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CONTEST: What I Miss About America
Writer, Stella Paul, had the commenters on American Thinker responding in a big way to her blog post, What I Miss About America.

This ties in perfectly with our recent troll who challenged us to name one example of how Obama policy has affected us negatively.
We felt it would be a great opportunity for iOTW readers to vent about how the Obama years have changed the landscape by framing it through the “What I Miss About America” prism.
Stella Paul will be the judge, and the winner will receive a Bowing Barry courtesy of Noble War Prize.
Here are some examples of Stella Paul’s snark:
What I Miss About America -
o Going on vacation without the TSA auditioning me for “Stella Does Dallas”
o Gazing up at the sky and not wondering if that’s a bird or a drone
o Strolling through the mall without worrying about racially-motivated flash mobs
o Reading 1984 as an interesting work of fiction
CONTEST IS OPEN UNTIL 4PM ET, SATURDAY, JULY 14th





Reiuxcat
July 13th, 2012
Kids being taught America is exceptional.
The Looking Spoon
July 13th, 2012
Not being taxed for living
The Looking Spoon
July 13th, 2012
That “God Bless America” didn’t need multicultural implications.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
NOT being called a racist because I have a difference of opinion.
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
Not Waking Up Thinking,”What the Hell Will The President Do Today?”
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
Gassing up and going on a day trip without gas being the biggest expense.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
Not having a first lady who dresses like she robbed a thrift store.
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
Pretty much, everything.
The Looking Spoon
July 13th, 2012
Not having to wonder whether or not the president and his wife are proud to be American.
The Looking Spoon
July 13th, 2012
In God We Trust
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
A first lady who smiles. And means it.
Bad Brad
July 13th, 2012
Optimism!!!!
The Looking Spoon
July 13th, 2012
Patriotism didn’t divide along partisan lines.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
The ability to turn down a job because there were other opportunities.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Having everyone saying The Pledge Of Allegiance – and meaning it.
Efficacy
July 13th, 2012
Turning on the tube and never seeing Obama’s mug.
FaceFaceMan
July 13th, 2012
Not wondering why I’m the only one on my street who proudly displays Old Glory off of my porch every day of the year.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Living in a country where the God of Israel is welcome and respected at all times.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
When government didn’t try to be my daddy
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Having a president that loves America, like Ronald Reagan.
Bad Brad
July 13th, 2012
Not constantly worrying about a goverment that seem to be determined to destroy my business.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
Laws actually mattered
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Having a country with secure borders, not living in fear of my neighbors.
scribble
July 13th, 2012
Waking up in the morning without a knot in my stomach.
Bad Brad
July 13th, 2012
January 20, 1981 – January 20, 1989
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Living in a country without the judgement of God hanging over our heads, like the sword of Damocles
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
My money was considered mine and not the government’s
norman einstein
July 13th, 2012
Knowing that, no matter what, the Constitution was inviolable.
norman einstein
July 13th, 2012
Not feeling that other countries look down upon her.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss not getting change from a $100 bill when I gas up my work truck.
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July 13th, 2012
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Cracker Annie Mouse
July 13th, 2012
Texas
Efficacy
July 13th, 2012
Never hearing the terms: political correctnesss, global warming, climate change, fair share, think out of the box, boob belt, and especially President Barack Hussein Obama.
norman einstein
July 13th, 2012
Being able to tell your kids that if they worked hard, their efforts would be rewarded.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Not worrying about waking up one day and being owned by China.
FaceFaceMan
July 13th, 2012
@MaryJane…. thumbs up indeed….
Living in a time when you knew the POTUS would never…NEVER.. “BOW” to any foreign leader.
Diogenes
July 13th, 2012
What I Miss About America is being able to walk around and not step in a pile of Hope and Change
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when 90% of Congress wasn’t made up of money grubbing snakes that could give a damn about the will of the people.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss an American space program that used American Space vehicles, not Russian ones.
Cracker Annie Mouse
July 13th, 2012
The Stars and Stripes
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
God was respected and government didn’t try to be a God.
