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TSA Gets More Than They Can Handle
Man with the biggest “hog” in the world has his pants inspected for a pipe bomb.
Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn’t packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world’s largest recorded penis.
In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.
“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.’”
Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.
“Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing.
Indeed he did have a growth.
By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world’s largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.
Sorta safe for work picture of the smuggler
conservative cowgirl
July 17th, 2012
He had his junk “strapped down”? Does it misbehave and he has no control over its behavior?! LOL!
Stirrin the B.S.
July 17th, 2012
Damn-it I have to leave for a few hours before I have a chance to make a pithy comment. Have fun with this one while I’m gone.
hanoverfist
July 17th, 2012
“JACKPOT!!!!”
-James H.
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
…I guess he was just happy to see them
norman einstein
July 17th, 2012
Was the HBO documentary called “Trouser Snake on a Plane”?
the aardvark
July 17th, 2012
This guy is a real life Biggus Dickus.
Unneutral
July 17th, 2012
Did the TSA meat their match?
LibertyMark
July 17th, 2012
@Unneutral – nor did they match their meat
Billy Fuster
July 17th, 2012
Yeah, this happens to me all the time…
scr_north
July 17th, 2012
At the risk of sounding bitter I suspect that this guy loses more dates when they get a gander at his tackle. It must be kind of a drag when the ladies run screaming from the room. Ok, Ok I am bitter.
BigFurHat
July 17th, 2012
Now I understand the phrase, “a strapping young man.”
Mr. Pinko
July 17th, 2012
Obama statement, “There comes a time when you have enough”
or
“you didn’t build that”
now tax it!
Bad Brad
July 17th, 2012
Mr. Pinko, Paleeze, don’t give them any ideas. I wander if it would fall under tips and gratuity in the tax code?
Troy
July 17th, 2012
Ahem,
I have to say mine doubles in size; his only increases by 1.5!
Bad Brad
July 17th, 2012
I think the guys measuring from the back of his neck.
GM Car Of The Future
July 17th, 2012
Still, he drives a Corvette.
Chuck U Farley
July 17th, 2012
Ant’ny Weiner is soooo jealous.
Tony R
July 17th, 2012
Can’t the president give us redistribution of penis? It’s just not fair!