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NORTH CASTLE, NY – Kerry Kennedy, ex-wife of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, is denying charges of ability-impaired driving on the heels of her arrest in northern Westchester Friday morning.

Police said they received 911 calls describing a white vehicle driving in “an erratic manner in the southbound lanes south of exit 4″ that then collided with a truck.

The collision damaged the vehicle and left it with a flat tire, the police report reads; the driver then reportedly took exit 3, and the vehicle was rendered disabled on Rt. 22 shortly afterward.

“North Castle Police located the vehicle and found Kerry Kennedy, 52, of Bedford, NY, seated behind the wheel of a 2008 Lexus RS 350,” the report continues. “State Police arrived and a subsequent investigation found Kennedy to be operating the motor vehicle while her ability was impaired by drugs.”

But a spokesman for Kennedy is denying the charges.

Douglas Kennedy, Kerry Kennedy’s brother—who is currently fighting charges involving moving his newborn son, Bo, around Northern Westchester Hospital—reacted to hearing the news.

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  1. Robert Fine

    July 14th, 2012

    These people are as great a contrivance as ‘Barack Obama’ and Hillary Clinton. Bums, all of them.

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  2. Diann

    July 14th, 2012

    Okay, Kerry, SMILE!

    NO! NO! On second thought, don’t smile. Do not ever smile again!

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  3. Tony R

    July 14th, 2012

    Has there ever been a more degenerate bunch than the Kennedy’s?

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  4. Tony R

    July 14th, 2012

    I especially like the HUGE cross around her neck.. Which one is she the spawn of?

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  5. scribble

    July 14th, 2012

    Well, at least they’re consistent.

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  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 14th, 2012

    This family epitomizes the sins of humanity – they have it all.

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  7. scribble

    July 14th, 2012

    “Douglas Kennedy said he has ‘never in [his] life seen her impaired.’ He also described his sister ‘as responsible a person as I have ever met.’

    LOL! Pretty high standards those Kennedys have.

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  8. pizzago

    July 14th, 2012

    I believe her. Afterall,a Kennedy would never lie.

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  9. NoMoBo

    July 14th, 2012

    @Tony – she is the lovely daughter of Bobby and Ethel. Cripes Suzette had a great poetry moment about her this morning:

    http://cripessuzette.wordpress.com/2012/07/14/a-banana-and-a-monkey/

    Scroll to the bottom of the entry.

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  10. Lance o Lot

    July 14th, 2012

    Good Heavens: Four generations of heavy inbreeding has made these Kennedy women FUGLY. Even Jackie O’s beauty couldn’t swim into that shallow gene pool.

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  11. Nutjob

    July 14th, 2012

    Probably driving erratically in her quest to find a good ramp jumping bridge to see if she can break uncle Teds record jump.

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  12. Tim

    July 14th, 2012

    Why can’t you just leave them alone? *sob* The poor cursed rich Irishers *sob* deserve some privacy, for God’s sake!! *sob* *sniffle* *snort*

    (Think I can get a job as a Kennedy spokesman?)

    (Naw … come to think of it, even they don’t have THAT much money!)

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  13. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 14th, 2012

    “Kerry Kennedy voluntarily took breathalyzer, blood and urine tests—all of which showed no drugs or alcohol whatsoever in her system,” said spokesman Ken Sunshine.

    Fine. Then she is just a horrible driver and deserves to pay for that. This is not rocket surgery, folks. She needs to spend time in the Gray Bar Motel.

    And what a great name for a spokesman! Because he really is blowing it up your @$$!

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  14. Buffalobob

    July 14th, 2012

    Ah yes the residents of Camelot. The media gave us these stalwarts of society, the royals of the US, the beautiful people. How long will it take the MSN to admit their error? Not gong to happen, look at who and what they are selling us now.

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  15. Cruisin' Cat

    July 14th, 2012

    When did Gary Busey have a sex change operation?

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  16. 99th Squad Leader

    July 14th, 2012

    Another drunk Kennedy with the potential to cause some kind of tragedy. This is news?!

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  17. Joe Btfsplk

    July 14th, 2012

    Channeling uncle Dead Ted while driving can be very dangerous to your health and reputation.

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  18. Joe

    July 14th, 2012

    Funny thing, too… everyone with any power or connections wants to marry one of the Kennedys too.

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  19. Libra

    July 14th, 2012

    The original family behind the phrase “white trash with money.”

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  20. mickey_moussaoui

    July 14th, 2012

    Hit and Run, How VERY Kennedy

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  21. Alfa06

    July 14th, 2012

    Teddy “Sir Osis of Liver” Kennedy would be proud!

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  22. garren webert

    July 15th, 2012

    Why are you picking on the Kennedys’ . After all they have done for America.

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  23. Racist

    July 15th, 2012

    Yeah… Haven’t they sufered enough?!!!

    In my opinion, they should be shamed and shunned into invisible exile for the magnitude of absolute “Irreparable SHAME” and “perpetual embarrassment” they have wrought on the name and the legacy of This Great Nation! Because at an historical moment in this nation’s history, when the “Permanent Record” of America was being created and written, while the entire world looked on in awe… The Kennedy’s CHOSE to be “THE” official representation of Who and What America was. By making themselves “American Royalty”, and ensuring that the name Kennedy would forever be synonymous the pinnacle of American Society, and by extension of Human Achievement! Then they dismissed their obligation to hold themselves to the highest standards of integrity! Much as it will be with the Obama and his blatant depravity, and his willfull actions to destroy the standing of America in it’s rightful place. 100 yrs from now, Humans will look back on this time in American History, and they will marvel at the stupidity of mankind and wonder how we allowed sucha pivotal moment in time to be overshadowed and swallowed up by the spreading beast of Communistic Cancer, at the whims of an incompetent petty despot so deluded with lies and consumed by learned resentment… Mostly because we allowed ourselves to be intimidated by the threat of false accusations! Just like the “millions?” of Americans who wanted so badly to believe that JFK was our King David, sent by God to take us higher than mankind had ever achieved or deamed we could accomplish… The Obama and its’ policies have succeeded in exposing the folly of the very existence of this experiment in Freedom that we call Self Governance, by the revelation that something that which for so long believed to be the “Greatest Nation in the History of the World”, could produce, cultivate, elevate, and even celebrate it’s own demise at the pathetic and limp-wristed hand of an Obama. It confirms the fears of the Founders that eventually our blessings and abundance would facilitate our own destruction!

    Apparently Mr Franklin, In the end, We indeed could not “keep it”.

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  24. Racist

    July 15th, 2012

    I don’t know, but if she’s dumb enough to end up disabled in a ditch, and the police were’nt there to see it happen, and she chose to just stay in the driver’s seat, probably with the keys in the ignition, she deserved to get caught! Especially, before she ends up hurting someone or worse!!! If the cop doesn’t have you in his sight before you crash the vehicle, You could be standing outside of the car chugging a bottle of moonshine, and if they can’t prove you were driving, they can’t charge you with DUI!!!

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  25. doug

    July 15th, 2012

    she’s an improvement over the regular kennedys, she didn’t drive off a bridge and murder someone because they were pregnant???
    maybe they’re evolving !!

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