Diogenes
July 13th, 2012
What I Miss About America is not being governed by a cheap imitation of Ringling Bros.Circus
Cracker Annie Mouse
July 13th, 2012
Patriotism
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Turning on the tv and not being bombarded with filth, sleaze, and violence.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
No one was proud to be labeled a communist
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that had freedom of religion, not freedom from religion.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Living in a country where no one would ever vote for a communist.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that considered 1/2 a trillion dollar deficit to be extreme.
Cracker Annie Mouse
July 13th, 2012
the confidential assurance that this country holds the American Dream as a standard to the rest of the world.
Cruisin' Cat
July 13th, 2012
Believing that the police were there to “Protect and Serve.”
the aardvark
July 13th, 2012
Amen to everything that Chalupa has said. I miss the freedom to do what I want to do without the govt. telling me what I can and can’t do.
Diogenes
July 13th, 2012
What I Miss About America is a First Lady that doesn’t look like she just stepped out of a George Lucas movie.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that didn’t outlaw my private Health Insurance coverage.
Dano
July 13th, 2012
Fags IN the closet!
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America where kids could have Lemonade stands without permits.
Dano
July 13th, 2012
REAL American movie stars, not these liberal EMBARRASSMENTS that we are left with!
Dano
July 13th, 2012
Political INCORRECTNESS!!
Dano
July 13th, 2012
Cops that used to bust HEADS when the chips were down and the public would back them up!
Dano
July 13th, 2012
Sensible black leaders.
My2Cents
July 13th, 2012
A manned space program.
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
Not wondering if the president had allegiance to anywhere (or anyone) other than the USA.
Dano
July 13th, 2012
An Obamaless America! I think I miss that most of all…
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that actually let our soldiers shoot the bad guys.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Dating a woman without having to ask for a blood test and proof of female birth.
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
Confidence in the president actually BEING an American citizen.
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
Specifics? OK, why not.
Criminals treated like criminals. Fewer repeat offenders. Dirtbags having second thoughts.
And that segues into.
Children allowed to roam without fear. Doors unlocked. Old people unafraid.
And that ties into.
Neighbors unafraid to
Discipline the unruly. Protect the weak. Ostracize the undesirables.
Which in turn allows
Community gatherings: BBQ’s Holiday celebrations, block parties. All without fear of gunfire, gangs,
and legal intervention.
And that reminds me of an America without an overabundance of.
Trial lawyers and Tort abuse. That takes away personal responsibility, and individualism.
Yep. That’s what I miss about America.
The community oriented individuals that made up the neighborhoods. The neighborhoods that made up America.
Pretty much, Everything.
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
Knowing the president’s religion.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that openly backed Israel.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Worrying that soldiers won’t engage the enemy if they’re gorgeous.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
I could tell a joke and not have my motives questioned.
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
Confidence there were NO illegal drugs being used in the White House.
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
Not wondering if your coworker or neighbor was a socialist or communist.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Not having to worry about walking my dog in front of the White House.
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
Being able to actually understand the guy behind the store counter or on the telephone help line.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that had politicians that actually read the bills before they passed them.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
I miss when food had fat in it
Anonymous
July 13th, 2012
Joe Mccarthy
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
1984 as fiction?
Add “Atlas Shrugged” to that book list.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Watching Family Matters and not seeing someone that reminds me of the president.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that didn’t force me to buy something.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that didn’t arm drug dealers.
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
Not knowing or caring who Saul Alinsky, Francis Fox Piven, Frank Marshall Davis, George Soros, George Maynard Keynes were.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Having a first lady that doesn’t have fifty assistants, including three for daily hair removal.
Jethro
July 13th, 2012
Going to my company’s manufacturing floor was a casual walk down the hallway, not halfway around the world.
Anonymous
July 13th, 2012
When undocumented workers were called illegal aliens
Diogenes
July 13th, 2012
What I Miss About America is talking to someone of opposite political views and sarcastically thinking to myself “that is the sperm that won the race”?
Gvii
July 13th, 2012
I miss regular employment.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that didn’t expect the President to pay their mortgage and put gas in their car.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when felons were in prison, not the White House guest book.
