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Hairy Reed Redefines the Role of Congress
“I understand there’s a presidential election going on,” Reid said this morning on the Senate floor. “I clearly understand that. We do what we can to protect the president of the United States. And I know there are efforts to protect their nominee.”
persecutor
July 18th, 2012
My God, what a brainiac Dingy Harry is. Someone notify Searchlight, Nevada that there village idiot has wandered off to DC again.
persecutor
July 18th, 2012
I meant “their”.
Extirpates
July 18th, 2012
Where in the Founding Documents is that Hairless Harry?
Chris in N.Va.
July 18th, 2012
Yuppers, every freshman Senator (well, the Democrats, anyway) are required to take the oath of office with their right hands on The Dreams of Chairman Obamao and pledge their undying fealty to make sure he stays in power forever (Peas Be Upon Him).
Yo! Harry! We’re still waitin’ for that Constitutionally-mandated budget to be submitted to Ozymandias-on-the-Potomac…
Weldor
July 18th, 2012
Harry Reid:
A sexual position where you climb on top and then do absolutely nothing. Named for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV). Under his lack of leadership, the Senate failed to pass a budget in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. He also blocked votes on numerous jobs bills passed by the House of Representatives.
I spent so long trying to talk her into bed that when I finally got on, I pulled a ‘Harry Reid’ and fell asleep.
He talked a big game, but it turns out he was completely clueless. It was like sleeping with ‘Harry Reid’.
Anonymous
July 18th, 2012
He should offer to launder their Preezy’s waa-wah blankee .
cfm990
July 18th, 2012
Protect him from what, loosing?
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Yeah I know. I spelled it that way, in case any public educated libs may be watching
Buddy
July 18th, 2012
They could protect the Preznit best by first pulling his head out of his ass; the lack of oxygen made Obozo think he knew anything about business.
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
July 18th, 2012
Silly me – I thought my elected representatives were sent to Washington to represent my interests. Of course, my Senators are Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein, so I guess I am an idjit for thinking this way.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 18th, 2012
Dingy’s playing Secret Service Agent Man.
Tim
July 18th, 2012
Repeal the 17th Amendment and be rid of this kind of trash.
NoMoBo
July 18th, 2012
If you ever wondered what a person that has sold their soul to the devil looks like, I give you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.
AbigailAdams
July 18th, 2012
I was listening to this schmuck this morning. This began when he quoted 2 uber-liberal writers (headline in the NYTs) that the GOP is dysfunctional based upon these writers’ views they won’t go along to get along in the Senate. He tried to pass off the writers’ views as conservative because one of them is the token liberal at the American Enterprise Institute.
Liar, liar, liar!
Mimsey
July 18th, 2012
I may be mistaken but I thought that the Secret Service was employed to protect the president.
What is dingy mumbling on about? These Dems. seem delusional and rambling because they have no substance or core beliefs.
Moe Tom
July 18th, 2012
He forgot about the three branches, the separation of powers, but he knows that our tax system is voluntary. What else does this asshole not know?
KWR
July 18th, 2012
He is reading from a scripted text provided to him by the unions that have kept this crypt dweller in office.
He’s not protecting his bammy, he’s protecting his own skin (and life, for that matter).
Death_By_Farts
July 18th, 2012
Dear Senator Reid,
we are pleased to tell you that in November 2012 after the election, you will no longer have to worry about protecting your own.
Senator McConnel will be your successor and your problems will be over and ensure you an enjoyable retirement.
Anonymous
July 18th, 2012
Reid rivals Obama on being the Numero Uno Tool.
Unless the last election was rigged or Nevada voters are the stupidest fuckers of all time.
66chevelle
July 18th, 2012
What, like y’all Sinators need more hookers & blow, Hairy? Let the Secretion Service get their jobs on as only they can do it.