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Officer’s Threat Against First Lady Simple Misunderstanding
WASHINGTON (BHN) -The D.C. motorcycle patrol escort who was suspended for allegedly threatening to kill First Lady Michelle Obama has been reinstated.
A thorough investigation indicated the officer, who wears glasses and suffers from poor eyesight, never actually mentioned the First Lady, but referred to “that thing trying to get close to the President.”
“It seems the officer thought Mrs. Obama was a “shape-shifter or Bigfoot-type creature,” and posed a clear threat to the President,” said police department spokesman Mike Hagman. “He planned to kill it the next time he saw it. It was an understandable mistake.”
The patrol officer was reportedly fitted with new glasses, and trained to differentiate between First Lady Michelle and other similar non-human species.
My comments: I’ve made the same mistake more than once – no harm, no foul!
Simple case of mistaken identity – First Lady (left) and Sasquatch (right)
Will Profit
July 15th, 2012
Is Mooch in the pic on the left or the one on the right?
Isobel Ingoldesthorpe
July 15th, 2012
LOL, but really, is this an Onion piece? Was that really his excuse? LOL
Seriously, it would be so bad if Bigfoot hurt the activist doing his part in Occupy Oval Office.
Clearly A Case Of Mistaken Identity | The Magic Negro
July 15th, 2012
[...] I can see that, perfectly understandable. [...]
Stirrin the B.S.
July 15th, 2012
Well, I forgive him. Move along, nothing to see here.
pdwalker
July 15th, 2012
Wicked pic!
serfer62
July 15th, 2012
Wookie wears camo?
Anonymous
July 15th, 2012
@ pdwalker
correction: Wickedly awesome picture
Moxie Man
July 15th, 2012
I’ve seen the one on the left in Jack’s Links commercials.
Ohio Dan""
July 15th, 2012
Please tell me someone photo shopped that ass.
Efficacy
July 15th, 2012
A perfectly plausible explanation for the officer’s comments as clearly evidenced by the two photos of a fashionably clothed and undressed wookie.
Whom
July 15th, 2012
Indeed- the sharp-eyed officer makes a good point.
Tim
July 15th, 2012
An honest mistake …
Ronald J. Ward
July 15th, 2012
I can’t help but wonder, why the abject hatred towards Michelle Obama? She doesn’t set policy, sign legislation, or even vote in the legislation process. If one wants to bash the President with arguments like,”the way running our government” or “the harmful policies he’s implementing” or “what he’s doing to our country”, I can at least understand their argument. But obviously, that isn’t argument at all.
scribble
July 15th, 2012
@Ronald J. Ward – have you or any kids you know tried to eat anything lately?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 15th, 2012
Oh yeah, Ronald. We just enjoy being told how to eat, when to eat,when to exercise, who to vote for, how to raise my kids, where to shop, etc by the ‘well toned’ PR arm of the gubmint. I’m sure McDonalds LOVES her meddling in their business too.
Never have I seen a first lady be such an annoyance and a hindrance to the public’s freedom. She may not write policy, yet. But what has stopped other un elected people 0bama has foisted upon us from doing so?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 15th, 2012
Someone with a never ending ass (Who is CONSTANTLY seen eating fast food) should not be talking about MY ass and where I eat.
As long as she’s in MY business, I’ll be in HERS
Bet on it.
Tim
July 15th, 2012
Ronald,
I hate everyone who hates America. Period.
Whatever their reasons, whatever their motivations, I really don’t care … they can pack up their shit and leave if they don’t like it here; they don’t have to try to turn the whole country into a shithole like Chicago, New York City, Calcutta, Ouagadougou, Mecca, Paris, Bruges, or any other of those foreign shitholes.
She’s a hateful bitch who hates the country of my birth – that’s enough for me.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 15th, 2012
@Ronald – never forget the comment “…for the first time in my life I’m proud of my country…”, speaking of the election of her husband.
Words have meaning, my friend. And she said for the FIRST time, she was proud of her country.
That tells me that up until she got to enjoy the luxurious perqs of being the FLOTUS, she was embarrassed of this country. Personally, I think she hates this country, but I’ll leave it being embarrassed.
Reiuxcat
July 15th, 2012
“All this for a flag” is another comment that shows she hates the USA.
asta risborn
July 15th, 2012
and “All this for a fag”,
when she does photo-op
smooches with her Dumbo
Maudie N Mandeville
July 15th, 2012
Small head, big ass. Shows where their brains are.
Truthsayer221
July 15th, 2012
@ Maudie; Not only where Michelle’s brain is, but what it consist of! =;-)
boyzmom
July 15th, 2012
She’s a disrespectful busybody with a snarly-assed look on her face all the time. She has no class. “All this for a damned flag.”
SHAME on her. She’s a horrible representative of our country. She’s an embarrassment.
I'm Your Huckleberry
July 15th, 2012
Ronald…,she’s a effing hypocrite, just like her damn stupid ass husband..if she puts her ‘mug’ out there, damn right we are going to knock that chip off of her shoulder…
she believes in her mind, that “THEY” are royalty…, and she’s doing her best to walk the talk…btw…, it’s our dime…
Bad Brad
July 16th, 2012
Ronald. Watch this, then you tell me bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJgWMI0hch8
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Cruisin' Cat
July 17th, 2012
Ronald, saw your blog – hope you’re not planning on making a fortune on it.
“Comments are welcomed and excepted”
The correct word is “accepted.”