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Kiss my ling, if I had one.

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See, it smerle rike kimchi an plime lib!

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I just rub my ass…see, my shit no stink!

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PULL MY FINGEH!!! Or you end up on the bottom of the shark tank with Hans Brix!!!

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No, really….pull my finger!

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OOOH smooth. Just rike baby ass.

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heeeeyyyyy, MOK-A-WANA.

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This is how you signal, and you say ‘STRIKE’ …

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Rook!, it’s that wortress Awec Badwen daddy waned me about!

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Bring forth the virgin accolytes for hymen-finger testing.

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“Is that a booger I see up your nose comrade! You must share it with the people immediately.”

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Hord steady, you have ritter bit of snot on cheek. Yummy.

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You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out…and drop the bag from the U.N. at the door.

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And I give you, my very good Comrade across the seas, Barack Obama.

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My obedient children I give you my new and faithful friend barack hussain obame.WHO I WANT YOU TO ADORE, BUT NOT AS YOU ADORE ME. BARACK PLEASE.

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And you’ve won…a brand new car!

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That dilection be the souse. We be the north. Got it?

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So I amuse you? I make you raugh? I’m here to frucking amuse you?

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…and over here is the extensive american porno collection I inherited from our late Dear Leader.

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“Place my statue exactly where my father’s rests and move his over this way about a kilometer or two.”

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Dat’s one loooong eyebrow hair.

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You must taste booger before I eat.Make sure it not poison.

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I’ma srap you sirry!

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Evwee won who diss agwee wid mee line up for fwee azz inspekshun.

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Me go pee pee on my hand.

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Comrade Obama, I want to hold your hand.

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Met her on a Monday and my heart stood stirl… Dah doo lun lun lun da doo lun lun…

Sing with me now, or I wirl have you shot!!!

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I only use peach colored toilet paper, go on amazon get it for me, until then you have to smell my caca on my fingers.

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“Is this guy still breathing? Better check.”

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I dare you to say the shit on my fingers stinks.

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And on this side of the dungeon we have the rack and Iron Maiden…

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Velly smooth shave with new Peopre’s Lazor! Numba one happy sunshine shave you face!

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Talk to the hand. The hand that’s about to smack you!

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Tis ash hole too big!!(slap). Make pain in my ash. I think it hemroid!! I no more powerbottom!

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..And this is how you slap a bitch when she tells me NO!

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I’m not touching youuuu I’m not touching youuuu

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If my sasquatch rook rike Michelle Obama, I shave her ass and teach to walk backward.

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“If you want it then you shoulda put a ring on it…
If you want it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh
Oh
Oh…”

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Hand me that fortune cookie. It will decide if you live

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Feel pain of my glorious people’s pimp hand.

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“STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

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“I could have been contendah!”

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“Theeeeere’s a bright golden haze on the meadooooow”

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You there! Come! Make me look handsome like Charlie Sheen!

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…and you wonder why I fired General Ri Yong-ho? look at it..just look! another failed missle test!
I told him Diet Coke and Mentos wasn’t going to work!

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I rearn new shong, you sing with me,
“Crown to the reft of me, Joka to the light,
He liam, shtuck in the . . . ”
YOU NOT SHING!

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Hi Karate

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Judo chop tongue

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Wait, this guy has a boogie hanging out.

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“New executive order: from now on, THIS is LEFT hand. Other hand is now known as RIGHT hand!
New rule about up and down to be forthcoming. — Will explain tomorrow! (And ‘tomorrow’ will now known as ‘yesterday!’)”

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I can’t look at that nose hair any more, just one little yank!

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you put your right hand in
you pull your right hand out—-

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And here’s . . . Barack!

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How you like backup dancers?

We be Il’in

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I didn’t get a harumph from that guy…..

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If you ME, you CAN pick you friend nose!

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FUCK YOU! Blian Loss!

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Morey morey morey. I’m goring to order sorme quacamorey!

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Ahhhhh,,,,,,high ka wa te chwop!

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Obuttma is asshole see !!!

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