Home - by BigFurHat - July 19, 2012 - 20:30 America/New_York - 19 Comments
July 19th, 2012
Before government, all babies used to explode at childbirth.
Chuck U Farley
before gub’mint there were no roads?
If You Build It The Government Will Cum
…like a mouthful of Mayonaisse.
(gotta admit, that was a entendre filled visual)
Sunny is funny. And on the mark too.
Mort came in the clubhouse today bubbling over with joy, happy as I’ve ever seen him. “I broke par, 71, I broke par, can you believe that?” “36/35, with no bogies and one birdie. What what a day I had, I could do nothing wrong. Wow, It was so beautiful.”
Listen Mort I said. Listen carefully. You did not do it alone. “whadda you mean I didn’t do it alone”? he said looking dumbfounded.
Well I said, let me explain. Mort, I said, How did you get to the course this morning?
I drove, he said.
In a car and on Route 202, I said.
Yeah,he said, how else, what’s your point?
Well, I said, Who built that road?
How the fuck should I know, he said, showing irritation.
Well Mort, I explained, The gobernment built the road, Ford built your Taurus, the course was built in 1966 by Turco, it is mantained by the groundskeeper; the grass is cut by the maintanience crew, and if it were not for all those people working hard over the years, you would not have broken par today.
Go fuck yourself Moe, he cried, and stormed out.
You just can’t explain things to some people.
Spitting the food out was the best. Very Catherine O’Hara!
O.k., so the baker really didn’t build his/her business, but he/she built the sandwich,
so the turkey farmer really didn’t build his/her business, but he/she built the sandwich,
so the olive oil producer really didn’t build his/her business, but he/she built the sandwich,…
Please, Lord, let Obama lose in a unprecedented landslide.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Sunny is off and on. This one was ON!!!
Was that her old man snickering in the background??
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
She schmears goot.
I never expected that Sunny was a spitter.
Please don’t tell my wife I have a tiny crush on Sunny.
somehow this reminds me of the lamentable Henny Penny saga
@irony – I got a crush on Catherine O’Hara since her SCTV days….Rrrrrrroooowwwwrrrr…
Major Mal function
July 20th, 2012
And the baker didn’t make the bread. The butcher didn’t make the cold cuts. When nobody makes anything, you have Communism.
The sad truth is that progs ALL believe in their non existing hearts that without the all wise government, there is nothing.
They believe that before the government, there was nothing.
They truly have no idea how the food gets to the store or how the money gets to their debit card or how the money gets to the store where they bought their 4G phone.
The sadder truth is the progs don’t care. They just want what they want. Now, who does that sound like?
Czar of Defenestration
Here’s a good take on OBoy’s schtick:
that it’s less of an arrogant bit of Socialism and more a
THREAT from Urban Thug Machine.
I love when she acts like a libtard then second guesses herself.
I musta been dreaming about making a sandwich last night.
When I woke up, my hand was covered in mayonnaise…
Czar of D. Great link.
Tradionally If you have a Hole-in-one you buy a round of drinks for the club.
Reece, who is a cheapskate, and a staunch obummer supporter had a hole-in-one last Wednesday.
To the assembled crown who were congradulating him, he announced: Thank you, thank you, but I did not do this on my own. The road that got me here was built years agoby the gubment, the car was built by Buick, The course was built by Turco. The Pro, the rangers, the starters, the grasscutters, all must share in this moment.
So buy your own fu*king drinks.
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