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Home - by - July 16, 2012 - 17:58 America/New_York - 38 Comments

Sara Silverman continues her classy body of work.

Why doesn’t she just light farts and be done with it.

HT/ House of Sunny

 

» 38 Comments

  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 16th, 2012

    Naaah. I’d rather watch Sunny!

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  2. Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk

    July 16th, 2012

    Sheldon ain’t that desperate. No male, heterosexual or otherwise, with any active nerve endings left in his nether region is that desperate. Heck, Jimmy Kimmel ain’t that desperate.

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  3. Toaster

    July 16th, 2012

    I made it to 27 sec before the nausea became unbearable. There must be something in Hollyweird that lowers people’s IQ. Then again, maybe it’s the amount of drugs most of these idiots consume.

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  4. Moe Tom

    July 16th, 2012

    I watched her on dicknose maher. She wants to adopt a mentally retarded baby with a terminal illness because he womb is polluted.
    May God forgive her.
    PS. she is sick

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  5. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 16th, 2012

    Well, I just learned something new today. I clearly don’t get out enough.

    Hey NBC, why don’t you broadcast that proposal on the nightly news? She’s one of yours – be proud, shout it out loud.

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  6. Gracie

    July 16th, 2012

    Nope, sorry, I simply cannot open this video. She repulses me to the core.

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  7. chiefillinicake

    July 16th, 2012

    My wish for her is she wakes up in the morning with her original Jew beak grown back.

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  8. norman einstein

    July 16th, 2012

    Silverman is pathetic.
    I think she loathes herself even more than Grr-awful-o does.

    I wonder how long she’s been in therapy.
    In any case, it’s not working.

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  9. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 16th, 2012

    Yeah, I’m sure Shelly wants a break from the chorus line of Vegas dancing girls at his disposal for one blowjob from Sarah Silverman.

    Hey, Sadie! Try Carlos Slim. Maybe he’s tired of señoritas and would like a nyze Jewish goyle for a change. Or not.

    Forget it, girlfriend. Keep looking for a nice dermatologist with a heart condition.

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  10. Unneutral

    July 16th, 2012

    She has herself on the same pedestal as Obama.

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  11. cfm990

    July 16th, 2012

    A billionaire casino magnate in Vegas. And YOU’RE trying to tempt him? Now that is funny. He’ll laugh so hard, He may just double the contribution.

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  12. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 16th, 2012

    Somehow I feel the need to add that there several nice Jewish women in my circle of friends and acquaintances. Most All of them are M.D.s, none in showbiz.

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  13. RANDO

    July 16th, 2012

    *classy*

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  14. taudry audry

    July 16th, 2012

    The woman has never been funny. NEVER.
    The only way she got attention in the first place was by offending everyone.

    What a fucking skank.

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  15. Efficacy

    July 16th, 2012

    Now what’s a nice Jewish girl like you talkin and actin like a street walkin 5 dollah whore?

    Oh, that’s right, you’re a committed dumb-ass liberal Hollywierd 2 dollah beetch.

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  16. Lowell

    July 16th, 2012

    Good for you Sarah! You very likely just chased more money to Romney. After the donors got over the case of heebie jeebies you just gave ‘em. So, thanks from our side are due.

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  17. Jeff Ross

    July 16th, 2012

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick.

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  18. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 16th, 2012

    You know there is this one guy here who would want that. Where has Grayscape been lately? Oh I know he is on that web site trying to find 100mil.

    Warning, government supplied condom.

    Don’t people start with a BJ anymore?

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  19. ruble

    July 16th, 2012

    What a disgusting slut. This is what obama has brought the nation to.

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  20. Czar of Defenestration

    July 16th, 2012

    Yes, this DOES fit right in with Obama’s DESPERATION tactics right about now.

    HEY!

    That’s the ticket: OBAMA needs to make such a video offering the same to Sheldon.

    HOT DAMN! Am I a f*cking GENIUS or WHAT?!?

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  21. Prezidizzle Obizzle

    July 16th, 2012

    @Czar of Defenestration: “That’s the ticket: OBAMA needs to make such a video offering the same to Sheldon.”

    Ixnay, mufucka, ixnay. Reggie…I mean Michelle would be pissed if I did anything like that. I can’t be unfaithful to Reggie…I mean Michelle.

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  22. Blade

    July 16th, 2012

    I would rather jack off with boxing gloves on than sissor with that crack or for that matter vote for Obama.

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  23. msq

    July 16th, 2012

    jeeeez, thats low.

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  24. msq

    July 16th, 2012

    thinking on it for a few seconds, ….

    I wouldn’t do her with a borrowed dick and you pushing! … drunk!

    and I drink allot

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  25. Tracy

    July 16th, 2012

    POOR DOG…WHERE’S PETA?

    NObama2012!

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  26. Robert Fine

    July 16th, 2012

    Potty humor. Talentless.

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  27. old_oaks

    July 16th, 2012

    That dog was thinking; “Awe hells nos.”

    He didn’t want to get stuck in that hairy Jew bush.

    FU Sarah!

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  28. dtm

    July 16th, 2012

    She’d be cuter if she shaved her moustache.

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  29. Dathi

    July 16th, 2012

    Even her one-eyed dog didn’t have anything to do with her.

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  30. Eddie

    July 16th, 2012

    Just when you thought that liberals just couldn’t get any lower…well…then this…aaaa…lowlife comes a long and proves us wrong.

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  31. J

    July 16th, 2012

    Wow shes gotten old and nasty. Key word in her little speech “had” a show on comedy central.

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  32. Ricky

    July 16th, 2012

    She needs a tattoo on her forehead. I’m thinking the bio-hazard symbol.. as a friendly warning to others of her toxicity

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  33. Wraith

    July 17th, 2012

    @ J: No doubt. She’s aging really quickly, and not well.

    :(

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  34. Open The Door

    July 17th, 2012

    “[O]wn show on comedy central.”
    Bragging rights? Oh Jewess please.
    A homeless man who scored a free big Mac has more bragging rights.

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  35. House of Kell

    July 17th, 2012

    LOL…kinda sad to think what this skank might do for soro’s if he kicked another 100 mill to barry, huh????

    Sarah does the geriatric ward, anyone??? YUUUCCCKKK!!!

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  36. LONEWOLF

    July 17th, 2012

    ANOTHER DOUCHBAG WITH NO TALENT!!!! GEE, GET OUT OF HOLLYWOOD AND GO BACK TO THE FARM!!!

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  37. Jeff

    July 17th, 2012

    Delusions of grandur and adequacy. She is living in a fantasy world that is out of touch with reality. The ONLY thing this video demonstrates is that her parents raised a fool of a daughter, lacking common sense, dignity and class. If she were my kid, I would disown her. Then I would time an extended vacation to work out how I screwed up so badly at being a parent. BTW if she were any more delusional one would have to start calling her Obama

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  38. mals

    July 17th, 2012

    She causes antisemitism with videos like this.

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