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CONTEST! Rock & Roll Band Names ( For Folks Your Age )
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“Earth, Wind and Fiber” … “The Grateful We’re Not Dead” … LOL! Can you think of any more?
The Bee Geezers perhaps? Gladys Knight & The Broken Hips?
H/T Doc
[SNIP] Contest ends 11:59pm Eastern Standard Time
Person with the most thumbs up wins … nothing!





Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Spandex Ballet
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Jefferson Davis Starship
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Gay Bikers On Acid Reflux
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Sofa Kings Of Leon
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Steppin Fetchit Wolf
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Enemanem
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Adam’s Aunt
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Vanilla Pudding Ice
Debbie
July 17th, 2012
The Strolling Bones
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Fountains Of Wayne Newton
Debbie
July 17th, 2012
The WHAT?
mkultra
July 17th, 2012
The Rolling kidney Stones
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Hot Hot Heating Pad
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Discount Basie
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Oingo Bingo
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The (Breathing) Tubes
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Nitty Gritty Dirty Diaper Band
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Hot Flash Cadillac And The Incontinent Kids
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
The Pre-Dependers
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Meat Substitute Puppets
old_oaks
July 17th, 2012
Sly and the Nursing Home
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
Med Zeppelin
mkultra
July 17th, 2012
Ozzy Osteoporosis
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The (Hip) Replacements
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
Pink Roid
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Cherry Maalox Poppin’ Daddies
the aardvark
July 17th, 2012
Who, what the Hell are you talking about because I can’t hear you. Speak up sonny! In honor of my Dad who is hard of hearing.
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Mylanta Rythym Section
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Fifty Years After
old_oaks
July 17th, 2012
Head Southwest
Vandagoes
July 17th, 2012
Neil Old
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Ice Pack Shakur
Bad Brad
July 17th, 2012
The Grandmamas and Grandpapas.
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
The Dependers
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
Rage Against the Dialysis Machine
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Captain And Tinnitus
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
July 17th, 2012
Original Shareholder in the 1910 Fruit Gum Company.
norman einstein
July 17th, 2012
Cream…of Wheat
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Brownsville Diaper Changing Station
old_oaks
July 17th, 2012
Jimmy “Early Bird” Buffet
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Eros Myth
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
The Feebles
Steven in Vegas
July 17th, 2012
Supercramp
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
July 17th, 2012
5 Man Electrical Wheelchair Band.
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Starland Fogey Band
Vandagoes
July 17th, 2012
Tired Dog Night
Bad Brad
July 17th, 2012
Grand Lawrence Welk Railroad
Debbie
July 17th, 2012
Elton Where’s the John
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Bing Crosby, Moonshine Stills and Nash Rambler
Vandagoes
July 17th, 2012
Tired Feat
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
The Old Rascals
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Billy Idle
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
July 17th, 2012
Jefferson Zeppelin
Harrison
July 17th, 2012
Jerry and the Pacemakers… oh wait that’s the real name!
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Too Spicy Girls
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
The Grey Roots
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Andre Couch
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Elder John
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Alice Ghostley In Chains
Steven in Vegas
July 17th, 2012
(Damn) Foriegner
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
Deaf Leppard
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Convelevanessence
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Older Than Ezra
norman einstein
July 17th, 2012
Deaf Lecher
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Can’t Guess Who
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Rotten Tuna
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Rickety Martin
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Blue Man Blue Pill Group
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Four Not So Freshmen
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Ben Gay Folds Five
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Boyz 2 Men 2 Geriatrics
Vandagoes
July 17th, 2012
Climax Viagra Band
stu
July 17th, 2012
Three Pee Night
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Wall Of Doodoo
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Morgue Anthony
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Swinging Blue Veins
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Heart failure
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Smashing Pumpkins With Canes
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
The Rolling Kidney Stones
norman einstein
July 17th, 2012
Heart…Medicine
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
50 Cent Co-pay
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The IV’s
Debbie
July 17th, 2012
The HeartBeatles
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Alice Pooper
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Billy Veracose And The Carpet Beaters
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Men With Hats – Safety Rail Dance
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Men Not At Work
Vandagoes
July 17th, 2012
The Hack
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Nu Orthopedic Shooz
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Tums Jones
Millertime
July 17th, 2012
Blue-haired Oyster Cult
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Haircut 100 Year Old
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Jimmy Home Town Buffet
Vandagoes
July 17th, 2012
The Menopause’s
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Bleached Boys
Millertime
July 17th, 2012
Tom Petty and the Pacemakers
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Mamas And The Pampers
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
ER Hall And Quaker Oats
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Too Dead Crew
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Runs DMC
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
AARP Top
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Colostomia Peeples
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
SupposiTori Amos
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Green Teeth Day – Casket Case
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Deep Purple Thrombosis
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Buns And Hoses
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Stone Cronies
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
Oldplay
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Tucks Bentley
