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Romney Campaign: Obama May Have Smoked Crack Cocaine and Engaged in Gay Sex Acts.

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I heard that, as a young man. Mitt and a buddy, dressed in suits, went through neighborhoods ringing doorbells. Damn delinquents.

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Obama had numerous incentuous relations with his mother, you can see it in his eyes and ears.

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@ cfm
and to go a step further, I heard they put canine excrement in paper bags and lit them on fire on those doorsteps…Vermin!!!

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Rumor – Mitt has donated millions of bucks to charity.

Fact – Hillary donated a three pairs of Bill’s used underwear to charity.

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Yep Zonga.
Nice remembrance.

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If I’m not mistaken, Bubba took a $5 tax deduction for each pair of boxers.

Hillary meanwhile took a $50 deduct for her used strap-on.

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In a Don Knotts mask at that! What’s worse, is when he left the gas staion in his getaway limo, he made an illegal U-turn!!! The attendant was seen running after the outsourced-labor made, fossil fuel over-consuming limo, yelling CITIZENS ARRAYEST, CITIZENS ARRAYEST!!! But he was forced to give up the cahse when Romney began hurling puppies at him from the roof of the car! However, Romney returned the next week, when he bought out the oil company that owned the station, and then closed it down. Leaving Gomer without a job, and with several emotionally scarred puppies to care for!!!

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Oh Wait. Vital information was inadvertantly edited from the original post. Corrections as follows…

In a Don Knotts mask at that! What’s worse, is when he,REPUBLICAN Presidential Candidate Mitt “Bain Capital” Romney, left the gas staion in his getaway limo, he made an illegal U-turn!!! The attendant was seen running after the outsourced-labor made, fossil fuel over-consuming limo, yelling CITIZENS ARRAYEST, CITIZENS ARRAYEST!!! But he was forced to give up the cahse when Romney(R) Ma, began hurling puppies at him from the roof of the car! However, REPUBLICAN Nominee Romney returned the next week, when he bought out the oil company that owned the station, and then closed it down. Leaving Gomer without a job, and with several emotionally scarred puppies to care for!!! Republican Nominee Million Dollar Mitt could not be reached for comment at any of his several Mansions. No word yet on whether he deposited the money into one of his offshore Swiss bank accounts, or just used it to purchase and sell off an orphanage or animal shelter.

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And then after throwing the puppies from the Limo he called the pursuer an illegal alien!

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I heard Mitt Romney gave birth to Scott Walker’s love child.

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Here is how “reporting” is done nowadays:

EXTRA: <> may have <> <> years ago.

All you need is a spreadsheet file and you’re all set.

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OK, it thinks I actually put in a merged field… Lemme try again.

EXTRA: [Insert Republican candidate] may have [Insert embarrassing allegation] [Insert random number] years ago.

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And I just LOVE the way they say “MAY”. That way they can damage the image of the person without being liable for spreading falsehoods.

My response is this:

You say “may”. I say: Well? Did he or didn’t he? Sounds like you’re not so sure. I think you should go back and find out what really happened, then come back when you are certain. In the meantime, we’ll put your “may” in this here drawer – right next to Rod Stewart’s stomach pump.

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There are many countries in the world that are honest…
Germany comes to mind, as well as Poland, Ireland , Hungary, Czech Republic, Luxembourg,Schweiz, Österreich, people from India etc. I personally believe the USA is in general ─ honest. Actually the majority in most countries, I’m guessing, prefer honesty ! I’m going out on a limb, _ I think Romney is honest… & is not a convicted felon ¿

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Obama “may” be a legal citizen of the United States.

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