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I’d say there’s another area that looks to need more attention
Begging for boobs: Chrissy, 37, believes her ‘original’ idea standing on a busy street corner will help her raise $5,058 for breast implants
Chrissy, from Rittman, Ohio, has been standing on the corner of Manchester Road and Carnegie Avenue in Akron near a blue motorbike with her sign and bodyguard.
She said: ‘I see people panhandling (begging) everyday, so why not panhandle for boobs.
‘It’s original. I’ve never seen anybody else do it.’
Norma Stits should spread the boobs around. At some point a person has enough boob.
Goldenfoxx
July 13th, 2012
By the looks of her crotch, she also needs a diaper.
cfm990
July 13th, 2012
A Lopadicktomy
Bad Brad
July 13th, 2012
Yeah, either she’s got an afro for pubes or she’s a man baby.
Bob M.
July 13th, 2012
Yeah, but who would WANT Biden & Holder implanted in their chest?!?!
AvgDude
July 13th, 2012
WTF?… I think she needs a Maxipad too.
the aardvark
July 13th, 2012
Maybe after she gets done standing on the corner begging for bigger boobs she goes to Walmart. She’s a perfect contender for the people of Walmart webpage.
CrustyB
July 13th, 2012
I don’t like fake boobs. They feel cold on my face.
Reiuxcat
July 13th, 2012
Hips would be nice.
venturaguy
July 13th, 2012
camel toes? more like camel nose
Toaster
July 13th, 2012
She’s been hanging around teh stoopid ones a bit too much.
Efficacy
July 13th, 2012
Never saw a beaver bikini before!
Edith McCrotch
July 13th, 2012
That’s just nuts.
sleeping giant
July 13th, 2012
jeez…tough crowd, here…I hit that in a heart beat.
It saddens me that she thinks she needs big fake man-made tits to be wanted.
I prefer natural tits….tiny or large…doesn’t matter.
Bad Brad
July 13th, 2012
You might need to flip her over.
Moxie Man
July 13th, 2012
I had forgotten bout Norma Stits. But, noooooo, I had to look her up. Thanks a bunch!
JLLJ
July 13th, 2012
Is that a Brillo pad or a maxipad?
Boobie the Racist Dog
July 13th, 2012
What? Doesn’t TAMPAX come in sizes for EMACIATED gals? That Kotex looks like she left the wrapper on it. Lotta good that’ll do.
F.D.R. in Hell
July 13th, 2012
[give me the high-sign if you see Eleanor coming...]
Q: If you pay for them, do you get Visitation Rights?
GM Car Of The Future
July 13th, 2012
@ FDR
You’re cruisin’ for another, lower Circle, huh Frankie?
m00pa
July 13th, 2012
It’s not a motor bike it’s a Harley Davidson Dyna, need to lean up that engine a bit, those Rhinehart pipes are blueing up, it’s a quick adjustment, it will run better and won’t backfire at all when you get of the throttle. Nice paint & badlander set though … Who’s the wierd chick?
Isobel Ingoldesthorpe
July 13th, 2012
Some people have no shame.
Unneutral
July 13th, 2012
Stand by Chrissy, Obama will be offering free boob jobs before you know it.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
July 13th, 2012
She’s 37 and she’s just NOW worried about her boobs?
lol
How about matching her parts, instead? She looks like she was pasted together from 3 different women.
And buy some tampon, dammit.
Eric
July 13th, 2012
I’m just guessing here but, it seems to me a body guard is going to cost more than the boobs.
Why doesn’t she just work for the money to buy boobs like every other stripper?
Bad Brad
July 13th, 2012
Eric, He’s getten paid by the barter system.
African hunter
July 14th, 2012
Looks to me her bitty boobs need to be sucked gently while being banged 4 or 5 times a day , This treatment would build up everything lol
FreedomCat
July 14th, 2012
Again, what is with all of the d..ass people in Ohio, but then again you are talking about Akron/Cleveland area. Pretty much dem/prog territory for ya.
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Ricky
July 14th, 2012
That’s not a Camel toe..it’s a Moose knuckle.
forget the implants. give her a reciepe for pasta and a rolling pin.. to enhance her chest the old fashion way.
fubar
July 14th, 2012
Please God, asteroid. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
AvgDude
July 14th, 2012
fubar, I say that same prayer almost every day.
Anonymous
July 14th, 2012
could use a small snake in that valley
Noelegy
July 14th, 2012
Boobs are made of fat, which women are told is bad. So they starve themselves down to very little body fat, and then want artificial boobs implanted. Crazy world.