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Seriously? Is this what's fashion now?

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  1. Cruisin' Cat

    July 14th, 2012

    THey killed Cousin It, the bastards!

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  2. Bad Brad

    July 14th, 2012

    She just combed it up and used a flat iron.

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  3. RosalindJ

    July 14th, 2012

    Michelle, is that you?

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  4. Moxie Man

    July 14th, 2012

    Chia Tits?

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  5. Debbie

    July 14th, 2012

    Please tell me this is a hooker convention and not just some neighborhood bar!

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  6. RosalindJ

    July 14th, 2012

    That was a short one, Moxie Man. And you own me a keyboard.

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  7. Bad Brad

    July 14th, 2012

    I think that’s James Brown on the left and Rick James on the right.

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  8. Doug

    July 14th, 2012

    Those twins she’s nursing have really long hair.

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  9. xplodeit

    July 14th, 2012

    That is some nasty arm pit hair.

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  10. Corona

    July 14th, 2012

    Biden is jealous.

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  11. mkultra

    July 14th, 2012

    Moochie looks like she could really use a bikini wax. Any volunteers?

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  12. msq

    July 14th, 2012

    once again, … Ick

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  13. Moe Tom

    July 14th, 2012

    Just what the fuck is it? ‘Splain someone.

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  14. Edith McCrotch

    July 14th, 2012

    oh gooot Lord !!

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  15. Moe Tom

    July 14th, 2012

    Oh I got it on my own. They are two of Moushlees wigs on a hired slave managuin. They are kept fresh that way and the queen has a choice of either black or black. Forfucksakegimmeafuckinbreak!

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  16. Plain Jane

    July 14th, 2012

    I’d bet that is acrylic fabric. Hope she doesn’t get too near a heat source. That stuff will melt on her.

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  17. Moe Tom

    July 14th, 2012

    Plain Jane. We wish a meltdown.

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  18. Trish

    July 15th, 2012

    Sure hope it doesn’t rain. That will be some stinky dog like smelly woman.

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  19. Bad Brad

    July 15th, 2012

    Wet dog and raw fish, not pleasant.

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  20. Bfpa61

    July 15th, 2012

    La-Muffy! You go Girl!

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  21. Chalupa

    July 15th, 2012

    Looks like a job for Sean Puffy Combs.

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  22. simply enraged

    July 15th, 2012

    Did Moochie break her razor?

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  23. Alxandro

    July 15th, 2012

    She doesn’t wash her hair, now she won”t wash her dress.

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  24. garren webert

    July 15th, 2012

    hmmmm…. I thinks I likes it! it reminds of Ace Frehley!!!!

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  25. Plain Jane

    July 15th, 2012

    @ Moe

    It would melt ON her and stick TO her.

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  26. Bad Brad

    July 15th, 2012

    Dude, are you a Kiss Roadie that was done by all of them or what. I’m getting a headache.

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  27. Bad Brad

    July 15th, 2012

    Plain Jane, signing out, off for a cold shower you naughty girl.

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  28. jbinnout

    July 15th, 2012

    Hi babe. Comb hair often?

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  29. Free4Now

    July 15th, 2012

    monkey see, monkey doo?

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  30. Racist

    July 15th, 2012

    I thought she just went for the “Cousin It” model hooker attire because she needed a gimmick to draw the victim- I mean customers away from the (slightly) better looking Hos. But upon closer INspeckshun, I see it’s acually two shrunken-head Voodoo twins latched on to her boobies… What you don’t see is the shrunken house-elf the girls are holding by the ankles and shoving his whole head in and out of the “fish market”!!! Poor lil fella.

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  31. Robert Fine

    July 15th, 2012

    Did Michelle Obama dress her?

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  32. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 15th, 2012

    Is this pic from another Camden, New Jersey, prom night?

    http://stories-etc.com/prom.htm

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  33. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 15th, 2012

    There is more hair on her boobs then on her head

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  34. Twellsy

    July 15th, 2012

    Straight outta Obangya, Kenya.

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  35. Anonymous

    July 15th, 2012

    Did Bloomberg ban waxing too?

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  36. norman einstein

    July 15th, 2012

    @Boobie, just when you thought you’d seen EVERYthing…

    Aye-aye-aye! I lost it when I noticed that instead of a red carpet, they have a red plastic groundsheet.
    And it only got “better” from there.
    The “maternity” prom outfit was unbelievable.

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  37. Poonces

    July 15th, 2012

    Geez, put a Wookie in the White House, and they all think they should come out.

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  38. PATH

    July 15th, 2012

    Something else you can use your EBT card to buy?

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