Herman Cain probably did not make a sex tape with Kim Kardashian in the restroom of a Pizza Hut.
But a far-fetched lawsuit filed on June 29 alleges that the plaintiff, “Jonathan Kimberly,” witnessed the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and reality TV maven making a sex tape in a Pizza Hut restroom in Shreveport, La.
iOTW has uncovered this evidence for the plaintiff
Kimberly is seeking a restraining order because he claims that Cain, who was at the Pizza Hut to “taste test his arch rival,” pelted him with breadsticks, and the reality star hit him in the face with a pan pizza “straight out of the [o]ven.”
The plaintiff also claims that Kourtney, the eldest Kardashian, is pregnant with Cain’s child and that Cain gives the reality TV family unlimited gift certificates to Godfather’s Pizza, as well as $9,999 per month — a creative allusion to Cain’s 9-9-9 tax plan — and is therefore violating campaign finance laws.
In perhaps the most incredible sentence ever written in a legal document, Kimberly claims that he needs a “restranging” order because “Herman Cain told me he is going to bury me alive in Tombstone Pizza”.
A spokeswoman for Cain told The Daily Caller that he had not formally been served with papers, and therefore could not comment on the case.
ht/ jc lady