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  1. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 23rd, 2012

    Not a chance in hell am I letting them off the hook.

    They need to close shop.

    I don’t watch anything on ABC, and I have not for years for this very reason.

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  2. Anonymous

    July 23rd, 2012

    Purge first, then apologize

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  3. ChiefIllinicake

    July 23rd, 2012

    God bless my wife.

    About 2 years before the last big election (2008), I, too, was a daily viewer of Good Morning America.

    For years, I, sleepy eyed and drool-stained, reflexively absorbed the drooling Socialist drivel of Charlie Gibson, Dianne Sawyer, George “I fit neatly under Clinton’s desk and suck like a Dyson” Snuffelupagus, Chris “Dead Shark Eyes” Cuomo, Robin “Give a Sista a Break” Roberts…the whole fucking crew.

    Knowing better, as a long-time viewer of Fox’s nighttime lineup, but also being a creature of habit, I’d go back to ABC in the morning as I had done since the 80′s, and as a result, I’d be so god-danged wound up with their bullshit (A Recession is coming…a Recession is coming…it’s all BUSH’s fault) by the time I ate my toast and swilled my Joe and got in the car that I coulda…did…shit blood.

    Then, one day, my marvelous bride cut me off. Cold. So great was her love for me that she forbade me from watching…and supporting…the Main Stream Media. She wanted me alive, which wasn’t seeming like a likely outcome with ABC in my life. Soon, I started noticing sunrises again. And puppies. My prostate, formerly swelled like a cocoanut, ramped back to a benign walnut-esque inert whatsit as before. My colon stopped spitting. And I began to notice rainbows again.

    Give up on the MSM and, particularly ABC, folks. Life is too short to suffer asshats that asshatitudinous.

    Asshatitudinous…my word, but feel free to use it, friends.

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  4. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 23rd, 2012

    It is too late to apologize; We have been too soft on the MSM all these years.

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  5. RANDO

    July 23rd, 2012

    That cartoon is perfect.

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  6. Bad Brad

    July 23rd, 2012

    Chief. You’re killing me. If your bride is anything like mine, she was just tired of hearing ya bitch. Go ask her. She tell ya the truth and laugh at your dumb ass just like mine does to me. It sucks when they are smarter then us. Might have you all wrong, but my brides got me nailed.

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  7. Unneutral

    July 23rd, 2012

    Officer to crook; “Are you sorry for what you did?”
    Crook; “Yes I am sorry.” Under his breath; (sorry I got caught).

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  8. Chiefillinicake

    July 23rd, 2012

    No, Brad. You are correct. While we’re making loud noises like rutting warthogs, they pretty much know we’re broken old blowhards blowing off steam.

    She might be smarter than me, but I still got her, didn’t I?

    So who’s the brainiac? :-)

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  9. Bad Brad

    July 23rd, 2012

    I Truly am laughing my ass off. It’s somewhat humiliating at times. But it’s a lot of fun.

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  10. Chiefillinicake

    July 23rd, 2012

    Ya know Brad, anybody willing to give me nookie at this late age of decrepitude must be appreciated. And simultaneously pitied!!

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  11. Bad Brad

    July 23rd, 2012

    Ya well let me give you a little advise. Never use that little blue pill as a Suppository. They will haul you around on a roof rack for 3 hours and 59 minutes. Not fun.

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  12. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 24th, 2012

    ABC was sorry, there was no TEA Party connection.

    ABC was sorry there was no TEA Party connection.

    Punctuation — the difference between Helping your uncle Jack, off his horse and Helping your uncle Jack off his horse.

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  13. ronterf

    July 24th, 2012

    Ha ha….yea that nailed it on the head!

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  14. Bob M.

    July 24th, 2012

    ABC IS sorry… like you wouldn’t BELIEVE… :-/

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  15. LibertyMark

    July 24th, 2012

    Journalistic malfeasance. They should both be fired.

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