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Madame Tussauds has nuthi’n on Mattel.

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X marks the spot.

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‘Air” cattle prod.

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Paul, is that your hand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. My hand is not in my pocket, Nancy.

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Paul quick, pull out the laser bullshit device, I am about to speak.

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You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT.

NObama2012!

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Let’s see where did I put that chloroform?

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Paul Winchells’ new dummy

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Already Nancy, we know your hiding the oversized gavel. Where is it?

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“Speak Truth to Power”
But you bitches won’t listen.

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Paul: Will Obamatax remove this big pink zit I have?

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Barak and Moose are dressed up to go on
“Lets Make A Deal”

(Thats Moose in the back,but we all knew that)

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“And see? When I make her talk, you don’t even see my lips move!”

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“Missing”

(O.K. wishful thinking)

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Two grinning idiots pose for a photograph.

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See…..you just squeeze her left butt cheek and she smiles.

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See, just pull the wire like this. And her face tightens up.

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New for Christmas:
Congressional Inaction Figures.

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I know she’s not much to look at but at least she doesn’t look like bigfoot

+3

“Sorry, Charlie.”

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The Japanese make much hotter Sex-bots.

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You know why Nancy’s asshole is so close to her vajayjay? So I can carry her like this!

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“Paul, I told you not to use that much botox. Now my jaw is frozen shut. No Lewsinskys for you this month!”

+1

Nancy, for God’s sake, start wearing a pad. It’s embarassing and expensive to keep covering those acid burns on other people’s carpets”.

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Nancy, for God’s sake, start wearing a pad. It’s embarrassing and expensive to keep covering those acid burns on other people’s carpets”.

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Snap the damn picture, I’m turtlenecking over here.

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“Say Cheesy Preezy”

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That’s Paul Pelosi and his Mom, Mrs. Pelosi, right?

+1

Tweedle-Dumb & Tweedle-Dumber.

+1

Ventriloquism usually creeps me out… Luckily this dummy doesnt look too life-like though

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Did they airbrush out the knife?

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Ya’ll laugh … she may be ugly and has sucked off half the longshoremen in America, but through her speakership she’s doubled our money!

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Nah, I despise her so much that if I commented I would get thrown off the internet for life. Gross is the best I can do and not get arrested.

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Thank you Viagra…. The High Hard One did it’s job again.

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Oh, the above post would be a voice balloon by Paul.

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Lord and Lady Douchebag!

http://youtu.be/K_b3oPslctA

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Hey! Don’t blame me!! I tried to buy a Pam Anderson blow-up doll, but this was the only model they had left.

+7

@Stirrin,

Impassioned losers
Wrestle as one
She wants a meal ticket
And has none
New mother picks up
And abandons her son
Stuck in Hawaii
Gran and Gramp, they weren’t young.

Cold hearted orb
That rules the night
Removes the colors
From our sight
Red is gray and
Yellow white
Now everything is
Black and white
And
Mostly white

+7

Man, if I could only choke her out and get away with it…Heh heh…

+1

Let’s all hope that picture is headed for a milk carton…

+2

Her shoes are pointed like her head.

+1

Nancy, for an old botox, silicon filled, face lifted bag, your tits are pretty perky.

+1

“Thank God I’m gay.”

+4

Nice work Norman!

+2

Paul: I should have f****d her in the mouth instead of her ass.

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“But if you choose not to contribute $200 to the Obama Campaign, you must share a dining table with this cheerful couple.”

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For sale to best offer: two used, worn out window dummies. Poor condition, plastic droops, outdated, and stamped with the union label. No returns!

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Trying to think of where I’d seen that look before: On that deers face, right before I hit it with my truck.

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Hair dyed, teeth whitened, tummy tucked and frozen plastic surgery smiles from Mr. and Mrs. Nancy Pelosi’s.

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So that’s the stick up her ass?

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We will just have to pass it to see what’s in it!

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Well, I work the head and eyes with my left hand and the arms are on wires that I work with my right hand like so. But it is very hard to make her sound so stupid.

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Would you like a last cigarette? A Blindfold? Please step over to the wall….

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“Darling, you’re cork fell out.”

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looks like her maxipad (with left wings!) fell out of her crunt.

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“We’re goin’ to Hell!”

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I wore this stiff clingy dress so you could easily visualize how I look naked.

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Two corrupt destroying America.

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Red commies love pink.

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Now if I could just find my gun I’ll blow the head of this fuckin cunt bitch.

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Dick Nanman reaches for the remote of the freakishly human NanBot00 during a taxation demo at Comic-Con in San Diego.

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