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  1. dapenguin in Alaska

    July 21st, 2012

    or how about yummy goosse nuggets a new KFC treat!!

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  2. Sarthurk

    July 21st, 2012

    When I was about 4 years old, I got attacked by large domestic geese, and was scared to death by them until was big enough to fight back. We had a white leghorn rooster when I was a teenager, that would attack at random. I kicked him with boots on, and while it stopped him, it never seemed like it hurt him at all.

    A Katana would be the best defense. Just make sure you have potatoes, green beans, corn on the cob,and a nice oven handy.

    Goose? What Goose?

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  3. Buck Ofama

    July 21st, 2012

    Shoot the motherf***er, damn it.

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  4. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    July 21st, 2012

    Another crime easily preventable/disruptable by armed civilians.

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  5. EinTX

    July 21st, 2012

    I am reminded of the Wallace and Grommit episode with the evil penguin.

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  6. Doc

    July 21st, 2012

    Make him a poll watch at an inner-city polling place! I don’t think even those pussie black panthers would fuck with him.

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  7. Trixie Bluebell

    July 21st, 2012

    Goose Guard.

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  8. Isobel Ingoldesthorpe

    July 21st, 2012

    EinYTX, but penguins are soooo adorable!!!!!

    I wonder where this is…one of our local hospitals often has a sign on one of the doors: “Be careful: A bear roamed in yesterday” or “Moose walking through garage, be alert.”

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  9. Tim

    July 21st, 2012

    Clearly, we need Federal legislation to deal with the growing goose problem …

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  10. Tim

    July 21st, 2012

    The Constitution doesn’t allow for the individual ownership of attack geese – only for a state attack geese militia.

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  11. Brian in BC

    July 21st, 2012

    Dang Canadians.

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  12. Anonymous

    July 21st, 2012

    Put the goose in charge of DHS, instant improvement.
    I had a pair of ‘em fledge 5 goslings at our pond
    and I can attest the male & female have zero tolerance for encroachment into “their” territory.

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  13. the aardvark

    July 21st, 2012

    Do I have to point out the obvious, it should read Duck, Duck, Goose. Now does everyone feel better.

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  14. sablegsd

    July 21st, 2012

    The bite is like a REALLY hard pinch.

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  15. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    July 21st, 2012

    Further proof we need to secure our borders – that’s a Canadian goose. Goddamn nordski border-jumper.

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  16. Bad Brad

    July 21st, 2012

    That’s refereed to as dinner at my household.

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  17. Troy

    July 21st, 2012

    The goose is pissed off about the lack of punctuation.

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  18. MaryfromMarin

    July 21st, 2012

    Can we send that goose to the next golf course clubhouse where BHO is golfing? You know, whichever clubhouse that has only one door?

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