Home - by Cardigan - July 17, 2012 - 23:45 America/New_York - 22 Comments
[SNIP] I actually saw 4 of those. Today.
Jerry The Great
July 17th, 2012
…the hell is a “Pickel”
July 18th, 2012
What if I’m barefoot buying beer and shotgun shells at 10am… Does that count?
Heyyyy…not fair! I just bingoed and I aint even there yet!
Where is the “flashmob” square?
I’m just waiting for the remodel/expansion to finish so I don’t have to find something in a different place this or any week.
And why the hell does Walmart here on the Oregon coast have a shitload of fishing gear targeted for fish that don’t exist here? Fark!
My wife braved it there today, and her comment was, “Holy Crap”.
The WalMartians survive.
Bitch says whaaaaa!!!?????
My friend works at our town’s Wal-Mart and about ten minutes before her shift started today a guy came in with shoes, a wife beater tucked into his shirt and his shirt tucked into… Batman underwear with no pants on. I guess there’s not a square for that, though.
Only 4? You must’ve just been looking at a newspaper ad and not actually in The Wal-Marts! I can probably qualify as 4 of them myself… specially the “Fart”! I made Messican(ish) for me and the boy for supper tonight whilst his Ma’s at the beach with my Hi-Falootin In-Laws, eatin them scrimps and thangs!!!
Yessir, sometimes I act like a kid, and ride a bike in the store… or a scooter, or a PoGo Stick. I don’t joyride on the floor buffer no more though… We’ll just leave it like that!
It’s been near-bout a hundred degrees here for a month, and I’m the Sole-Perpirater of a Home Improvement Company (that somebody else built for me, of course), I imagine if somebody got their nose close enough to my armpit, they might tell me my “Right-Guard took a Left Turn!!!! What else?
I ain’t got a Rebel Flag T-shirt (that fits anymore) But I did wear my Rebel Flag suspenders today
And while I ain’t got puke on my shirt, and I don’t drank beer, ain’t got no hair for a mullet or a Rat’s tali. And Thank God I can stillbrush all of my teeth with them in my nouth!
However, I did get called “Wolf-Boy” when I was a young fella, as well as Honest Abe, Old Man, and once or twice Fidel !!! Having a full beard at 13, 14 years old is good for buying smokes and eventually booze and nightclibs, but it has its disadvantages too !!!
I Luv Bacon
Cashiers sporting their slave rags always are the target of my ire.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
Needs the “kid who is at least 5, still in a diaper and nothing else”
Walmartians, thats a keeper. Sometimes when I go to Wally World I actually do feel like I’m in an alien environment. Its always interesting to see all the different types of of people there. And I used to think that K-Mart was low rent!
Q: How come all the folding knives are always sold out in the Camping aisle?
A: They’re not “sold out” – they’re stolen.
Except for the one knife in the Produce aisle where someone was trimming the broccoli stems to reduce their weight.
Looks more like my last trip to the Sh*tholeapolis Social Security office, rather than my suburban WalMart.
F.D.R. in Hell
What is a “Walmart”?
House of Kell
LMAO….your bingo card sounds exactly like Edgewater Park at Cleveland’s Lake Erie….y’all ever been to that ‘whatever passes for a beach’, there? LOL…one can almost walk across to Canada on the debris….
@F.D.R. it’s kind of a contemporary human zoo.
Personally, I wouldn’t set foot in one if they were GIVING away that low-end crap.
There needs to be a weight requirement on that card. It looks like scooter city in there most days, and those riders are MEAN.
Where’s the square for fat transvestite with g-string poking out of sweats?…..
Boobie the Rocket Dog
@bitterclinger – Funny none of those descriptions fit the WalMarts around here. BUT…
The scooter remark reminded me that the power scooters in WalMart for handicapped people are usually taken by young AFRICAN-americans for sporting purposes.
What about “towels that smell like ass”?
Is there an separate, more challenging set of “factors” for when you get from your car to the front door and actually go in?
Where’s the “wearing fuzzy slippers” space?
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