Home - by Cardigan - July 21, 2012 - 15:06 America/New_York - 18 Comments
dapenguin in Alaska
July 21st, 2012
or how about yummy goosse nuggets a new KFC treat!!
When I was about 4 years old, I got attacked by large domestic geese, and was scared to death by them until was big enough to fight back. We had a white leghorn rooster when I was a teenager, that would attack at random. I kicked him with boots on, and while it stopped him, it never seemed like it hurt him at all.
A Katana would be the best defense. Just make sure you have potatoes, green beans, corn on the cob,and a nice oven handy.
Goose? What Goose?
Shoot the motherf***er, damn it.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
Another crime easily preventable/disruptable by armed civilians.
I am reminded of the Wallace and Grommit episode with the evil penguin.
Make him a poll watch at an inner-city polling place! I don’t think even those pussie black panthers would fuck with him.
EinYTX, but penguins are soooo adorable!!!!!
I wonder where this is…one of our local hospitals often has a sign on one of the doors: “Be careful: A bear roamed in yesterday” or “Moose walking through garage, be alert.”
Clearly, we need Federal legislation to deal with the growing goose problem …
The Constitution doesn’t allow for the individual ownership of attack geese – only for a state attack geese militia.
Brian in BC
Put the goose in charge of DHS, instant improvement.
I had a pair of ‘em fledge 5 goslings at our pond
and I can attest the male & female have zero tolerance for encroachment into “their” territory.
Do I have to point out the obvious, it should read Duck, Duck, Goose. Now does everyone feel better.
The bite is like a REALLY hard pinch.
Further proof we need to secure our borders – that’s a Canadian goose. Goddamn nordski border-jumper.
That’s refereed to as dinner at my household.
The goose is pissed off about the lack of punctuation.
Can we send that goose to the next golf course clubhouse where BHO is golfing? You know, whichever clubhouse that has only one door?
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