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  1. conservative cowgirl

    July 14th, 2012

    I didn’t know she was the model for this ornament:

    http://www.trendytree.com/old-world-christmas/man-in-the-moon-light-cover-52036-merck-family-old-world-christmas.html

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 14th, 2012

    Is that a new non-surgical face lift procedure – pull the hair back tight and tie it up in a knot?

    Can you imagine what she looks like when she lets it all hang down?

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  3. Ronterf

    July 14th, 2012

    Looks like one of those aliens come out of the space ship on the twilight Zone.

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  4. Pickled LIver

    July 14th, 2012

    I had that model on the front of my old Pontiac!

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  5. Shang

    July 14th, 2012

    “I’ll get you my pretty!”

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  6. Joe Btfsplk

    July 14th, 2012

    My Little Pony on her way to the Prancing Prince Obama Ball.

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  7. FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"

    July 14th, 2012

    Where is her broom?

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 14th, 2012

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  9. Chalupa

    July 14th, 2012

    Kentucky (Derby) Woman

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  10. Dr. Tar

    July 14th, 2012

    That’s what you get when you invite this person over for dinner then take fashion advice from her.

    http://www.mediapeta.com/peta/Images/Main/Sections/blog/ANNA_Wintour.jpg

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  11. ern goose

    July 14th, 2012

    Bee-hive.

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  12. Anonymous

    July 14th, 2012

    Bride of Frankenstein

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  13. Buck Ofama

    July 14th, 2012

    As phony as she is ugly.

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  14. Tony R

    July 14th, 2012

    Wow. Just wow.

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  15. Screwy Puppy

    July 14th, 2012

    To quote Giorgio Tsoukalos :

    “Aliens!”

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  16. 99th Squad Leader

    July 14th, 2012

    Perfectly dressed for Queen Mooch’s court.

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  17. Jethro

    July 14th, 2012

    @Stranded
    You beat me to it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jibEwOHr2t8
    .

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  18. Nutjob

    July 14th, 2012

    I’ll bet she could give woody woodpecker a run for his money drilling a hole in tree with that beak.

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  19. scribble

    July 14th, 2012

    She should have taken the jacket off the back of the chair before she put it on.

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  20. Jethro

    July 14th, 2012

    Bride of Frankenstein:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Izq-E3o7Y
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  21. Dr. Chicago

    July 14th, 2012

    Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the bartender says……. Why the long face?

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  22. pops

    July 14th, 2012

    they found a new statue in king tuts tomb.

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  23. Nutjob

    July 14th, 2012

    Wonder if she’s aware she’s wearing a head on her head?

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  24. the aardvark

    July 14th, 2012

    Frau Blucher!

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  25. Tim

    July 14th, 2012

    OK, assuming she pays someone to do this to her, why would it do ANYTHING to accentuate a sort of ugly Jay Leno/Moonman profile?

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  26. reader

    July 14th, 2012

    What the hell was she thinking?

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  27. suzsanne

    July 14th, 2012

    The old gray mare,
    She ain’t what she used to be
    Ain’t what she used to be,
    Ain’t what she used to be
    The old gray mare,
    She ain’t what she used to be
    Many long years ago.

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  28. Jethro

    July 14th, 2012

    Regardless of how hideous it looks, how much of that is actually HER hair? Why do people do this to themselves on purpose?

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  29. Genl Ripper

    July 14th, 2012

    @ Shang – “….and your little dog, too!”

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  30. Genl Ripper

    July 14th, 2012

    she swims out to troopships and uses her nose to do the steering

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  31. bocephus rex

    July 14th, 2012

    I think she has the Elaine Benis “Giant FREAK head”

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  32. bocephus rex

    July 14th, 2012

    “There’s something on the wing—OMG there’s SOMETHING ON THE WING!!!!!!!!!!”

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  33. norman einstein

    July 14th, 2012

    SJP is one of the biggest farce’s ever pulled off by Holloweird.
    Not attractive, not witty, not charming and a clumsy actress at best.

    Dare I suggest that her only asset was that she could play an adequate “clothes horse”?

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  34. Libra

    July 14th, 2012

    Just say neigh.

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  35. mizdoolally

    July 14th, 2012

    Who is she?

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  36. Aunt Liz

    July 14th, 2012

    She can wear whatever she wants – it’s her right. But to not fee; the hipocracy – or maybe to just not care…it’s a little unsettling. Out of touch doesn’t near do it justice.

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  37. Cruisin' Cat

    July 14th, 2012

    Don’t they usually put a wreath of red roses around the neck of the winning horse?

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  38. todak

    July 14th, 2012

    It is missing the Dairy Queen twisty loop on top.

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  39. Isobel Ingoldesthorpe

    July 14th, 2012

    Shop.

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  40. Warlord

    July 14th, 2012

    And she does her pubic hair up in spoolies.

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  41. Jerry Manderin

    July 15th, 2012

    Bueller pokes that.

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  42. LONEWOLF

    July 15th, 2012

    ANOTHER DOUCHBAG WITH NO TALENT!!! SHE REALLY THINKS SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. SHE IS REALLY UGLY!!!!!!
    MAKE’S ME WANT TO PUKE!!!!

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  43. norman einstein

    July 15th, 2012

    @Jerry, uh…not necessarily.
    Any more than Travolta or Cruise poke their “wives”.

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