Anonymous
July 13th, 2012
When the President was someone who was respected
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that didn’t ask me to press 1 for english.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Having a president that could throw a 60 mph strike in men’s pants.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that had a President that knew how many states where in it.
Menderman
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America that didn’t join Mexico in suing a State.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when heterosexual sex was the worst thing that happened in the Oval Office.
Mel
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America where you didn’t have to worry that your intelligence services might have other loyalties.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
I miss when states and cities weren’t pitted against each other.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
I miss when hand ups were more respected than hand outs
Anonymous
July 13th, 2012
When Moms and Dads lived together
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
I miss when I could drink a 16oz, or larger, drink without committing a crime
Toaster
July 13th, 2012
When the idea of Al Sharpton at the White House Prayer Breakfast was a bad joke
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when a dirtbag that murdered 13 service men and women on American soil would be taken out and hanged the same day.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when the president was a true leader, not a celebrity.
Timwi
July 13th, 2012
What I miss most is the optimism! Remember after 9-11 there was that period where everyone was just waiting for the next horrible thing to happen? Well, it feels like that all the time now. It feels like everyone is just waiting around for Obama to continue on his path of destruction. Like today- Obama illegally gutted welfare reform- by executive order. But nothing ever happens to him. He is allowed to engage in illegal/despotic acts and nothing is done. So, I look at the houses foreclosed on, the lots not sold, the businesses closed, and I miss the optimism, that great American optimism that we are all together and working towards the goal of making America better by our own personal contributions. Obama and his cronies are like the raptors from Jurassic Park- hunting the citizens of this country down. I hope we are able to stop them.
Flaming Hetero!
July 13th, 2012
I miss when we were respected as a nation, held in awe because of our military, cried out to when there was a crisis, marvelled at for our economic and technological achievements.
I miss when I could make any remark about anyone and not fear a lawsuit.
I miss when we could look at each other and acknowledge we were Americans first.
I miss when Presidents actually carried out responsibilities.
I miss when I didn’t have to speak a foreign language to be understood within my own country.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when the Constitution was a sacred document in Washington and there was a true separation of powers.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days in the 1800′s when there was no federal income tax.
exceller
July 13th, 2012
I miss when first ladies exhibited class and didn’t act like know-it-all attention whores.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
I miss the days when no one in their right mind would even CONSIDER taxing common store bought feminine products as “medical devices”.
reddecaesari
July 13th, 2012
i miss public shunning
reddecaesari
July 13th, 2012
i miss drive in movie theatres with consession stand hotdogs and smuggling friends in the trunk
reddecaesari
July 13th, 2012
i miss its’ soul
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
When you could wave an American Flag without being considered a racist
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when I didn’t have to worry about getting old and ending up in Obamacare hell.
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
When we didn’t have to pretend that Muslims have made important world contributions
reddecaesari
July 13th, 2012
i miss the abundance of real men and true ladies
not players and hos
reddecaesari
July 13th, 2012
i miss a beer on the stoop in new york
reddecaesari
July 13th, 2012
i miss modesty
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
I miss the days when a president didn’t beg me to give up birthday or wedding gifts and donate to his campaign.
What a fucking embarrassment.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when California was loved for it’s natural beauty and not hated for it’s liberal overlords and enablers.
reddecaesari
July 13th, 2012
i miss long summer days playing cigarette tag with the neighborhood kids
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
When a nanny was someone you hired. Not who you voted for.
D-Bad
July 13th, 2012
What I miss about America is:
- knowing my president would uphold the Constitution he swore to uphold
- optimism about the future of our country and the sense that we could fix any problem and correct any mistake that we make
- knowing that it is a land of laws instead of a land of scheming cronies
- elected statesmen / stateswomen who put the interests of their country first and would genuinely work on solving problems instead of playing political one-upsmanship
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
I miss when presidents had private executive experience BEFORE he was elected to office.
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
When the first lady didn’t appear in Maxim magazine as one of the “hottest women on the planet”, causing me to throw a little in my mouth
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America where the dollar wasn’t laughed at.
