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  1. scribble

    July 17th, 2012

    obama’s going to need a mansierre pretty soon. Plus XYZ!

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 17th, 2012

    Damn right! It was the Bureau of Land Management, the EPA and the local beach preservation regulations, that enabled you to build that sand castle.

    And if you win first prize, well then, we will expect a winners of life’s lottery tax from you.

    Welcome to ObamaWorld.

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  3. John F.

    July 17th, 2012

    Aw, snuffing initiative out at an early age. That’ll learn ‘em.

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  4. Isobel Ingoldesthorpe

    July 17th, 2012

    Wow, what a coincidence–you didn’t work to become president, either! Somebody else did that for you! Go thank your MSM lapdogs!!!!

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  5. JaneLovesJesus

    July 17th, 2012

    … as if the people who ‘build the roads’ are just doing it out of the goodness of their heart, but you are starting a business because you are GREEEEEDY.

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  6. Mr.Gates

    July 17th, 2012

    I heard from an anonymous source that obama is a crack head.

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  7. Bad Brad

    July 17th, 2012

    I wonder if he’s ever been to the Grand Canyon at dusk. I can here it now, “Hey God, you didn’t build that”.

    Any body else notice his chest looks exactly like Ghadafi’s. I’m not sure what that means.

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  8. Chalupa

    July 17th, 2012

    Tell that asshole to pound sand.

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  9. Corona

    July 17th, 2012

    Let’s crack his ribs open like a rusty drawbridge and play Operation.

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  10. Alfa06

    July 17th, 2012

    There’s a reason Barry’s never owned a cat…they kept trying to cover him up with sand.

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  11. Alfa06

    July 17th, 2012

    Subject/Verb agreement…screw it!

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  12. jclady

    July 17th, 2012

    On vacation with my parents when I was a teen, I showed off the Spanish I had been learning in high school.

    In Florida, passing by a community named Playa del Sol, I promptly translated, “Sun of the Beach”.

    My parents laughed for about 20 minutes, barely able to catch their breath.

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  13. ChiefIlliniCake

    July 18th, 2012

    Just like God didn’t load your half-assed protrate with…

    Man, this being a Christian is HARD, Y’all!

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  14. Feral Beaver

    July 18th, 2012

    Fuck it takes more than yo bitch tits to get it done Barack!

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  15. Anonymous

    July 18th, 2012

    Looks like the 90 pound weakling in the Charles Atlas ads in the comic books!

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  16. Johnny Freedom

    July 18th, 2012

    This one is getting hijacked on FB without an IOTW brand on “NO to Barack Obama and Mitt Romney”‘s page.

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  17. Noelegy

    July 18th, 2012

    Ugh! How can he be skinny AND have man-boobs?

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