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Air Tank Supply – Lost In Love’s Travel Station
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
ZZ Nap
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Prune Juice Newton
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
The Cure for Incontinence
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Tired Straits – Carpal Tunnel Of Love
the aardvark
July 17th, 2012
Also the Grumpy Blues, the Not So Hot Tuna, Bob, my voice still sounds like Hell Dylan, The Boids, for those of you from Brooklyn, The Old Riders Of The Purple Haze, virtually any musician or group who is still singing after the age of 65. Frank Zippa…
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Stone Pimple Toilets
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
Jethro Dull
Millertime
July 17th, 2012
My Chemical Imbalance
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Paramedic Van Halen – Diaper Down
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The No Gos
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Midnight Castor Oil
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Neal Sedated
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Golden Years Earring
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
Panic! at the earlybird special
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
DiarREA Speedwagon
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
The Residents of florida
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
NoDoz Doubt
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Grandmaster Flush
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
New Disorder
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
UB40 along time ago
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Rosacea Royce
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Massive Panic Attack
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Epsom Salt N Pepa
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Commodedores
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Roids McKuen
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Fuddy Duddy Buddy Holly
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Rolling Kidney Stones – Poopy Tuesday
Bfpa61
July 17th, 2012
Hogfat
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Joe Rocker
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Blurred
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Moody Swing Blues
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Blood, Sweat and Drips
Bfpa61
July 17th, 2012
Alice I can’t Pooper
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Elderly Brothers
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
UPOO – Stuck In A Senior Moment You Can’t Get Out Of
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
10,000 Geriatrics
Bfpa61
July 17th, 2012
Bachman Turner Overweight
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Badfingers
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Blacked Out Keys
Bfpa61
July 17th, 2012
Billy I’m old
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Franz Ferdinand Marcos
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Fat Stevens
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The I’m Beatles – Jello Goodbye
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Kool & The Gout
norman einstein
July 17th, 2012
The Leg Cramps
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The (Tooth) Gap Band
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Lemon Pledge Pipers
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
UB80
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Bad Bladder Company
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The (Bruised) Shins
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Muddy Bath Waters
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Caterat Stevens
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Maxi Pad Priest
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Paul McCartney And Bingo Wings
Bfpa61
July 17th, 2012
The Guess Who, What, And Where?
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Bones Grunts And Agony
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Stay Puft Daddy
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Sir-Ticks-A-Lot
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Bay City Strollers
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Creedence Perrier Water Revival
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Amos N Andy Warhols
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
QuarterHotFlash
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Bedpan Sinatras
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Wee Gees
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Atlantis Morissette
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Peter Grampton
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Crazy World Of Arthritis Brown
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Toast
(Formerly Bread)
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Mottled Crue
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Neil Old
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Ensure Culture Club
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Barenaked Grannies
Jimmy
July 17th, 2012
Red Hot Chili Hemorrhoids
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
The Red Icy Hot Chili Peppers
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
Jefferson Walker
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Cindy Lopper
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
Sly And The Family Headstone
Sarthurk
July 17th, 2012
Bred
did somebody do this already? come on?
Chalupa
July 17th, 2012
Dr. Knitting Hook
the aardvark
July 17th, 2012
It’s Not Such A Beautiful Day Anymore whos biggest hit now would be White Turd.
mkultra
July 17th, 2012
The Dentures
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
The Suprunes
Bad Brad
July 17th, 2012
The amazing rhythm ace bandages.
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
Earth Wind and I’m Tired
Lylelovett666
July 17th, 2012
Ten Years After,retirement age.
Lylelovett666
July 17th, 2012
The WHO,are we again?
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
Bruce Springsteen and the E Z chair band
Lylelovett666
July 17th, 2012
Cream,Of Magnesia.
the aardvark
July 17th, 2012
Elvis (fooled ya) I’m still alive and working in a 7-11 Kalamazoo, Mi.
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
Mop the Poople
Lylelovett666
July 17th, 2012
Captain Enlarged Beef Heart.
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
Bachman Turner No Sex Drive
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
The Commoders
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
The wheeze Gees
Lylelovett666
July 17th, 2012
YES,were old.
Lylelovett666
July 17th, 2012
King Crimson Underwear Stain.
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
The Dave Clark Anyone Still Alive
mkultra
July 17th, 2012
Phlegm Collins Band
Lylelovett666
July 17th, 2012
The Crotchety Blues.
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
Shuffleboard Springfield
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
Dan Fogeyburg
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
Loggins and Misseeing
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
The Rickets
Bfpa61
July 17th, 2012
The Rolling Groans
Anonymous
July 17th, 2012
Moody Jews
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
Tired Straits
the aardvark
July 17th, 2012
Country Joe McDonald and I’m sleeping with the fishes. Really old and asleep at the wheel.
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
Dexy’s Mid Afternoon Nappers
cfm990
July 17th, 2012
Cornelius Brothers and Sister Doze.