D-Bad
July 13th, 2012
What I miss about America is having a president who actually tried to govern and lead instead of being a full-time campaigner for 4 years.
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America where other world leaders bowed to the President.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when Congress would read bills before they passed them.
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
When school Refs and Umpires didn’t need body guards.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when the Supreme Court didn’t look like a Jenny Craig ‘before’ commercial.
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America where the president didn’t pimp himself out 3 dollars at a time for the chance to eat waffles with him
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
When bad commercials were the domain of furniture salesmen, not lawyers.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
When fisting resulted in an easy out to first.
D-Bad
July 13th, 2012
What I miss about America is national leaders in Congress who believed in seperation of powers and would never let the president get away with power grabs at their expense, even if he was of their political party.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
When Sandusky was just another town in Ohio.
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
Where shame existed.
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America when Joe Biden was simply the dumbest man in the senate.
BigFurHat
July 13th, 2012
I miss the America where cowboys rode horses, not each other.
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
When NASA reached for the stars. Not the crescent moon.
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
When Michigan was home to Lions and Tigers. Not goats and camels.
Unneutral
July 13th, 2012
I miss the time when people had control over those they voted into office.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
When the three R’s in our schools didn’t stand for Recruit, Ridicule and Ruination.
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
When Church bells, were the most beautiful sound you heard.
D-Bad
July 13th, 2012
What I miss about America is having a president who understood what capitalism and free enterprise are and actually understood that they are inseperable from a free, democratic people.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
When a corpseman worked in a funeral parlor.
D-Bad
July 13th, 2012
What I miss about America is the time when a billion dollars was a lot of money.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
When you had to go to a bar to find someone that was wee wee’d up.
D-Bad
July 13th, 2012
Good manners and common decency. I miss those. Junior high bullies abusing a 68-year lady bus monitor shouldn’t exist in America.
Alfa06
July 13th, 2012
I will miss not being forced to use recycled toilet paper.
Alfa06
July 13th, 2012
I will miss bacon that not’s made from an organic, soy-based protein substitute supplied by the government.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
When the government didn’t butt in and demand that sodomy and lewd behavior be recognized as Holy Matrimony.
Alfa06
July 13th, 2012
I will miss punching hippies in the face.
Alfa06
July 13th, 2012
I misunderstood the contest…my bad.
Alfa06
July 13th, 2012
I miss when pepper spraying a belligerent protester wasn’t consider an act equal to Nazi-level barbarity.
Bad Brad
July 13th, 2012
“I will miss punching hippies in the face.”
WTF? Nobody told me that. Shit!
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when “Our Values” really were Our Values.
Steaming Pyle
July 13th, 2012
I miss the time when every dull, bratty kid didn’t have stratospheric self-esteem.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when Hillary wouldn’t be tree ring dated at 300 years old.
Jerry Manderin
July 13th, 2012
I miss the time before Barack Obama was elected president.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when trees and plants happily gobbled up our carbon emissions, giving back oxygen that Al Gore didn’t breathe.
RosalindJ
July 13th, 2012
Boy am I late to this. I know all the good ones aren’t taken, but y’all have done a remarkable job listing how things have shifted, so I’m going to offer a comment outside the contest.
I like Chalupa’s remark up thread: “The days when a dirtbag that murdered 13 service men and women on American soil would be taken out and hanged the same day.”
To me, it embodies so much of the sideways shifts reflected in the culture, the legal system and the military.
- that there would even be an officer of ME descent whose extremist views were reported and ignored due to ‘cultural senthitivities’ (to me a feminization of what is supposed to be our warrior/defenders). I can’t imagine a Japanese shrink during WWII being anywhere near a position of authority in our military while basically saying ‘Hey, those State Shintoists have got it going on’.
- that he was not summarily hanged.
- that the media began pissing themselves doing the enlightened apologist hand-wringing dance.
- that he’s sitting, fully bearded, housed and fed, playing the system, all maintained at taxpayer expense because the bastard is still alive.
- that there are American citizens so brain-dead that think he should be found innocent either because his view are ‘culturally correct’ for him and hey! Who are we to judge?, or not guilty by reason of mental defect, whereupon he would be housed, fed and treated at taxpayer expense.
