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  1. marleenna1959

    July 19th, 2012

    Why does she have heavier 5-o’clock shadow than he does?

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  2. Moe Tom

    July 19th, 2012

    Classy Lady: Go motherfucker, Go!

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  3. Trees

    July 19th, 2012

    Hot Dog! Hot Dog! Hey *&^%$*er, gimme a *&^%%**&^ HOT DOG!

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  4. Noelegy

    July 19th, 2012

    Barack: “Damn. Did my balls just climb back up inside my torso?”

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  5. Doc6666

    July 19th, 2012

    You didn’t have to order the entire nacho cart.

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  6. Lowell

    July 19th, 2012

    HEY!!! PRETZEL BOY!!! YEAH, I’M TALKIN TO YOU!!! GET YOUR NARROW ASS OVER HERE!!!

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  7. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 19th, 2012

    Yo Spike, over here! See me, I got courtside too!!

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  8. Dan Ryan Galt

    July 19th, 2012

    Wow, just wow! That’s the First Lady of the United States. What a class act.

    Oh, and she got “man hands”. Her paws are bigger than Barry’s.

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  9. I AM TOSK

    July 19th, 2012

    B.O. and B.O.

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  10. ShovelReady

    July 19th, 2012

    That wookie breath would gag a maggot!

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  11. giamby

    July 19th, 2012

    Reggie! Service over here!

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  12. demonrat dave

    July 19th, 2012

    SMELL MY ARMPIT ALL YOU CAPITALISTIC BASTARDS- WE ARE IN CONTROL NOW!

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  13. NoMoBo

    July 19th, 2012

    I’m so sick of looking at this grifter’s armpits. And that jaw. After Zero is defeated in November she can volunteer at the Chicago fire department as the jaws of life. On second thought, no. That would be too much like public service and we know these two don’t roll that way.

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  14. m00pa

    July 19th, 2012

    U-S-S-A …U-S-S-A…U-S-S-A !!

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  15. Anonymous

    July 19th, 2012

    Dennis Rodman & Steve Urkel watchin’ the game

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  16. Uncle Dirt

    July 19th, 2012

    Which one of you guys said “Release the kraken”?

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  17. Danger Wild Mooch!

    July 19th, 2012

    (Obama): “OMG ! After Nov., I won’t have the Secret Service to protect me from this!”

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  18. demonrat dave

    July 19th, 2012

    Damn Mo, that rack is hideous.

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  19. Cruisin' Cat

    July 19th, 2012

    “‘Secret’, strong enough for a man, but made for….a Wookie?”

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  20. RickD.

    July 19th, 2012

    Geez Moose, the war is over!

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  21. MER

    July 19th, 2012

    Please save me, Reggie, from this monster.

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  22. Unneutral

    July 19th, 2012

    Over the loud speaker;

    Deodorant and clean-up on aisle Obama please.

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  23. Ohio Dan

    July 19th, 2012

    My first thought was of King Kong on the Empire State Building. Is that wrong?

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  24. dude

    July 19th, 2012

    Our very own “HOOD” royalty.

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  25. dude

    July 19th, 2012

    Need a belt sander to knock down the stubble

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  26. IronyCurtain

    July 19th, 2012

    Whatever sound a wild boar of that size makes.

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  27. Aaron

    July 19th, 2012

    Ice cream, now! I’m pregnant with twin boys!

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  28. dude

    July 19th, 2012

    Everytime she yells, obumbles makes caca in his pants

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  29. IronyCurtain

    July 19th, 2012

    For a guy who’s always saying, “I WILL NOT REST UNTIL…” he does an awful lot of resting.

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  30. IOpian

    July 19th, 2012

    Thanks for making me puke on my keyboard. :-O

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  31. Chalupa

    July 19th, 2012

    M – Why is everyone booing?

    B – They’re not booing, they’re saying MOOOSE!!

