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Kennedy Klan Picking Over Teddy’s Bones
All is not calm in Camelot. A major battle is building between Ted Kennedy’s widow and his children over the establishment of a $71 million institution in the late senator’s honor. The tension centers on the construction and management of the
Edward Kennedy Institute for the US Senate, a close family source tells the Boston Globe.
The extended family is also at odds with Vicki , particularly concerning the institution’s takeover of the main mansion at the Kennedy family Hyannis Port compound, which was purchased by family patriarch Joseph Kennedy in the 1920s. The institute has barred use of the mansion to family members, and is charging them a rental fee even to use the lawn, notes the Globe.
Anonymous
July 23rd, 2012
The E.K. Institute will produce a video of how to make a “Waitress Sandwich.”
cfm990
July 23rd, 2012
The E.K. Institute will produce a video of how to make a “Waitress Sandwich.”
Or, why flotation devises are as important as seat belts.
Anonymous
July 23rd, 2012
I didn’t know E.K. did work for the Coast Guard.
Joe Btfsplk
July 23rd, 2012
Fee to use the lawn….how much is the cover to drink in the bar? That’ll get’em really riled.
hanoverfist
July 23rd, 2012
“…a $71 million institution”
That’s one helluva expensive still!
Anonymous
July 23rd, 2012
How did I miss this one. It can’t possibly be true.
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even steven
July 23rd, 2012
Edward Kennedy Institute? That’s a crummy name for a distillery.
persecutor
July 23rd, 2012
I think it’s morally uplifting to see the family cannibalize itself.
The young grifters are being taken to the woodshed by the Louisiana Hustler.
Poor Patches is going to have to borrow an Ambien and a fifth of scotch from his cousin in NY just to calm himself down.
Oh, the humanity!
Anonymous
July 23rd, 2012
I guess I’m not the only one to be totally disgusted with the whole Kennedy clan.
“The institute has barred use of the mansion to family members..”
NoMoBo
July 23rd, 2012
Sounds like Ted and Vicki deserved one another.
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
July 23rd, 2012
A battle between Kennedys? Have them meet at midnight on a bridge somewhere to hash out their differences over whiskey and cars.
We will eventually call the cops – sometime the next morning after we sober up.
Anonymous
July 23rd, 2012
Edward Kennedy Institute… I guess the name “Fat, Drunk and Ignorant Institue” name was already taken.
Tim
July 23rd, 2012
This is why “trailer trash” should never inherit money.
(apologies to the mobile home owners, it’s just an expression)
Tracy
July 23rd, 2012
Picking Pickled Bones? Cash Is Cash Alky $$$ Or Not.
NObama2012!
even steven
July 23rd, 2012
@Tim… thanks to Obamanomics, I lost my trailer. I live in a cardboard box now. I just got my property tax bill, so I’ll probably lose my box now, too.
even steven
July 23rd, 2012
Ted’s family should at least wait until his liver has finished metabolizing alcohol before squabbling over his estate. How tacky!
Toaster
July 23rd, 2012
They could call the new “institute” K.I.D. The Kennedy Institute of Debauchery
billy c
July 23rd, 2012
hope they’re gonna use some o’ dat $500,000,000 fiji Ded Kennedie money to pay for the
Fiji Ded KennedieLiberal Liar memorialWill Profit
July 23rd, 2012
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….FUCK THE KENNEDY’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
persecutor
July 23rd, 2012
The Edward Kennedy Institute
“Pinguis Bibisset Et Via Vitae Nisi Stultissimus”
(Fat Drunk and Stupid Is The Only Way To Go Through Life)
Bob M.
July 23rd, 2012
STALINgrad would seem an ideal location to build. Maybe an old KGB building in Moscow could be recycled.
cfm990
July 23rd, 2012
Are Y’all really that shocked? What’s a little infighting between inbreedings Bound to happen.
IronyCurtain
July 23rd, 2012
These comments are too good not to share. Why not contact the “Institute” directly and speak your mind?
https://secure.kennedyinstitute.org/page/s/contact
norman einstein
July 23rd, 2012
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I’m on Vicki’s side.
This looks just PERFECT on Splash Jr. and Patrick.
After all, she’s the one who straightened him out, more or less.
“The institute has barred use of the mansion by family members, and is charging them a rental fee even to use the lawn.”
Fantastic. Stick a fork in Camelot. It’s dead.
Steve
July 23rd, 2012
Donate it to AA, that will piss him off!!!
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July 23rd, 2012
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Libra
July 23rd, 2012
As the old farm boy said as he watched his wife battle a wildcat–”First fight I’ve ever seen where I never gave a shit who won.”
GRIZZ
July 26th, 2012
Give it to some messcans.