“Thinking a tomato is not a fruit is wrong. Thinking a tomato is a suspension bridge is very wrong.”
We are squarely in suspension bridge territory in so many ways.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when there was an attempt to actually keep communists out of Hollywood.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
Eloquently stated Rosalind – thank you.
Callmelennie
July 13th, 2012
Days when I didn’t feel I had to get personally involved to save this country
Callmelennie
July 13th, 2012
The days when my dad’s prediction that Christians would one day be persecuted in the US seemed a little quaint
Blinddog
July 13th, 2012
I miss not having a President who didn’t kill American citizens at will.
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
The days when the media actually did their job and reported on things in a truthful and unbiased manner.
Callmelennie
July 13th, 2012
The days when a grown man would get his nose splattered across his face for publically calling the mother of six children a c#nt
Chalupa
July 13th, 2012
When presidents had military experience, not legal experience.
Callmelennie
July 13th, 2012
The days when a guy who would be barred from enlisting in the Army as a Private would also be barred from being the Commander in Chief
norman einstein
July 13th, 2012
When the U.S. Olympic team proudly wore uniforms that were Made in Ameria.
Callmelennie
July 13th, 2012
The days where the religion that founded America gets at least the same fair shake as the religion that mass murders Americans
Bad Brad
July 13th, 2012
These comments are so good, we need to send them to the Romney camp. Awesome.
Callmelennie
July 13th, 2012
The days when the Federal Government would sue you for NOT enforcing federal laws
Geri
July 14th, 2012
I miss the days when the members of the United Nations were considered guests, privileged to be allowed to congregate on our soil, instead of how they now conduct themselves as if they own the place and the people of the USA and are given a voice in our concerns, while we the people have NO voice now.
I also miss the days when I was SURE we were NOT on anyone’s terrorist list because we loved our country, our freedom, believed in the 2nd amendment, and desired our borders to be closed to illegal entry.
Chalupa
July 14th, 2012
The days when vandals, violent rioters and public defecating deadbeats would be sternly criticized by the president and members of Congress, not coddled.
Chalupa
July 14th, 2012
The days when the only crescent moons you would find in America were on it’s outhouses.
Callmelennie
July 14th, 2012
The days when Melanesian tribesmen from New Guinea seemed MORE alien to me than half of my fellow citizens
todak
July 14th, 2012
When Congress still had the balls to investigate and if necessary, impeach crooked, law-breaking, (im/a)moral sons-of-bitches, ala Nixon and Clinton.
Callmelennie
July 14th, 2012
The days when getting your ass handed to you in oral arguments in front of the Supreme Court meant you lost the case
todak
July 14th, 2012
Having Jimmy Carter as President.
todak
July 14th, 2012
When churches were churches and not a federally recognized non-profit, tax-exempt organization. (Does that not somehow violate the 1st Amendment?)
Callmelennie
July 14th, 2012
Where 1984 was considered a work of fiction and not a blueprint for success
Where 1984 was considered a work of fiction and the Constitution of the United States wasn’t
ussjimmycarter
July 14th, 2012
When I could smoke a cigarette without some nanny do gooder coming up to me to tell me about my health!
When men didn’t wear their pants below their butts
When we were taught to fight back and not be a victim
When real movie stars were taller than 5’2″ and were not real life sissies!
Chalupa
July 14th, 2012
The days when having a hybrid engine meant having blowers, dual carbs, superchargers…
Callmelennie
July 14th, 2012
The days when $1592 could buy a POUND of Gold, as opposed to an ounce
Callmelennie
July 14th, 2012
The days when the life expectancy of a traitor who had just shot 13 of his fellow American soldiers could be measured in nanoseconds
sybilll
July 14th, 2012
When I could exhibit my patriotism by waving flags, saying the Pledge, singing God Bless America, and not being placed on a right-wing terrorist watchlist by Homeland Security.
Timwi
July 14th, 2012
There are an embarrassment of riches here in these comments.
pizzago
July 14th, 2012
Where becoming wealthy was a desirous goal, not the object of scorn.
