does he have tats? are they supposed to BE trying to look like celebrities ?

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