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Obama’s Diary
The Laughing Conservative found an entry from Obama’s Diary.
Dear Diary: I took a break today from the all-important business of fundraising, to attend to lesser concerns like the nation’s drought and the Syrian civil war. I reminded Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack that farmers are like other entrepreneurs: they didn’t create their farms. Somebody else made that happen.
Anyone else find any suspicious diaries laying around?
I found one that said Barbara B on it.
Dear Diary,
Today I found out that I actually didn’t work very hard to achieve the title “senator.”
Somebody else made that happen.
I must call that military whatshisname and apologize.
AHhahahahahahahahahaaa I crack me up.
Jethro
July 18th, 2012
Jon Lovitz said this today:
Nobel Peace Prize?
You didn’t earn that!
Somebody else made that happen.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/07/18/lovitz-nails-obama-peace-prize
Jethro
July 18th, 2012
From Jesse Jackson Jr’s diary:
Dear diary,
I just woke up. They say I am in a special medical facility in New Mexico. They say I am suffering from a “mood disorder”.
That’s funny… The last thing I remember was huffing my fifth bowl of crack, while some Man’s Country boy was gagging on my root. I felt like I was in a pretty good mood, but somebody else was making that happen (wink-wink, nod-nod).
cfm990
July 18th, 2012
From the diary of Lindsey Graham.
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Dear diary. I’ll never understand that horrid Jim D. After all, we both come from the same state. He’s so conservative, I can’t stand it. He’s so anti immigration. So pro constitution. So Reganesque. And he’s, so… so… dreamy! Oooh! better quit before I stain another page.
Bad Brad
July 18th, 2012
Nah, Day one. What’s this leader of the free world bull shit I keep hearing about. Damn I just want to play golf and send that bitch wife of mine on international trips with here friends so me and Reg can hang. What the hell?
cfm990
July 18th, 2012
From the diary of JO Biden.
Dear writin paper. This morning, the sun came up in the east again. I think I’m starting to see a pattern there. Boss said I can go on TV again.. Goody! Maybe this time I can get to meet Hopalong Cassady.
mkultra
July 18th, 2012
dEaR dIARy: tHe cHriStIAN tALiBAN at IoTW tRIed tO FoRCe mE tO BirTh aGain tODaY.
…cRaZy LaDY drenched in REd
Unneutral
July 18th, 2012
Obama’s entry;
Dear diary, I just became president of the U.S. but I know someone else made it happen.
Troy
July 18th, 2012
From the diary of Bill Clinton:
Monica, that fluid on your blue dress,
I didn’t build that, but it built up
from the blue balls I developed being married to that battle-axe Hillary. And I sure as hell spurted it out of my loins when I got the chance. With that thong and beret, what is a horn-dog supposed to do?
Listen to me, as per Obama, I never…not once…built sexual relations with that woman…Monica Lewinsky, someone else did that.
Jinks
July 18th, 2012
Dear diary: Today Mooch and I had a fight. She said i dont work hard enough. I said thats the point! I lead by example bitch. I aint got to work hard to get great govenment benifits. AAAAH! The American dream!
shockuhzulu
July 18th, 2012
Dear diary,
It’s 11:00 p.m. Dam I sure do miss Rahm!
Reiuxcat
July 19th, 2012
deah diawy,
Thith mawwaige thing isnt wooking out. All the BJs have stopped. And now heth talking funneh. Soundth like stheam ethcaping.
Bawny
Cripes Suzette
July 19th, 2012
Nope. Haven’t got a thing.
GregMan
July 19th, 2012
Dear Diary,
Went to Man Country today. Took 13 inches! Man that San Francisco TSA is great at finding huge ones for me!