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She’s demonstrating one of the procedures covered under OblowmeCare. (sorry, kinda gross)

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She single handed found the bomb on Broadway. It was an oversize kidney bean in the WH garden.

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BRAAAAIIIINNNS!

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I figure it’s either a sweet potato, an aborted fetus from the local Planned Parenthood, or a liver removed from a political opponent. Hard to tell with her.

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FETUS FIGHT!!
(come on, baby, wonchu take chance,
come on, baby, let me have this dance)

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I learned how to eat small green chili peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of the anus of a seacow for us to share.

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‘There’s no WAY that came outta my ass–no way.

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That’s a sweet potato by God. That Mooshe has a green thumb. She will make a great farm hand when she goes back to work.

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Anybody would look like they had a green thumb if they planted their garden over the White House septic system.

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Moochelle Obuttma turns in a stool sample to her Doctor as requested, in order to test it to she if she has worms again.

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That is a larvae from the bug in her ass.

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Well, she either had her scrotum removed or she’s showing us how big it is using a pu-ta-toe.

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My God! She’s such a beast she was able to rip out one of her giant mutant Kidney’s with her own gloved hand!

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IT’S ALIVE!

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Caption:
Remember this?
It used to be your liver and kidneys. Now it’s my lunch.

JWM

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That’s a southside Chicago haggis.

Ingredients include casing made from a wino’s well-mummified stomach stuffed with the latest gang-bang victims’ lungs, a generous helping of hot sauce and mixed up with Cream O’ Wheat.

Should be served topped with government cheese.

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Looks like she needs some “Placenta Helper.”

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If I had a grandson this is what he’d look like.

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What are you afraid of?
It’s just a clump non-viable tissue, yanked out of my uterus at about 20 weeks….

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She’s auctioning off one of Joe’s kidneys. I hear the starting bid was $3.00.

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She took Joe’s brain since he doesn’t use it.

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A donation from Sarah Silverman. Her dog found it in her crotch.

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Bigfoot just killed a Grizzly. That’s one of it’s kidneys.

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It looks like that lung they found on the sidewalk in L.A a couple of weeks ago.

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Here’s some advice for the designer-gloved Farmer Shel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AXgn3I7LRM
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it’s the spleen of the last reporter to ask BHO a hard question.

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Oh, look!
They let her keep some of the fat from her latest liposuction.
I wonder which ankle it came off of.

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I didn’t know we could grow kidneys in the white house garden?

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BTW- Best way to cook kidneys?

Boil the piss out of them.

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Certainly NOT one of The Odumbler’s testicles.

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Fetus? Alien hatchling? Brunch?

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I don’t know what it is but it’s warm and still beating.

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Hagis…it’s whats for diner.

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I shit this for you America!

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Sure glad I didn’t step in it

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She reached in her pants and …pulled out this!

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I don’t know, but it was probably deep fried, salted and eaten 3 minutes after that photo was taken.

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Body snatcher: does not want!

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Is it Trayvon’s brother ?? looks like the worthless P O S .. Or did Jackson,& Sharpton gang Mooschele and this is the final product 9 months later ????

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