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  1. Poonces

    July 18th, 2012

    O.K. I’m glad they put so much thought into what to judge the dogs on. I’d hate to be in this guy’s head when he’s dreaming.

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  2. Joe

    July 18th, 2012

    Fur, I just had to laugh but ain’t this world getting sicker by the day? This behavior was discouraged in our dogs, especially on human legs.

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  3. Jim

    July 18th, 2012

    Are we sure this is for real? It reminds me of Best in Show.

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  4. BigFurHat

    July 18th, 2012

    Joe, I find that nearly everything I post on iOTW is because I am shaking my head at humanity.

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  5. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 18th, 2012

    Well, it ain’t on YouTube, but Pinkard and Bowden’s DON’T PET THE DOG belongs right here. So go get the CD. It’s worth it.

    Pick up TIRED OF THE GAY LIFE while you’re at it.

    http://www.richardbowden.com/
    .

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  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 18th, 2012

    I thought I saw Bill Clinton in the competition.

    No wait, it couldn’t have been – he humps dogs.

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  7. reddecaesari

    July 18th, 2012

    what a screwed up world.
    this is a gateway to other garbage.

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  8. cfm990

    July 18th, 2012

    So when are we going to see, puppy pride, parades?
    Or hear the talking points.
    It’s none of your business, what goes on between two consenting mammals.
    Keep Government out of my kennel.
    It’s not a choice. I was whelped this way.

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  9. Czar of Defenestration

    July 18th, 2012

    Where was Hillary?!

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  10. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    July 18th, 2012

    Hmm. And the other dogs could help with a reach around because of no opposable thumbs.

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  11. cfm990

    July 18th, 2012

    Oops forgot one. Beastaphobics!

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  12. Mrs Compton

    July 18th, 2012

    Boggles me.

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  13. Anonymous

    July 18th, 2012

    This is what Charlotte NC is gonna look like the 1st week in September.

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  14. Maudie N Mandeville

    July 18th, 2012

    Democrat National Convention.

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  15. eeeesh

    July 18th, 2012

    soo.. is that soft-core bestility?? or something

    wouldn’t it be ALOT differnt if the recipients were nekkid?

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  16. Billy Fuster

    July 18th, 2012

    No cigarettes?

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  17. Unneutral

    July 18th, 2012

    So…..why do they have security, to keep the people from humping the dogs?

    Wouldn’t that look good on your resume,’I'm the head judge at the dog humping shows.’

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  18. Stevo

    July 18th, 2012

    Don’t pet that dog, he’ll mistake it for romance,

    and he’ll want to take your leg for a dance.

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  19. Anonymous

    July 18th, 2012

    First we had the Tony awards, now the Willey’s

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  20. Plain Jane

    July 18th, 2012

    They must be living vicariously.

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  21. Cruisin' Cat

    July 18th, 2012

    “Why are you here, are you getting neutered too?
    No, I’m just here to get my nails trimmed.”

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  22. Cruisin' Cat

    July 18th, 2012

    If they had Presidential Humpy Awards, would billy-bob clinton win?

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  23. Mark in Kansas

    July 18th, 2012

    BHO Smorgasbord

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  24. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 18th, 2012

    And there is Rusty, the world champ and point leader.
    It look like he is going for the triple putz.

    He moves to the next leg of his routine, and he is going for the dismount.

    The crowd goes wild as he sticks the landing.

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  25. Jethro

    July 18th, 2012

    Some people just don’t have enough to do.

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  26. shockuhzulu

    July 18th, 2012

    Like Charlie Babbitt said, “Can you repeat that, because I can’t believe my f—ing eyes!”

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