Home - by Cardigan - July 12, 2012 - 16:15 America/New_York - 29 Comments
July 12th, 2012
And everyone thought obama modeled obamacare on Romneycare.
With obowwowcare, things to come.
I think I already HAVE that HMO…
“Could you take a little off the top?
The scary part is that Muhammad went to the hospital because of chronic flatulence.
What a backasswards people. My dentist has the pneumatic version.
i wonder if his H.o.M.O. covers anus expansion?
You wuss, get rid of that rock chip and get a 10 pound sledge hammer, and put your weight behind it.
Ignorant fking barbarians. That’s a molar chisel, ya dope.
Stranded in Sonoma
After that procedure, he’s changing his name to I-Zheet M’Drurz.
No, No, No, the “health care provider” is using the wrong instrument. He should be using a SLEDGE HAMMER instead of a rock…sheesh
That will teach you not to whistle at the goats!
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
For the women folk, this treatment is delivered with an AK 47.
Stirrin the B.S.
muzzy dental floss – hate to see what his drill looks like.
Youse guys got this all wrong!
That’s not a dental procedure. It’s cosmetic surgery!
The patient wants that latest 7th Century trendy facial enhancement known as the “cleft palate”.
I’m too thexthy for my thirt…
Chuck U Farley
Dr. Ali – “I promise, when I am finished you will have no problem whistling for your goatfriend. I mean ‘girlfriend’.”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
That’s gotta be a joke. It’s just gotta. I mean, even the fookin NAMES: Twofeek and Shiitt.
Damn!! They’re far further advanced than I had thought!
He should have used a AK, it quicker.
Thank you sir, may I have another?
No lollipops, if you behave you get a 3 month
“It’s so safe you wouldn’t believe it!”
Islamic medicine consists of Camel Milk and Urine mixtures, anise seed oil, and right fly wings (since they have a cure on them) as per the “Profit” Mohammad.
Oh yeah, passages of the Quran used as a talisman to ward off evil.
And those passages HAVE to be in Arabic, because that is the only dialect Allah knows.
I didn’t know Samuel L. Jackson was an oral surgeon.
I guess this qualifies as the “cure is worse than the disease.”
FreeMan - "Save Me Sarah"
Tim – “chronic flatulence” you say?
Did you know that, abscess makes the fart go Honda
July 13th, 2012
This is what FREE Healthcare looks like……….
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