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Bend It Like Beckham
via Sondrakistan
US President wears David’s pants
Model … mock-up of Barack Obama (No!, you don’t say????- bfh)
BARACK Obama wears David Beckham’s tight-fitting boxers, The Sun can reveal.
!snip!
Michelle likes them too!






Col. Angus
July 22nd, 2012
I ain’t buying it, gotta be a photo shop. He’d be more comfortable in Victoria Beckham’s silk thongs.
persecutor
July 22nd, 2012
With a package like hers, you wonder what he sees in Reggie! Maybe Reggie’s more in touch with his feminine side.
DJR
July 22nd, 2012
Wouldn’t it be great to see a photo shop picture of Moochelle instead of the real thing!
scribble
July 22nd, 2012
I ain’t buying it either – it’d be more realistic if Reggie was in the bed behind him.
Debbie
July 22nd, 2012
Now we know where he keeps his stash.
Bad Brad
July 22nd, 2012
Maybe he actually doesn’t wear them, maybe he just purchases Beckham’s used, unwashed ones.
Free4Now
July 22nd, 2012
Ewwwwww! This needs to be password protected.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 22nd, 2012
This a package like that they better stay out of the TSA security line.
Unneutral
July 22nd, 2012
Does Beckham even provide the baked potato?
Bad Brad
July 22nd, 2012
That’s not a potato, those are his used sweaty socks.
Callmelennie
July 22nd, 2012
OWWWWWWWWW!
Oh he’s a Fur .. Hat
He’s nutty nut-tay
Just searing my eyeballs out
Yeah, he’s a Fur … Hat
He’s on the attack and that’s a fact
Ain’t holding nuthin back
And he’s a Fur .. Hat
He’s the one, the only one
To draw Meesh like an Amazon
bitterclinger
July 22nd, 2012
Jebus, everytime I see Baraqa throwing back his head like that I think of Mr. Ed. And then I see the size of the Wookie.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 22nd, 2012
With a package like that they better stay out of the TSA security line.
where is my head
Bob M.
July 22nd, 2012
“MOCK UP” is the OPERATIVE word in Der Kommissar’s case. He’d be more like Beavis, wearing the EYEPATCH as a jockstrap!
norman einstein
July 22nd, 2012
I don’t think Moose has any competition.
His secret’s out:
http://tinyurl.com/c9gk9n8
Cruisin' Cat
July 22nd, 2012
I don’t buy it. He’s leaning to the right…
free
July 22nd, 2012
Guess these are the big boy and big girl pants that Debbie Wasserman Schultz was referring to.
*shudder*
missinmich
July 22nd, 2012
Bam-bam is definitely a photoshop. He is built more like a Ken doll.
Major Mal function
July 22nd, 2012
Hell, it’s Michelle who makes Barry wear Beckham’s shorts – on his head.
Major Mal function
July 22nd, 2012
This a package like that they better stay out of the TSA security line.
Oh, the TSA would be all over that.
http://blog.seattlepi.com/hottopics/2012/07/20/man-with-%E2%80%98world%E2%80%99s-biggest-penis%E2%80%99-stopped-at-sfo-security/
San Francisco, natch.
Jerry Manderin
July 22nd, 2012
Forwarding!
mkultra
July 22nd, 2012
Moochie is hung like a bison! I’ll bet Barry’s rear end looks like the Lincoln tunnel during the sasquatch rut.
Trixie Bluebell
July 22nd, 2012
Obumbles can only wish he was built like that. There are no words for the Moose.
old_oaks
July 23rd, 2012
Moochie looks like she popped up from a bowl of rice in Indo_China!
Andrea Shea King
July 23rd, 2012
I wasn’t sickened enuf with the photoshopped Obama and his lumps, but now you’ve really done it.
aaargghhhhhh! aaaarghhhh! arrrrgh…..
BarnabyBoog
July 23rd, 2012
Now Now….don’t slam Oboobie…this picture is part of his madeup promo for DownLOw ChiTown Style…new book he is ghost-writing….faraiee tale is that he will reveal all UGGGH!… include all those ‘hiddin’ dataphiles he paid to bury…
BarnabyBoog
July 23rd, 2012
Andrea..right on! thats it, Oboobie had testicular cancer…look at those lumps….been getting poked too much in the makebelieve kittykat…Shame on Reggie, David, Rahm, half of the bois in Chicago Homo Heights…
JohnR
July 23rd, 2012
did he have a ball implant? cuz he dont have a nut sack like that. its more like 2 marbles