SgtZim
July 14th, 2012
Relatively cheap energy.
People being reserved about their sexual proclivities.
Enjoying patriotic holidays and events without compulsory counterpoints, protests, and reeducation.
Callmelennie
July 14th, 2012
When people who made Harvard Law Review would be more than happy to show you their college transcripts
When you couldn’t get elected dogcatcher if you refused to produce your college transcripts
Callmelennie
July 14th, 2012
When you couldn’t enlist in the Army as a drummer boy if you produced an online version of your birth certificate
Chalupa
July 14th, 2012
When the majority of new jobs created weren’t government jobs.
Chalupa
July 14th, 2012
When the public could enjoy “our” public lands without heavy handed interference from the BLM, forest service etc.
Jethro
July 14th, 2012
When a military vet could display an American flag ANYWHERE HE DAMN WELL CHOSE TO!
exceller
July 14th, 2012
I miss those days when Nasa’s main mission didn’t involve a Muslim outreach project and when a high school football team could say a prayer before a ballgame without being sued.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America when a 12 year old thought a blackberry was fun to pick and eat.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss the American light bulbs that don’t reguire a Haz-Mat suit to clean ip if broken.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss toilets that actually flush the stuff on the first try.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss when a rainbow was a beautiful end to a summer rain and not a group of almost naked men spanking each other in public.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America that didn’t sneer at you for not bringing your own bags to the grocery store.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America that grew corn to eat and not to water down gasoline.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America when the nine most dangerous words were : “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
mkultra
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America where a citizen could build a house on their own property without approval from the EPA.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America when people expected summer to be hot and snow in the winter and it wasn’t because my pick-up has a V-8.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 14th, 2012
I woke up this morning to find that there was a marathon contest going on. Great comments everybody.
Reading through these is like looking through an old photo album and reminiscing about more simpler and innocent days.
I miss the innocence.
I miss the days when chewing gum and talking during class were considered the worst offenses by school children.
I miss the days when parents believed the teacher when their kid was punished for acting up.
I miss when competition made you a better person.
mkultra
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America where defining marriage as a union between one man and one woman wasn’t considered radical hate speech.
mkultra
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America where a single billionaire NAZI collaborator didn’t undermine the political process by funding 500+ non-profit communist front groups.
Callmelennie
July 14th, 2012
Where even people raised by wolves would know about a President’s budget being UNANIMOUSLY rejected by Congress, not once but twice
mkultra
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America where a college graduate could name the three branches of government.
mkultra
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America where citizens would be wary of a candidate whose mother’s hobby was fornicating with bisexual communist pornographers.
Star Thrower
July 14th, 2012
1. I miss never having to worry that my president would bow to a Saudi.
2. I miss accusing a Democrat of being a Marxist without being called a racist.
3. I miss ‘socialist’ not being a pejorative.
4. I miss the media telling the truth at least once a month.
5. I miss no longer being able to tell young people that their lives will get better as they get older.
6. I miss my 100 watt light bulbs.
7. I miss not having to check the cast of every movie to see if I have to boycott it because it stars some moronic Leftist.
8. I miss the White House being treated with respect, not a gym, a playground, or a hangout for militant gays.
9. I miss believing that if the shit hits the fan, America has Israel’s back.
10. I miss the days when our enemies feared us, instead of laugh at us behind our backs.
11. I miss having a FLOTUS who didn’t berate us every chance she gets.
12. I miss when green meant money and not the environment.
13. I miss the days when a president could still be impeached.
14. I miss the bust of Winston Churchill.
15. I miss when terrorists were considered the bad guys and we the good guys.
16. I miss the days when the president of the United States didn’t leave out the word ‘Creator’ when quoting from the Declaration of Independence.
17. I miss that there is no longer any shame in being on food stamps.
18. I miss believing that Supreme Court Justices love and understand the Constitution better than I do.
19. I miss when high unemployment was anything over 5%.
20. I miss not having to compile lists like this.
Anonymous
July 14th, 2012
I miss the days when you were able to defend your family, your neighbors and yourself without fear of being arrested for murder.
