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From the hideous site Raw Story
British singer George Michael has revealed that he woke from his three-week coma talking with a different accent.

London-born Michael, who almost died of pneumonia at the end of last year, said he was unable to revert to his usual accent for two days after gaining consciousness and his family feared he would be stuck with the new one forever.
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A 3 week respite from fellatio will change your voice back to its default pattern. Duh. You’ll be back to normal as soon as you get back to hanging out in public restrooms.





Chalupa
July 19th, 2012
He just needs a quick Wham to the side of the head.
Dr. Tar
July 19th, 2012
They should of let him go-go instead of waking him up.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 19th, 2012
Is that a light bulb sticking out of his ear?
Anonymous
July 19th, 2012
Is that David Beckham’s homely homo brother?
IronyCurtain
July 19th, 2012
Could be a side effect of having to brush your teeth with Nair.
Dr. Tar
July 19th, 2012
Did they say what accent he did speak with when he was afflicted?
Probably Pakinfani.
Moe Tom
July 19th, 2012
That chin hit many balls.
norman einstein
July 19th, 2012
@Dr. Tar, I think it was Greek.
Jack Daniels
July 19th, 2012
I actually had to google to find out who the hell this guy is/was.
That was a total waste of time. I was happier not knowing who he was/is
Of course I never any time in my life listen to or showed any interest in hip hop/ dance/club/disco/GAY music
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 19th, 2012
Yeah – I wouldn’t wish a Gay French accent on anyone.
Corona
July 19th, 2012
I see Eric Holder gave him a haircut.
Joe
July 19th, 2012
@Jack Daniels: He is not my favorite performer at all, but did like the video with him and Whitney Houston. I liked watching her in anything.
Tracy
July 19th, 2012
It sounds like the Madonna thing.
NObama2012!
Chieftain
July 19th, 2012
A few rounds of “hide the baloney” with his roadies will get his voice right back where it used to be….
geofraz
July 20th, 2012
So does this mean he did not speak with that dick smacking, faggot lisp as before?!! Good for him! Now maybe some baptist preacher can convince him to stop SUCKING DICK IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS!!!