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The Garden of Wee Weein’
Readings from the Book of Barack
1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.
3 And Govt said, “Let there be spending,” and there was spending. 4 Govt saw that the spending was good, and that it separated the light from the darkness. 5 Govt called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day.
6 Then Govt said, “Let there be roads and bridges across the waters, and let dams divide the waters from the waters.” 7 Thus Govt made the infrastructure and the patronage jobs for eternity under the firmament from the Potomac which was above the firmament; and it was so. 8 And Govt called the firmament Washington. This Govt did on the second day.
9 Then Govt said, “Let the regulations and the guidlines under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the Bureaus appear”; and it was so. 10 And Govt called the Bureaus demigovts, and the gathering together of them He called AFSCME. And Govt saw that it was good.
11 Then Govt said, “Let there be police, and firefighters, and teachers according to their kind, for they will create more jobs”; and it was so. 12 And then Govt bade the void bring forth crime, and arson, and stupidity, that each would yield seed to bring forth more police, and firefighters, and teachers, and jobs. And Govt saw that it was good. 13 So the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 On the fourth day Govt said, “Let Us make the economy in Our image, according to Our likeness; let it have dominion over the cars of the road, over the appliances of the supercenters, and over the pet groomers of the strip malls, over all the clickthroughs of Amazon and over every creepy thing of the Dollar Stores.” 15 So Govt created the economy in His own image; services and wholesale and retail He created them. 16 Then Govt blessed them, and Govt said to them, “Be fruitful and use the multiplier effect; fill the land with jobs; thou have dominion over thy realm, within limits, as long and thou remember to get thy permits and tithe thy taxes, for they are good. Hope to see you at the fundraiser.”
17 And on the fifth day Govt made an official Govt holiday, and headed off for a 3-day golf weekend at Camp David. But first Govt said to the economy, “you are free to eat from any tree in the garden, except the tree of Knowledge.
Corona
July 23rd, 2012
The whole article is great.
Dismas_In_Wonderland
July 23rd, 2012
(With all apologies to) Isaiah 14
12 How art thou fallen from heaven, Obama, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
13 For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:
14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.
15 Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to sit beside Pelosi, and Reid in the pit.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 23rd, 2012
The Messiah doesn’t visit Camp David because there is no golf course there.
MaryfromMarin
July 23rd, 2012
Mixed feelings about this. Iowahawk is extremely clever, as usual, but he’s knocked the creation story out of balance and made everything repellent, including the God figure. All is evil and corrupt.
It would have been absolute genius if he could have kept the original alignment of good and evil, while making the alterations of identity.
Unneutral
July 23rd, 2012
I think that may have come from the Koran.
Efficacy
July 23rd, 2012
“But Govt. can’t be god cause I’m god but I’m also Govt. so together with my spirit Wookie Mooch we be the new and improved Trinity”.
So saith the Book of Barack layin down the truth Ruth and the fact Jack.
Czar of Defenestration
July 23rd, 2012
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v</striked Bless Iowahawk!Czar of Defenestration
July 23rd, 2012
Let’s try that again
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vd Bless Iowahawk!FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 23rd, 2012
I’d say someone was picking up on my vibe and pushing it out a bit. Check out my comments from a few posts back.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=141712
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 23rd, 2012
I’d say someone saw my comments from a few posts back and pushed it out a bit.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=141712
Iowahawk, you owe me a beer.
FreeMan
July 23rd, 2012
I’d say someone saw my comments from a few posts back and pushed it out a bit.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=141712
Iowahawk, you owe me a beer.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 23rd, 2012
Book of Revoltations
Or Lamentations?
I know it was “I Saya”
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 23rd, 2012
I’d say someone saw my comments from a few posts back and pushed it out a bit.
on page p=141712
Iowahawk, you owe me a beer.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 23rd, 2012
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=141712
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 23rd, 2012
Sad Obama’s Unseen Helping Hand ~fin post.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 23rd, 2012
Sure, now they all show up. Sorry Fur, can you delete copies?