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Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater … TMZ has learned.
According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old “Anchorman” star watching last night’s feature … with his penis exposed and in his hand.
We’re told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.
It was a quick release — we’re told he was out of police custody a short while later.
As for which movie Fred was watching — there are 3 flicks in rotation at the theater … “Follow Me 2,” a XXX parody of “The Client List,” and “Step Dad No. 2.”
Jimbo
July 19th, 2012
Was Martin Mull there too?
fxdwg
July 19th, 2012
Do these theaters sell popcorn? Isn’t that what empty boxes are for? Sheesh.
Weldor
July 19th, 2012
Gopher broke…
Czar of Defenestration
July 19th, 2012
1) Doesn’t this guy have an internet connection?
2) Don’t the LAPD have anything better to do than cruise such theaters?
Clyde
July 19th, 2012
“Best In Show Redux”
HippieCritic
July 19th, 2012
FirmWood Tonight
He’s 78. I dunno. I’m sticking with fern. -bfh
IronyCurtain
July 19th, 2012
I’ve always been a fan so it’s really disappointing to hear that Little Willard was watching the movie, too.
Did he run out of internet porn?
cfm990
July 19th, 2012
That’s LA. In San Fran, they would have named a street after him.
I Luv Bacon
July 19th, 2012
salacious!
If it had been a Homo flick, the hollywood fuzz would have sat on either side and wanked with him.
LadyGun12
July 19th, 2012
78 years old?????
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
July 19th, 2012
I enjoy Fred Willard’s performances, and this doesn’t really surprise me in the least.
Dan
July 19th, 2012
The good news is: La Quinta has an opening for a spokesperson!
norman einstein
July 19th, 2012
Willard as Buck Laughlin (Best in Show):
“I don’t think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded like that.
I told my proctologist one time, “Why don’t you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?”
Jerry Manderin
July 19th, 2012
Hey Fred!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNyDjkPO8l0
.
mj loehrer
July 19th, 2012
He can get a woody at 78? I’m impressed. As George Burns once said, “Having sex at my age is like playing pool with a rope”.
Anonymous
July 19th, 2012
@ Weldor – Gopher????? I thinks you gots the wrong Fred
Will Profit
July 19th, 2012
Maybe he was doing research for a Pee Wee Herman biopic.
sandybanks
July 19th, 2012
Czar D asked:
“2) Don’t the LAPD have anything better to do than cruise such theaters?”
Ahem…..I don’t think you understand the nature and purpose of these visits.
FTA: “We’re told … when theaters like this get their license, they have to allow cops in whenever they want … to inspect.”
See, that’s what they’re doing. Inspecting. Leaning against the back wall for an hour ‘inspecting’ the screen. For free.
tenmegaton
July 19th, 2012
Didn’t say he had wood. Maybe wishful thinking.
LadyGun12
July 19th, 2012
From Jim Treacher on Facebook:
Arresting people in porno theaters for masturbating is like arresting people in liquor stores for buying beer. And spraying it all over.
willy blue
July 19th, 2012
just one of 3 reviews for Tiki Theatre:
I have always enjoyed yanking the crank, slapping the baloney and praying to the one eyed Bishop at the Tiki Theater. On lunch breaks during filming of my new series Trust Us With Your Life, I stop in for quick stroke and pop. They have such wonderful films like: Super Sluts 13, Naughty Naughty Nurses and Desperate Housewives XXX. You see, I don’t own a computer or DVD player, they are just too complicated to use, so I stop by the Tiki whenever the urge hits me — and for a guy in his 70′s you’d be surprised! The seats are a bit sticky so I always bring a copy of Girls and Corpses Magazine to sit on. Yeah… good times at the Tiki… until they caught me with my pants down… literally. Next time I’m bringing my pal Pee Wee with me!
Fred W (as in Wacker)
Cruisin' Cat
July 19th, 2012
Now there’s another reason for the name ‘Willard’ to creep you out…
Cynic
July 19th, 2012
Hasn’t he ever heard of one-handed typing whilst on the ‘net?
Cynic
July 19th, 2012
He would have finished before the cops got there, but he was tossing with the wrong hand.
Tim
July 19th, 2012
” … with his penis exposed and in his hand.”
At least it was his own penis in his own hand … unlike our President.
Dianne
July 19th, 2012
While this whole thing is creepy (okay – gross), I sorta feel bad for him. Don’t the police there have anything better to do? Sure, but it’s a lot easier and funnier (in a bully sort of way), to bust a somewhat famous 70-something y/o touching himself in the dark.
And then it immediately is released to the public. I dislike the police over this more than Mr. Willard.
Chalupa
July 19th, 2012
It’s Hollywood – he likes performing in public.
Alfa06
July 19th, 2012
Is that really a “Parking In Rear” sign over the door?
Benson II
July 19th, 2012
Don’t the police have better more productive things to do then visit xxx rated theaters looking for wankers. Are we sure that’s why they were there?
Moe Tom
July 19th, 2012
More power to him. I vaguely recall mine fitting in my hand. He must be a dirty little bastard.