From the hideous site Raw Story
British singer George Michael has revealed that he woke from his three-week coma talking with a different accent.
London-born Michael, who almost died of pneumonia at the end of last year, said he was unable to revert to his usual accent for two days after gaining consciousness and his family feared he would be stuck with the new one forever.
A 3 week respite from fellatio will change your voice back to its default pattern. Duh. You’ll be back to normal as soon as you get back to hanging out in public restrooms.