Home - by Cardigan - July 20, 2012 - 17:45 America/New_York - 67 Comments
July 20th, 2012
Smell my finger…
smer my fingah, see me not so ronery
Daddy’s barber still has his job, I see.
Stirrin the B.S.
Kiss my ling, if I had one.
See, it smerle rike kimchi an plime lib!
I just rub my ass…see, my shit no stink!
PULL MY FINGEH!!! Or you end up on the bottom of the shark tank with Hans Brix!!!
No, really….pull my finger!
OOOH smooth. Just rike baby ass.
A wise man taught me that when one goes to sleep with itchy butt he wakes up with stinky finger. See?
This is how you signal, and you say ‘STRIKE’ …
Rook!, it’s that wortress Awec Badwen daddy waned me about!
Bring forth the virgin accolytes for hymen-finger testing.
“Is that a booger I see up your nose comrade! You must share it with the people immediately.”
Hord steady, you have ritter bit of snot on cheek. Yummy.
“I’m a little tea pot…”
I brock person’s face with hand during photo shoot just like Balack Oblama
You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out…and drop the bag from the U.N. at the door.
yu no build that
And I give you, my very good Comrade across the seas, Barack Obama.
My obedient children I give you my new and faithful friend barack hussain obame.WHO I WANT YOU TO ADORE, BUT NOT AS YOU ADORE ME. BARACK PLEASE.
Stranded in Sonoma
And you’ve won…a brand new car!
That dilection be the souse. We be the north. Got it?
So I amuse you? I make you raugh? I’m here to frucking amuse you?
…and over here is the extensive american porno collection I inherited from our late Dear Leader.
“Place my statue exactly where my father’s rests and move his over this way about a kilometer or two.”
Dat’s one loooong eyebrow hair.
You must taste booger before I eat.Make sure it not poison.
I’ma srap you sirry!
Evwee won who diss agwee wid mee line up for fwee azz inspekshun.
Me go pee pee on my hand.
Comrade Obama, I want to hold your hand.
Met her on a Monday and my heart stood stirl… Dah doo lun lun lun da doo lun lun…
Sing with me now, or I wirl have you shot!!!
I only use peach colored toilet paper, go on amazon get it for me, until then you have to smell my caca on my fingers.
“Is this guy still breathing? Better check.”
I dare you to say the shit on my fingers stinks.
And on this side of the dungeon we have the rack and Iron Maiden…
Roscoe P. Soultrane
Velly smooth shave with new Peopre’s Lazor! Numba one happy sunshine shave you face!
Talk to the hand. The hand that’s about to smack you!
Tis ash hole too big!!(slap). Make pain in my ash. I think it hemroid!! I no more powerbottom!
..And this is how you slap a bitch when she tells me NO!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
I’m not touching youuuu I’m not touching youuuu
If my sasquatch rook rike Michelle Obama, I shave her ass and teach to walk backward.
“If you want it then you shoulda put a ring on it…
If you want it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Hand me that fortune cookie. It will decide if you live
Feel pain of my glorious people’s pimp hand.
“I could have been contendah!”
“Theeeeere’s a bright golden haze on the meadooooow”
You there! Come! Make me look handsome like Charlie Sheen!
…and you wonder why I fired General Ri Yong-ho? look at it..just look! another failed missle test!
I told him Diet Coke and Mentos wasn’t going to work!
I rearn new shong, you sing with me,
“Crown to the reft of me, Joka to the light,
He liam, shtuck in the . . . ”
YOU NOT SHING!
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
Judo chop tongue
Wait, this guy has a boogie hanging out.
“New executive order: from now on, THIS is LEFT hand. Other hand is now known as RIGHT hand!
New rule about up and down to be forthcoming. — Will explain tomorrow! (And ‘tomorrow’ will now known as ‘yesterday!’)”
I can’t look at that nose hair any more, just one little yank!
July 21st, 2012
you put your right hand in
you pull your right hand out—-
And here’s . . . Barack!
How you like backup dancers?
We be Il’in
I didn’t get a harumph from that guy…..
The Lost Dog
If you ME, you CAN pick you friend nose!
FUCK YOU! Blian Loss!
Morey morey morey. I’m goring to order sorme quacamorey!
Ahhhhh,,,,,,high ka wa te chwop!
Obuttma is asshole see !!!
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