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  32. Hersheybosco

    July 19th, 2012

    Did you ever notice…her arms are ALWAYS uncovered and his are ALWAYS covered? Somebody (thanks a lot!) must have told her how BEAUTIFUL her arms are. And she believed it…

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  33. Dr. Tar

    July 19th, 2012

    Here’s the audio of Mozilla at the Olympic Basketball game.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYq58QPTk8
    .

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  34. Sapper Chris

    July 19th, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3sBks5o_8
    .

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  35. Dr. Tar

    July 19th, 2012

    Opps, sorry about that Cardigan.

    Let me get a do over

    Here’s the audio of Mozilla at the Olympic Basketball game

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYq58QPTk8
    Poor London she’ll be knocking down famous buildings and destroying power stations in no time.

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  36. General P. Malaise

    July 19th, 2012

    …..”right turn Clyde”

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  37. jclady

    July 19th, 2012

    Fundamentally transforming the US into a European Socialist nation one hairy female armpit at a time.

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  38. norman einstein

    July 19th, 2012

    HEY! OVER HERE!
    DONCHA KNOW WHO I AM???

    BEER! And I mean NOW!

    http://tinyurl.com/cv6bxar

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  39. Anonymous

    July 19th, 2012

    OMG! Where’s her boob belt?!?!?! Her tits have fallen and BO can’t get them up!!!

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  40. petitmoi

    July 19th, 2012

    Shave you much?

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  41. F.D.R. in Hell

    July 19th, 2012

    Eleanor shaved…everything.
    Martha Washington shaved…nothing.

    Is this the White House cook and limo driver?
    If not, they should be.

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  42. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 19th, 2012

    Here is what is coming out of her mouth:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHWbsvgQUE

    (hint: he’s the king of the jungle)

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  43. obfusecatenot

    July 19th, 2012

    Just as much a lady as Mrs. Bush. Conveying to America how to behave when you are the high priestess of swag. Anybody throw shoes or tomatoes? She could have caught them in her mouth.

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  44. Harleybob

    July 19th, 2012

    So who shaved Gorillas?

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  45. Mrs. Compton

    July 19th, 2012

    Oh man, I was going with the hot dog line but Trees got it first and got it good!!

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  46. Aunt Liz

    July 19th, 2012

    Barack: “Wow. She’s so much like a dude right now, I’m almost attracted to her.”

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  47. RCCA

    July 19th, 2012

    “Counting the days ’til I can dump her and be with Reggie. Meanwhile, just ignore her and make do.”

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  48. NoMoBo

    July 19th, 2012

    Google “agressive gorilla images” and see if they don’t look like the Wookie’s relatives.

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  49. mkultra

    July 19th, 2012

    A glamorous woman with delicate features pretends not to notice the bull sasquatch seated next to him.

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  50. Jack Daniels

    July 19th, 2012

    Tree wins hands down.

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  51. Jack Daniels

    July 19th, 2012

    Sorry…Trees

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  52. Chuck U Farley

    July 19th, 2012

    “Today on ‘Wild Kingdom’ we travel to the deepest jungle to show you the domination rituals of the alpha female in the troop.”

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  53. mkultra

    July 19th, 2012

    Mooch-zilla swats at fighter jets after eating a minivan.

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  54. Aunt Liz

    July 19th, 2012

    @mkultra – LOL!! Wishing I could give you 10 Thumbs up for that one! :)

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  55. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 19th, 2012

    Massive pixelation needed here, and there, and there – PLEASE!!!

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  56. Chuck U Farley

    July 19th, 2012

    At least Moose is into the game.

    Barry the Fairy is checking out some guy’s package. Nodding his head up & down, spreading his legs, pointing to his groin, grinning ‘Oh yeah baby, work it. Daddy like. Mmmmm Hmmmm’

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  57. BC

    July 19th, 2012

    GO CHINA!!!!

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  58. Bayouwulf

    July 19th, 2012

    Dude looks like a Lady!

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  59. old_oaks

    July 19th, 2012

    Obama; “Can you believe that little bitch Carney didn’t give me a Newport in the bathroom?”