Horrorman18
July 17th, 2012
KC and the Sunshine State Band
the struggler
July 17th, 2012
The Goiters
demonrat dave
July 17th, 2012
Iron Supplement Butterfly
Toaster
July 17th, 2012
Weird Al Zheimer
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Mothers with Dementia
insolublog
July 17th, 2012
Judas needs a Priest
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Gary Puckett and the Generation Gap
insolublog
July 17th, 2012
The Dependers
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Mumble Pie
insolublog
July 17th, 2012
Bob Sleeper & the Silver Haired Band
Abby Normal Dude
July 17th, 2012
The Republicans Are Going To Steal The Social Security Of Average Whites Band
Jethro
July 17th, 2012
Deep Purple Skin Blotches
Abby Normal Dude
July 17th, 2012
Death Panel Survivor
insolublog
July 17th, 2012
Aerostiff
Abby Normal Dude
July 17th, 2012
Mopey Gramps
Abby Normal Dude
July 17th, 2012
Bachman Turnin Overthehill
Jethro
July 17th, 2012
Firefall(en and I can’t get up)
Callmelennie
July 17th, 2012
The Moss Covered Stones
Callmelennie
July 17th, 2012
The I’m Beat-les
Callmelennie
July 17th, 2012
Jerry Jeff’s Walker
Callmelennie
July 17th, 2012
Urethra’s Ranklin’
Callmelennie
July 17th, 2012
The Gallman Bladder Band
Callmelennie
July 17th, 2012
Frankie Goes to The Urologist
Callmelennie
July 17th, 2012
New Kids At The Home
Alxandro
July 17th, 2012
Van Huffin
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
The AARP Association
Alxandro
July 17th, 2012
The Damn Yankee Kids
Alxandro
July 17th, 2012
Deep Prunes
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
Kinks and FDA approved medicine
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
Gladys Night and the Pops
Alxandro
July 17th, 2012
The RaMOANS
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
Lauren Over-the-Hill
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
The Dave Clark One in a Resthome
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
Dr. Dre and Deathpanels
reddecaesari
July 17th, 2012
Gene PrunePits and BadKnees
Steven in Vegas
July 17th, 2012
Cheap Trick (knee)
Guitar Mike
July 17th, 2012
Flabba
Steven in Vegas
July 17th, 2012
Heart (pills) or (attack)
Steven in Vegas
July 17th, 2012
Soft Cell-ulite
TigerEyes
July 17th, 2012
Sister’s Twisted Intestine
Machinehead
July 17th, 2012
Rare Girth
Machinehead
July 17th, 2012
Deaf Lepard
Machinehead
July 17th, 2012
Both Eyes Blind
Machinehead
July 17th, 2012
Stone Temple Pilates
Machinehead
July 17th, 2012
Alice In Depends
old glory
July 17th, 2012
Lady antemortum
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Out of…Steam
Poonces
July 17th, 2012
Big Brother and the Molding Company
Racist
July 17th, 2012
Dang Alxandro, The Ramoans (and Groans) was my first thought. I read all 259 to make sure I didn’t copy somebody, and dang if you didn’t get it right there at the end! Good job!
Racist
July 17th, 2012
Pinch Floyd (see if he’s dead or just asleep)
Racist
July 17th, 2012
Pink Eye
Racist
July 17th, 2012
The Gall Stones!
can’t believe nobody went for that with all the kidney stones posts…
Racist
July 17th, 2012
AC/BC
Featuring Angus and Malcolm Old
Racist
July 17th, 2012
88 Special
Racist
July 17th, 2012
Gold Bon Jovi
Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
Final Journey
Racist
July 17th, 2012
Metallic Hip
Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
Frank Zappa and the Ancestors of Invention
Racist
July 17th, 2012
Pureeing Pumpkins
Racist
July 17th, 2012
Evening Ranger
Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
Bran, on the run!
Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
Five for Napping
Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
The Vultures – “Hospice California”
Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
Nerv-anna
MNHawk
July 17th, 2012
Husker Du Du’d again
MNHawk
July 17th, 2012
Mr. Not so Big Anymore
MNHawk
July 17th, 2012
Anarchy in my Underwear
Jethro
July 17th, 2012
Schleppenwolf – oy!
Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
Creedence Clearwater Resuscitation.
Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
Paying, “Green Liver”
Jethro
July 17th, 2012
FLEETwood Mac
Abby Normal Dude
July 17th, 2012
Hot Fred and the Muff Diver Band
Okay, so it has nothing to do with old age but I always liked the sound of it.
Chuck U Farley
July 17th, 2012
The Stray Farts
Chuck U Farley
July 17th, 2012
Alice Pooper
Chuck U Farley
July 17th, 2012
Tommy Stains & the Shingles
dennis
July 17th, 2012
Gary Polident and the Union Gap
dennis
July 17th, 2012
Ziggy Starbucks and My Teeth in a Jar
Dano
July 17th, 2012
The What??
Dano
July 17th, 2012
Black Sabbaticle.
Dano
July 17th, 2012
Twisted Bunion.
Dano
July 17th, 2012
Elton Jaundice.
norman einstein
July 17th, 2012
The Moody Blue-Hairs
norman einstein
July 17th, 2012
Iron Maidenform
mkultra
July 17th, 2012
The Stray Cataracts
mkultra
July 17th, 2012
Bunion-a-rama