Home - by Cardigan - July 19, 2012 - 17:00 America/New_York - 89 Comments
July 19th, 2012
Why does she have heavier 5-o’clock shadow than he does?
Classy Lady: Go motherfucker, Go!
Hot Dog! Hot Dog! Hey *&^%$*er, gimme a *&^%%**&^ HOT DOG!
Barack: “Damn. Did my balls just climb back up inside my torso?”
You didn’t have to order the entire nacho cart.
HEY!!! PRETZEL BOY!!! YEAH, I’M TALKIN TO YOU!!! GET YOUR NARROW ASS OVER HERE!!!
Stirrin the B.S.
Yo Spike, over here! See me, I got courtside too!!
Dan Ryan Galt
Wow, just wow! That’s the First Lady of the United States. What a class act.
Oh, and she got “man hands”. Her paws are bigger than Barry’s.
I AM TOSK
B.O. and B.O.
That wookie breath would gag a maggot!
Reggie! Service over here!
SMELL MY ARMPIT ALL YOU CAPITALISTIC BASTARDS- WE ARE IN CONTROL NOW!
I’m so sick of looking at this grifter’s armpits. And that jaw. After Zero is defeated in November she can volunteer at the Chicago fire department as the jaws of life. On second thought, no. That would be too much like public service and we know these two don’t roll that way.
U-S-S-A …U-S-S-A…U-S-S-A !!
Dennis Rodman & Steve Urkel watchin’ the game
Which one of you guys said “Release the kraken”?
Danger Wild Mooch!
(Obama): “OMG ! After Nov., I won’t have the Secret Service to protect me from this!”
Damn Mo, that rack is hideous.
“‘Secret’, strong enough for a man, but made for….a Wookie?”
Geez Moose, the war is over!
Please save me, Reggie, from this monster.
Over the loud speaker;
Deodorant and clean-up on aisle Obama please.
My first thought was of King Kong on the Empire State Building. Is that wrong?
Our very own “HOOD” royalty.
Need a belt sander to knock down the stubble
Whatever sound a wild boar of that size makes.
Ice cream, now! I’m pregnant with twin boys!
Everytime she yells, obumbles makes caca in his pants
For a guy who’s always saying, “I WILL NOT REST UNTIL…” he does an awful lot of resting.
Thanks for making me puke on my keyboard. :-O
M – Why is everyone booing?
B – They’re not booing, they’re saying MOOOSE!!
Did you ever notice…her arms are ALWAYS uncovered and his are ALWAYS covered? Somebody (thanks a lot!) must have told her how BEAUTIFUL her arms are. And she believed it…
Here’s the audio of Mozilla at the Olympic Basketball game.
Opps, sorry about that Cardigan.
Let me get a do over
Here’s the audio of Mozilla at the Olympic Basketball game
Poor London she’ll be knocking down famous buildings and destroying power stations in no time.
General P. Malaise
…..”right turn Clyde”
Fundamentally transforming the US into a European Socialist nation one hairy female armpit at a time.
HEY! OVER HERE!
DONCHA KNOW WHO I AM???
BEER! And I mean NOW!
OMG! Where’s her boob belt?!?!?! Her tits have fallen and BO can’t get them up!!!
Shave you much?
F.D.R. in Hell
Martha Washington shaved…nothing.
Is this the White House cook and limo driver?
If not, they should be.
Here is what is coming out of her mouth:
(hint: he’s the king of the jungle)
Just as much a lady as Mrs. Bush. Conveying to America how to behave when you are the high priestess of swag. Anybody throw shoes or tomatoes? She could have caught them in her mouth.
So who shaved Gorillas?
Oh man, I was going with the hot dog line but Trees got it first and got it good!!
Barack: “Wow. She’s so much like a dude right now, I’m almost attracted to her.”
“Counting the days ’til I can dump her and be with Reggie. Meanwhile, just ignore her and make do.”
Google “agressive gorilla images” and see if they don’t look like the Wookie’s relatives.
A glamorous woman with delicate features pretends not to notice the bull sasquatch seated next to him.
Tree wins hands down.
Chuck U Farley
“Today on ‘Wild Kingdom’ we travel to the deepest jungle to show you the domination rituals of the alpha female in the troop.”
Mooch-zilla swats at fighter jets after eating a minivan.
@mkultra – LOL!! Wishing I could give you 10 Thumbs up for that one!
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
Massive pixelation needed here, and there, and there – PLEASE!!!
At least Moose is into the game.
Barry the Fairy is checking out some guy’s package. Nodding his head up & down, spreading his legs, pointing to his groin, grinning ‘Oh yeah baby, work it. Daddy like. Mmmmm Hmmmm’
Dude looks like a Lady!
Obama; “Can you believe that little bitch Carney didn’t give me a Newport in the bathroom?”
Hi Aunt Liz!
Hey mkultra! Both comments VERY FUNNY!
@F. D. R., gadzooks! Have mercy!
That was TMI.
Don't Know Whether to Laugh Or Puke
“The most glamorous First Lady since Jackie O”
terminator- you are one ugly mutherfuker
“She’s not with me!”
(That is the grossest image I’ve ever seen, where someone is not bleeding, or covered in maggots or vomit.)
Yo! You didn’t EARN that three pointer! Somebody else did that!
HEY ASSHOLE! I SAID SIX BRATWURST AND I WANT ‘EM NOW!!!
“Uhngha Buhnga Toohnga Poonga Roohngha HUNGRY!!!”
(Stage Whisper)”Kill me…Kill me…”
99th Squad Leader
July 20th, 2012
During the game, several people heard a loud roar and immediately ran for the exits, until stadium officials informed the crowd it was just the First Lady.
Is that clooney I smell on her breath?!? I know that smell!! It is clooney…my clooney…/cry
Gorillas in the mist.
Big tummy. Eats well.
Major Mal function
Michael Jordan has really let himself go to seed.
Yo, peanut boy! I said the entire tray.
Please don’t be so hard on these two Fukn Azzholes !! They know not what they do. Lee where are you !!!
Maudie N Mandeville
To make a Wookie sound as provided by Urban Dictionary (proves I’m not racist): ejaculate into somebodys mouth an on to there face. Followed closely by ripping out some pubic hair (yours or theirs) an throwing it onto their face and into there mouth. After doing this grab their throat and choak then untill you get the desired effect of them making a wookie sound as the semen gargles in their throat.
Anyone taking offense to this is obviOUSLY RACIST!
I am Michelle, hear me roar….
“Ungowah! Ungowah! Simba … ungowah!”
Captain Englehorn: And you expect to photograph it?
Carl Denham: If it’s there, you bet I’ll photograph it!
Jack Driscoll: Suppose it doesn’t like having its picture taken?
Carl Denham: Well, now you know why I brought along those cases of gas bombs
Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.
MO: F&*^&^K the veggie tray! Where my ribs, burgers, hotdogs, nachos at honkey!
Bo; What are they doing wit da ball? Did I build their play ball set?
July 21st, 2012
I’m afraid your submission is a bit too esoteric for me, Red Square.
Is it minimalist, Zen, post-modern?
Her stink took the hair off the two guys sitting behind her.
In other news, NBA now allow waterbuffalos as service animals.
July 26th, 2012
What a fucking disgrace for a first lady. First bitch would be mnore like it
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