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  60. mkultra

    July 19th, 2012

    Hi Aunt Liz! :)

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  61. Aunt Liz

    July 19th, 2012

    Hey mkultra! Both comments VERY FUNNY! :)

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  62. norman einstein

    July 19th, 2012

    @F. D. R., gadzooks! Have mercy!
    That was TMI.

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  63. Don't Know Whether to Laugh Or Puke

    July 19th, 2012

    “The most glamorous First Lady since Jackie O”

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  64. mud print

    July 19th, 2012

    terminator- you are one ugly mutherfuker

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  65. Robert Fine

    July 19th, 2012

    “She’s not with me!”

    (That is the grossest image I’ve ever seen, where someone is not bleeding, or covered in maggots or vomit.)

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  66. bob

    July 19th, 2012

    Yo! You didn’t EARN that three pointer! Somebody else did that!

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  67. Chieftain

    July 19th, 2012

    HEY ASSHOLE! I SAID SIX BRATWURST AND I WANT ‘EM NOW!!!

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  68. Jerry Manderin

    July 19th, 2012

    “Uhngha Buhnga Toohnga Poonga Roohngha HUNGRY!!!”

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  69. Jim

    July 19th, 2012

    (Stage Whisper)”Kill me…Kill me…”

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  70. 99th Squad Leader

    July 20th, 2012

    During the game, several people heard a loud roar and immediately ran for the exits, until stadium officials informed the crowd it was just the First Lady.

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  71. ConservativeMike

    July 20th, 2012

    Is that clooney I smell on her breath?!? I know that smell!! It is clooney…my clooney…/cry

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  72. Bad Brad

    July 20th, 2012

    Gorillas in the mist.

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  73. Jim22

    July 20th, 2012

    Big tummy. Eats well.

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  74. Major Mal function

    July 20th, 2012

    Michael Jordan has really let himself go to seed.

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  75. Major Mal function

    July 20th, 2012

    Yo, peanut boy! I said the entire tray.

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  76. JBee

    July 20th, 2012

    Please don’t be so hard on these two Fukn Azzholes !! They know not what they do. Lee where are you !!!

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  77. Aidan

    July 20th, 2012

    Bush people!!!!

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  78. Maudie N Mandeville

    July 20th, 2012

    To make a Wookie sound as provided by Urban Dictionary (proves I’m not racist): ejaculate into somebodys mouth an on to there face. Followed closely by ripping out some pubic hair (yours or theirs) an throwing it onto their face and into there mouth. After doing this grab their throat and choak then untill you get the desired effect of them making a wookie sound as the semen gargles in their throat.

    Anyone taking offense to this is obviOUSLY RACIST!

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  79. BillyK

    July 20th, 2012

    I am Michelle, hear me roar….

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  80. Tim

    July 20th, 2012

    “Ungowah! Ungowah! Simba … ungowah!”

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  81. Kate

    July 20th, 2012

    Captain Englehorn: And you expect to photograph it?
    Carl Denham: If it’s there, you bet I’ll photograph it!
    Jack Driscoll: Suppose it doesn’t like having its picture taken?
    Carl Denham: Well, now you know why I brought along those cases of gas bombs

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  82. Eric

    July 20th, 2012

    Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.

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  83. Shawn

    July 20th, 2012

    MO: F&*^&^K the veggie tray! Where my ribs, burgers, hotdogs, nachos at honkey!

    Bo; What are they doing wit da ball? Did I build their play ball set?

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  84. Red Square

    July 21st, 2012

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  85. BigFurHat

    July 21st, 2012

    I’m afraid your submission is a bit too esoteric for me, Red Square.
    Is it minimalist, Zen, post-modern?

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  86. BigFurHat

    July 21st, 2012

    Personal Foul

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  87. BigFurHat

    July 21st, 2012

    Her stink took the hair off the two guys sitting behind her.

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  88. mkultra

    July 21st, 2012

    In other news, NBA now allow waterbuffalos as service animals.

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  89. JohnR

    July 26th, 2012

    What a fucking disgrace for a first lady. First bitch would be mnore like it

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