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I thought Ambien is for insomnia. Why would anyone take a sleep aid before driving a car? I actually think less of Kennedy for using this Ambien defense than if she admitted she had a few cocktails before driving home.

Point 2: most of the state laws prohibit “driving under the influence.” Alcohol is normally the drug of choice for driving under the influence, but it is a crime to operate a motor vehicle on public highways while under the influence of any drug – legal or illegal, prescription or over the counter.

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They say that Anthony Weiner is going to use the “Twinke Defense” for Tweeting his schlong when he makes his mayoral bid…..

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When their musloid pals have taken over the fukin world and they are getting beheaded they will all have a seizure.

I will be laughing from deep in the bush…and cursing their inexcusable stupidity.

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Exactly, Scribble. They’re just loosening their masks and exposing their TRUE selves… Communist AND Bumbling Idiots!!!! They’re getting frenzied with anticipation because they actually believe AxelRob and Blabbermouth-Schultz when they call to assure them that Obama’s as good as won already, and that as soon as the “formalities” are over, it will be time to just “TAKE IT” because they’ll all have “more flexibilty” once they don’t have to worry about the stupid voters! You see, they saw Obama lift his mask a little and they want to be bold and tell the Rubes how it’s gonna be! Only problem is, AxRod told them that it’s about time for the re-structuring to begin, and he told them to be rehearsing and prepare for mass seizures! So they’re “seizing”!!!

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I must’ve missed the Cali mayor, but I do remember OboneHead’s commerce secretary (?) wrecking a few times out there.

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I don’t recall a Kalifornia mayor getting busted for shoplifting. I think the criminal in question is State Assemblywoman Mary Hayashi who was arrested for shoplifting and then used the seizure defense.

Oddly enough, Hayashi and all the other democrats that suffered “seizures” made miraculous recoveries. They had temporary seizures unlike mere mortals who suffer from seizures their entire lives.

The diagnosis of all these seizures usually comes from a public relations person, not a doctor or other medical professional. If you ever have a seizure, contact your nearest democrat shill so you can get their magical instant cure.

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Fat Teddy: “I had to seize her….I mean, I had a seizure.”

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I can’t keep up with pop culture; is siezure the new slang for orgasm?

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It’s not a tax,it’s a seizure.

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B.J. Bill wasn’t having the seizure, Monica was and bill stuck a hard object down her throat to keep her from swallowing her tongue

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Repeat after me.

If you effed up, you didn’t get there on your
own. You had help, you had a seizure.

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The only libtard seizure I want to hear is, “Sees yer later” as they’re booted out of office.

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I had no idea that seizures were a communicable disease.

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it’s not a theft, it’s a seizure

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When that socialist fuck Woodrow Wilson wrote the “progessive income tax” code, he claimed he read the Bible for guidance.

Problem is, the socialist sonofabitch thought the Bible said “Render unto Seizer….”

I hope that socialist salad-tosser is in Hell, getting buttplugged with a pineapple on a daily basis.

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