Menderman
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America when Baseball players were role models to kids and not subjects for congress to interagate.
CrustyB
July 14th, 2012
I miss knowing that, in America, liberty is considered as sacred as life itself.
Guitar Mike
July 14th, 2012
Erector sets and Atari
Toaster
July 14th, 2012
Having a first lady that uses dressmakers instead of upholsterers.
Eric Roeske
July 14th, 2012
The children are what matter. I miss the kids being taught what being American should really mean to them throughout their entire education. That is all.
sTevo
July 14th, 2012
I miss the way commie used to be routed out.
sTevo
July 14th, 2012
I miss cheap gas and muscle cars.
sTevo
July 14th, 2012
I miss TSP in dish detergent.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
Pride in work, flag, and country; Respect for life, each other, and the founding; Love for family and God by all.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
The Telephone. The real old heavy duty black, beat someone to death with, table top phone with a cord you could swing from.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
Cars with real bumpers that could knock down a building without a scratch.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
65 cent per gallon gas
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
My old AAR Hemi Cuda
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
Soap that smelled like, Soap
Stranded in Sonoma
July 14th, 2012
I miss the days when the bankruptcy laws were used by private individuals and companies, and not by cities, counties, and states.
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
Soda that tasted great
Stranded in Sonoma
July 14th, 2012
@FreeMan – “Save Me Sarah” — Hemi AAR ‘Cuda! Hell yes!
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
No income tax
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
Free Speech
N words included
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
Hearing from any politician only twice a year
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 14th, 2012
100,000,000 fewer laws
Stranded in Sonoma
July 14th, 2012
Just something to remember for all of those that spoke about the islamo-scum that murdered his fellow soldiers at Fort Hood. He killed 14 people, not 13. Private Francheska Velez was pregnant at the time of her death. Because she was planning on having the baby and not aborting it, this means she considered it a human life and so should we. Therefore, Hasan the Cowardly Scum killed 14 people. I know the gov’t is only going after 13 murder charges. Also remember who is in our White House.
Anonymous
July 14th, 2012
I miss when government was by the people, for the people.
Robert Fine
July 14th, 2012
Not being able to trust the news media, entertainment media or my government.
Lance o Lot
July 14th, 2012
Saying “Land of the Free” without sarcasm.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 14th, 2012
I just watched “THIS IS THE ARMY” again. The opening credits listed half of the actors and half of the crew WITH THEIR MILITARY RANK (Lt. Ronald Reagan, Sgt. Joe Louis).
What I miss is the the support Hollywood used to give American military. The military has never been stingy about giving it back, even to leftists who want to make a movie.
Jethro
July 14th, 2012
@Freeman and Stranded
I thought the AAR was only available in 340 six pack.
Jethro
July 14th, 2012
SAVOGAN TSP is available at Home Depot and Lowes in the paint department.
http://www.amazon.com/Savogran-10621-Trisodium-Phosphate-TSP/dp/B0001GOGQW
Add TSP to your diswasher:
1 Fill your washing machine’s detergent reservoir with automatic dish washing detergent to just below the fill line.
2 Add 1/4 teaspoon of tri-sodium phosphate on top of the detergent.
3 Close the lid of the detergent dispenser. You want the tri-sodium phosphate and detergent to dispense at the same time in the wash cycle.
4 Run the dishwasher as usual with a full load.
5 Inspect the dishes. If they are not as clean as desired, increase the amount of tri-sodium phosphate by 1/4-teaspoon on the next load. Stop increasing the amount once your dishes come out sparkling clean.
Tips & Warnings
Avoid the temptation to add excess amounts of tri-sodium phosphate to your dishwasher. Too much of it can etch metal or discolor your dishes.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss english speaking customer service reps.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when kids who acted up got a spanking instead of Ritalin and an Xbox.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when police pulled you over to tell you you had a headlight or turn signal out instead of an automatic ticket.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when the laws meant equality instead of whoever has the most money.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss not seeing chain gangs for violent criminals instead of cable and law classes.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss warching the stars at night instead of who’s watching me.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss sneaking off to smoke, 30 years later now I don’t for fear of a ticket.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss fresh from the udder cowmilk, not this watered down white fluid they sell in the stores.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss buying ceral for the prizes in the box…..to get you to buy the ceral.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when calling the neighbor meant yelling over to them “want to have a cookout?”
