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Muslim Brotherhood opens new AllahCare clinics
Diogenes’ Middle Finger
Dr. Ali Ben Twfeek administers Allahcare to Muhammad Mahmoud Shiitt
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scribble
July 12th, 2012
And everyone thought obama modeled obamacare on Romneycare.
Twellsy
July 12th, 2012
With obowwowcare, things to come.
Bob M.
July 12th, 2012
I think I already HAVE that HMO…
Poonces
July 12th, 2012
“Could you take a little off the top?
Tim
July 12th, 2012
The scary part is that Muhammad went to the hospital because of chronic flatulence.
Bad Brad
July 12th, 2012
What a backasswards people. My dentist has the pneumatic version.
reddecaesari
July 12th, 2012
i wonder if his H.o.M.O. covers anus expansion?
Unneutral
July 12th, 2012
You wuss, get rid of that rock chip and get a 10 pound sledge hammer, and put your weight behind it.
cfm990
July 12th, 2012
Ignorant fking barbarians. That’s a molar chisel, ya dope.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 12th, 2012
After that procedure, he’s changing his name to I-Zheet M’Drurz.
ed
July 12th, 2012
No, No, No, the “health care provider” is using the wrong instrument. He should be using a SLEDGE HAMMER instead of a rock…sheesh
old_oaks
July 12th, 2012
That will teach you not to whistle at the goats!
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
July 12th, 2012
For the women folk, this treatment is delivered with an AK 47.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 12th, 2012
muzzy dental floss – hate to see what his drill looks like.
norman einstein
July 12th, 2012
Youse guys got this all wrong!
That’s not a dental procedure. It’s cosmetic surgery!
The patient wants that latest 7th Century trendy facial enhancement known as the “cleft palate”.
I’m too thexthy for my thirt…
Chuck U Farley
July 12th, 2012
Dr. Ali – “I promise, when I am finished you will have no problem whistling for your goatfriend. I mean ‘girlfriend’.”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 12th, 2012
That’s gotta be a joke. It’s just gotta. I mean, even the fookin NAMES: Twofeek and Shiitt.
simply enraged
July 12th, 2012
Damn!! They’re far further advanced than I had thought!
Harleybob
July 12th, 2012
He should have used a AK, it quicker.
Justsomebody
July 12th, 2012
Thank you sir, may I have another?
No lollipops, if you behave you get a 3 month
old goat.
Corona
July 12th, 2012
“It’s so safe you wouldn’t believe it!”
123321123321
July 12th, 2012
Islamic medicine consists of Camel Milk and Urine mixtures, anise seed oil, and right fly wings (since they have a cure on them) as per the “Profit” Mohammad.
123321123321
July 12th, 2012
Oh yeah, passages of the Quran used as a talisman to ward off evil.
123321123321
July 12th, 2012
And those passages HAVE to be in Arabic, because that is the only dialect Allah knows.
Richard 654
July 12th, 2012
I didn’t know Samuel L. Jackson was an oral surgeon.
Tony R
July 12th, 2012
I guess this qualifies as the “cure is worse than the disease.”
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
July 12th, 2012
Tim – “chronic flatulence” you say?
Did you know that, abscess makes the fart go Honda
asta risborn
July 13th, 2012
filthy mosqrats!
notawholelottalove
July 13th, 2012
This is what FREE Healthcare looks like……….