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The Sun

via Sondrakistan

US President wears David’s pants

Barack Obama

Model … mock-up of Barack Obama  (No!, you don’t say????- bfh)

BARACK Obama wears David Beckham’s tight-fitting boxers, The Sun can reveal.

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Michelle likes them too!

 

» 28 Comments

  1. Col. Angus

    July 22nd, 2012

    I ain’t buying it, gotta be a photo shop. He’d be more comfortable in Victoria Beckham’s silk thongs.

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  2. persecutor

    July 22nd, 2012

    With a package like hers, you wonder what he sees in Reggie! Maybe Reggie’s more in touch with his feminine side.

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  3. DJR

    July 22nd, 2012

    Wouldn’t it be great to see a photo shop picture of Moochelle instead of the real thing!

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  4. scribble

    July 22nd, 2012

    I ain’t buying it either – it’d be more realistic if Reggie was in the bed behind him.

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  5. Debbie

    July 22nd, 2012

    Now we know where he keeps his stash.

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  6. Bad Brad

    July 22nd, 2012

    Maybe he actually doesn’t wear them, maybe he just purchases Beckham’s used, unwashed ones.

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  7. Free4Now

    July 22nd, 2012

    Ewwwwww! This needs to be password protected.

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  8. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 22nd, 2012

    This a package like that they better stay out of the TSA security line.

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  9. Unneutral

    July 22nd, 2012

    Does Beckham even provide the baked potato?

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  10. Bad Brad

    July 22nd, 2012

    That’s not a potato, those are his used sweaty socks.

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  11. Callmelennie

    July 22nd, 2012

    OWWWWWWWWW!

    Oh he’s a Fur .. Hat
    He’s nutty nut-tay
    Just searing my eyeballs out
    Yeah, he’s a Fur … Hat
    He’s on the attack and that’s a fact
    Ain’t holding nuthin back
    And he’s a Fur .. Hat
    He’s the one, the only one
    To draw Meesh like an Amazon

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  12. bitterclinger

    July 22nd, 2012

    Jebus, everytime I see Baraqa throwing back his head like that I think of Mr. Ed. And then I see the size of the Wookie.

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  13. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 22nd, 2012

    With a package like that they better stay out of the TSA security line.

    where is my head

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  14. Bob M.

    July 22nd, 2012

    “MOCK UP” is the OPERATIVE word in Der Kommissar’s case. He’d be more like Beavis, wearing the EYEPATCH as a jockstrap! :roll:

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  15. norman einstein

    July 22nd, 2012

    I don’t think Moose has any competition.
    His secret’s out:
    http://tinyurl.com/c9gk9n8

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  16. Cruisin' Cat

    July 22nd, 2012

    I don’t buy it. He’s leaning to the right…

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  17. free

    July 22nd, 2012

    Guess these are the big boy and big girl pants that Debbie Wasserman Schultz was referring to.

    *shudder*

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  18. missinmich

    July 22nd, 2012

    Bam-bam is definitely a photoshop. He is built more like a Ken doll.

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  19. Major Mal function

    July 22nd, 2012

    Hell, it’s Michelle who makes Barry wear Beckham’s shorts – on his head.

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  20. Major Mal function

    July 22nd, 2012

    This a package like that they better stay out of the TSA security line.

    Oh, the TSA would be all over that.
    http://blog.seattlepi.com/hottopics/2012/07/20/man-with-%E2%80%98world%E2%80%99s-biggest-penis%E2%80%99-stopped-at-sfo-security/

    San Francisco, natch.

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  21. Jerry Manderin

    July 22nd, 2012

    Forwarding!

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  22. mkultra

    July 22nd, 2012

    Moochie is hung like a bison! I’ll bet Barry’s rear end looks like the Lincoln tunnel during the sasquatch rut.

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  23. Trixie Bluebell

    July 22nd, 2012

    Obumbles can only wish he was built like that. There are no words for the Moose.

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  24. old_oaks

    July 23rd, 2012

    Moochie looks like she popped up from a bowl of rice in Indo_China!

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  25. Andrea Shea King

    July 23rd, 2012

    I wasn’t sickened enuf with the photoshopped Obama and his lumps, but now you’ve really done it.

    aaargghhhhhh! aaaarghhhh! arrrrgh…..

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  26. BarnabyBoog

    July 23rd, 2012

    Now Now….don’t slam Oboobie…this picture is part of his madeup promo for DownLOw ChiTown Style…new book he is ghost-writing….faraiee tale is that he will reveal all UGGGH!… include all those ‘hiddin’ dataphiles he paid to bury…

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  27. BarnabyBoog

    July 23rd, 2012

    Andrea..right on! thats it, Oboobie had testicular cancer…look at those lumps….been getting poked too much in the makebelieve kittykat…Shame on Reggie, David, Rahm, half of the bois in Chicago Homo Heights…

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  28. JohnR

    July 23rd, 2012

    did he have a ball implant? cuz he dont have a nut sack like that. its more like 2 marbles

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