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss having insurance that when something happened…you were automatically covered.
Saxindacity
July 14th, 2012
This should be required reading in our public school social studies classes next school year (instead of the liberal indoctrination that our children are now subject to)
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss dollar night at the chicken ranch….LOL just kidding everyone knows its $300.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss seeing illegals in handcuffs instead of foodstamp or assistance lines.
99th Squad Leader
July 14th, 2012
America strong and free, not on life support.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss beware of dog signs, instead of beware of attorneys.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss hot chicks versus todays women trying to look like men.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when Michael Jackson was young talented and black.
Lance o Lot
July 14th, 2012
I miss the America when a guy who liked a peter in his can was called a deviant, not a congressman.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when Motown music was something besides, kill the cracka, rape the ho, steal the drugs.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss teasing the neighbors jackasses, teasing democrats just isn’t the same, jackasses are at least challenging.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss being able to comment without fear of being swatted.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss not knowing if the chick your talking to to is a woman or not.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when gays stayed in the closet.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss the days when choking the chicken didn’t mean PETA or animal control would arrest you.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when Pot was considered dope or a drug unlike this psychotic bathsalt shit.
Bad Brad
July 14th, 2012
@Jethro
“I thought the AAR was only available in 340 six pack.”
You are correct.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when people use to help themselves versus standing with the handout.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when hard work meant prosperity, not pay your fair share to all others or face penalties, fees, taxes or fines.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when “you could teach a man to fish” instead of drawing a crowd who all want your fish.
citizenjane
July 14th, 2012
Not having to press 1 for English.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when the police could Billy club, mace and sig dogs on snot nosed hippy protesters.
D-Bad
July 14th, 2012
What I miss about America is the common understanding by everyone that we are a great country of decent hardworking people with a bright future for our kids.
pa.hunter
July 14th, 2012
REAL men
D-Bad
July 14th, 2012
What I miss about America is the sense of commitment to the next generation so they have it better than we did. Instead, between Obamacare and other entitlements, we oldsters are robbing the youngsters with crushing financial burdens.
BILL
July 14th, 2012
Getting into a FIST fight. Not like these chicken sh-t kids with guns now.
stloucat
July 14th, 2012
A sense of community, a pride in the bounty God has bestowed upon us, the appreciation for being here, however we came to be here, and a determination to leave our beloved country better than we found her.
Our current selfishness, slavish devotion to multiculturalism and political correctness, and an unwillingness to do the hard work to earn the blessing given us by God and our forebearers is discouraging… agreed — but remember two things: 1) the mirror the media holds up to us is NOT reflective of me or my countrymen and 2) we have the power to restore the values that make our country not only great, but truly good.
Yes, King Barry, the arc of history does indeed bend, but it will not break!
BILL
July 14th, 2012
having a real Attorney General, not a race baiting hatemonger,that won’t do his job.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 14th, 2012
@Jethro — Yes, the AAR ‘Cuda did come stock with the 340 Six-Pack, and only in 1970. Some enterprising lads probably took a few Hemi ‘Cudas (70 and 71) and dressed them up AAR style.
Bad Brad
July 14th, 2012
Seen a couple in A body mopars too. I watched a Duster launch from a stop light and do the prettiest wheel stand you’ve ever seen. Until he got off the throttle. Wasn’t much left of his 8 quart pan.
Nutjob
July 14th, 2012
I miss when the Klan was considered racists instead of anyone not a democrat.
ChiefIlliniCake
July 14th, 2012
Sorry gang…busy burying my Grandma this weekend.
Did anybody say “I miss the America that would rather starve than accept food stamps”?
Let alone the America that would NEVER dream of advertising the program to make it cool for others to hop on the cancerous tit of Socialism?
That’s the America I miss.
sTevo
July 14th, 2012
I miss Kung Fu…the original.
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