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Obama, Once Again, Narcissistically Insinuates Himself Into Another Personal Moment

Home - by - July 19, 2012 - 22:05 America/New_York - 42 Comments

Obama wants to be in your Holiday Cards in exchange for 3 bucks. What a low-rent ass.

 

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  1. mkultra

    July 19th, 2012

    How about a fully aroused Prancer violating Barry under the mistletoe?

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  2. Cruisin' Cat

    July 19th, 2012

    Fourth picture down, are those Christmas balls?

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  3. mmm

    July 19th, 2012

    Ha! He is really going full on “Joke” lately.

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  4. Troy

    July 19th, 2012

    Yeah, but you didn’t build that Christmas card!

    We have to bury this fuc#stick with ridicule for that “you didn’t build that” comment.
    The left absolutely HATE when we ridicule Obama.
    The asshat is supposed to be above that.
    Community organizer. WTF? HAHAHA!

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  5. Chalupa

    July 19th, 2012

    Happy Malcolm X-mas.

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  6. Moxie Man

    July 19th, 2012

    Nice sweater for the Pecker-Head-in-Chief – Frilliant!

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  7. RedNeckRobot

    July 19th, 2012

    POTUS (Panhandler of the United States)

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  8. MaryfromMarin

    July 19th, 2012

    Funerals will be next, I suppose.

    “Why buy those expensive, ostentatious floral arrangements, which fade so quickly and drop messy petals all over the gravesite? Just send the money you saved to the BHO reelection campaign! Your loved one would WANT you to honor him/her in this way!”

    Nothing is beneath this guy.

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  9. shockuhzulu

    July 19th, 2012

    Once these are at the Walmarts, there’s sure to be more flash mobs.

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  10. scribble

    July 20th, 2012

    Why would anybody want a defeated grifter on their 2012 Christmas card.

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  11. Sarthurk

    July 20th, 2012

    Oh, the Christmas balls on the sweater group photo was great, but couldn’t you have photoshopped the pimple off of that? Unless of course you didn’t make that, had to have been someone else… yeah, that’s the ticket!

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  12. MaryfromMarin

    July 20th, 2012

    BHO as a Gumby Christmas tree!

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  13. Debbie

    July 20th, 2012

    That preggo pic needs to be tweaked to show Barry kissing her belly.

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  14. Isobel Ingoldesthorpe

    July 20th, 2012

    “Holiday” card? WTF? Christmas card, Hannukah card, whatever, not an effing HOLIDAY card.

    It’s only topped by “Holiday tree,” which made me lose my mouthful of tea the first time I heard it. It was the stupidest sounding pair of words ever.

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  15. Major Mal function

    July 20th, 2012

    I’d submit understated, yet elegant, prison bars.

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  16. Moxie Man

    July 20th, 2012

    Barry to the preggo chick: “It’s not too late to rid yourself of that useless mass of cells.”

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  17. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    July 20th, 2012

    OMG the Gumby Christmas tree!!!!
    ROTFLMAO. These are great!
    [I may or may not have peed a little, laughing.]

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  18. Czar of Corruption

    July 20th, 2012

    $3 WHORE, lol!

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 20th, 2012

    HOLIDAY cards? Which holiday?

    Certainly not CHRISTMAS cards.

    He and his are welcome to inject themselves into any and all SEASONS GREETINGS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS cards; I don’t use them.

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  20. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 20th, 2012

    I’m still surprised Obumfuk still allows the national Christmas tree. I fully expect that, when he’s a lame duck with nothing to lose by it, he will issue an executive order forbidding the national Christmas tree.

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  21. GregMan

    July 20th, 2012

    It’s cool, none of those people bought their own Christmas presents. Somebody else bought them for them.

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  22. Bob M.

    July 20th, 2012

    GUMBY DAMMIT, for the WIN!!! :lol:

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  23. shotwell

    July 20th, 2012

    What makes me sick is when we get rid of Obama the left well still require a statue on the mall and a national holiday. You Betcha.

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  24. shotwell

    July 20th, 2012

    What makes me sick is when we get rid of Obama the left will still require a statue on the mall and a national holiday. You Betcha.

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  25. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 20th, 2012

    @ gregMan – Hey!

    I buy my own Christmas presents every year and I almost always get what I want.

    This year I want a set of DUCK CRUTCHES.

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  26. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 20th, 2012

    What’s wrong with number five? O lacks a Santa Claus hat (since that’s how he’s regarded in da hood).

    What’s right with number five? Pregnant black woman is wearing a wedding band.

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  27. Noelegy

    July 20th, 2012

    Oh, this is brilliant! My personal favorite is the wrapped gifts.

    What are the odds that once you win the contest, you find out that the actual “prize” is a custom Photoshop job? I just don’t see Obama willing to press flesh with the plebs for what’s still overwhelmingly a Christian holiday.

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  28. Jerry Manderin

    July 20th, 2012

    He also injected himself along with his unshaved wookie into the Batman shooting in Aurora:

    “Michelle and I are shocked and saddened by the horrific and tragic shooting in Colorado. Federal and local law enforcement are still responding, and my administration will do everything that we can to support the people of Aurora in this extraordinarily difficult time. We are committed to bringing whoever was responsible to justice, ensuring the safety of our people, and caring for those who have been wounded.”

    LIAR.

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  29. GregMan

    July 20th, 2012

    @ Boobie:

    Duck crutches? What… OH, I GET IT

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  30. jaded1776

    July 20th, 2012

    What about greeting cards using this image (http://i.huffpost.com/gen/356791/OBAMA-HAND-FACE.jpg)? Or rather than cropping your ex out of otherwise flattering picture of you in the Caymans, why not have the One blot out the offending visage for you.

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  31. Joe

    July 20th, 2012

    I keep thinking one little condom between Stanley Ann and Frank would have prevented all this.

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  32. MaryfromMarin

    July 20th, 2012

    @jaded1776–

    You mean, instead of using “white-out” you can use “Obama-crop-out”?

    Wow, the possibilities with that are nearly endless.

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  33. olranger

    July 20th, 2012

    The only excuse for obumbo is grandpa denhams fondness for sodomy.

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  40. pyeatte

    July 22nd, 2012

    The only thing missing is a card with the full monty.

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  41. Patricia

    July 25th, 2012

    Hey, I’ll go along with the funeral thingie, if it’s HIS funeral!

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