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In the ABC War Room
ABC News Producer - Check all available information sources for the name James Holmes, Aurora, Colorado
Lackey #1 – I’ve found a James Holmes on Garrison Road.
ABC News Producer – What’s his party affiliation?
Lackey #1 – Independent.
ABC News Producer – Not good enou – er That’s not him.
Lackey #1 – How do you know?
ABC News Producer – ABC News Producer sixth sense, my boy. I have a nose for news.
Lackey #2 – We have a Jim Holmes in Littleton.
ABC News Producer – Tell me more.
Lackey#2 – NRA member
ABC News Producer – Good. Anything else?
Lackey #2- Mormon
ABC News Producer – Oh, this is our guy. Anything else?
Lackey #2 – Democrat
ABC News Producer – Damn. It’s not him.
Lackey #2 – How do you know?
ABC News Producer – Nose for news. Remember?
Lackey #1 – I have a Jim Aaron Homes from Denver. TEA Party member. NRA member and has a blog called “ReturnToLiberty.”
ABC News Producer – THAT’S HIM!. You nailed it. You are going places kid.
Lackey #2 – Hey, wait. I have a James Eagan Holmes.
ABC News Producer – It’s not him.
Lackey #2 – Owns a Batman suit.
ABC News Producer – It’s not him.
Lackey #2- Owns an AK-47
ABC News Producer – It’s not him.
Lackey #2 – He’s in police custody.
ABC News Producer – It’s not him.
Lackey #2 – He’s been identified.
ABC News Producer – It’s not him. Kid, you just don’t have what it takes. It’s the Jim Homes guy. The TEA Party guy.
Hello, Herb? Patch me through to Tiny Blowdry on the earpiece..
Hello, George? We’ve got him. Tell Ross it’s TEA party member Jim Homes of Denver.
I don’t care if they have the shooter in custody. Just say TEA PARTY goddammit.
SLAM!
Isn’t there anyone else with a nose for news in this godforsaken world???





grayscape
July 20th, 2012
I expect the Obama campaign to make an ad somehow blaming Romney. Seriously.
Reiuxcat
July 20th, 2012
Tea Party is the default search topic, just type in a name.
Great parody Fur, oh wait, it’s not parody if it’s true.
Anonymous
July 20th, 2012
Someone googled Brian Ross. It turns out he is a convicted sex offender.
Sea-Bass
July 20th, 2012
I noticed a sticker on the back window of a SUV parked at his parents…The sticker says
“To Write Love On Her Arms”
I googled it and it came back to a blog that looks pretty leftist…Its about depression or some shit, haven’t looked through the entire site yet.
Get this, in the “vision” section it states…
“The vision is people putting down guns and blades and bottles.”
Sea-Bass
July 20th, 2012
oops, here is the link to the site
http://www.twloha.com/vision/
I bet this kid is going to be on all kinds of psychotropic drugs.
hanoverfist
July 20th, 2012
Colorado Ph.D student
White
24yrs old
I’m betting OWS
hanoverfist
July 20th, 2012
And why doesn’t Drudge have a picture of him as a 14yr old like Tryavon?
Anonymous
July 20th, 2012
*UPDATE* ABC News Corrects…
Editor’s Note: An earlier ABC News broadcast report suggested that a Jim Holmes of a Colorado Tea Party organization might be the suspect, but that report was incorrect. ABC News and Brian Ross apologize for the mistake, and for disseminating that information before it was properly vetted.
I remember the good old days when inept reports like Brian Ross would be fired on the spot.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 20th, 2012
If I had the last four digits of his SSN or CA driver license number, I could tell you his voter registration info.
Tim
July 20th, 2012
“Tiny Blowdry” – Bucking Frilliant!
Stirrin the B.S.
July 20th, 2012
The Tea Party Jame Holmes? 52 years old – 28 years older than the killer. He’s had to disconnect his phone because he’s received so many violent threats from whackjob loony leftards.
Pathetic, all the way around – from ABC to the flame-throwing asshat progs!!
Hotlanta Mike
July 20th, 2012
James Holmes, future one-percenter care of Brian Ross and ABC News.
Anonymous
July 20th, 2012
I almost forgot. This is the same POS that did the hit piece on Romney and the Cayman Islands back in January.
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/romney-parks-millions-offshore-tax-haven/story?id=15378566
Commissar M
July 20th, 2012
Is anyone here really surprised that Ross would pull a stunt like this? It worked so well for them when they connected Jared Loughner to Sarah Palin and the Tea Party so why not try it again?
This has been standard media MO at least since Kennedy was assassinated. Dan Rather made his career move from local TV to CBS by reporting from “deep in the hate of Texas”, as he and the network attempted to convince the nation that the president was killed by right-wing southern fanatics. The fact that the assassin turned out to be a communist with a history of violence and a penchant for attention whoring media stunts hardly seemed to matter once the narrative was in place and 50 years later, a large number of people consider that killer to a scapegoat or minor player at best.
They keep doing this because it works and it fits the narrative that leftists are always the good guys and never violent. It imparts fear in short attention span “apolitical” idiots who vote Democrap by default and think CNN and Jon Stewart are legitimate news sources. It feeds the perception that the guy with the Gadsden flag bumper sticker is not merely someone who disagrees with you but is literally violent and dangerous.
RANDO
July 20th, 2012
It’s funny because it’s true!
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