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Gorilla glue??? – A sledgehammer is more like it!!!
Happy Freakin’ New Year!

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Looks like a Pre-BONDO picture.

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Hey Mchugelarge.. Quint. “here’s to drinkin’ with
bow legged women.”

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Put a cork and a fork in her- She’s done!

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Exactly, Tom! – “And swimmin’ between their..”
Happy New Year, the best to you.

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I’ve got 15 minutes to go in 1909 and my wif ish
wacthing me like fureakin halwke. Just needone mure,
no fer the road, i’mat home, fur da bed. Woppy enw
eary. Mo tom

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Happy New Year Eastern Standard Time…from the left coast…

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It’s NOW!!! – Happy New Year, all at iOTW!

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Happy New Year from GA to the iOTW community!!!

Thanks for all the hard work Admin Girl, Fur, Irony Curtain, Mr Hippie, Mr Pinko, and last, but not the least at all…snarkandboobs!

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Thank you all for attributing to my sanity. If
I didn’t have this outlet, with no golf, I would
surely go mad.

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Hey Tom! Happy New Year to you my friend!

You are A-1 in my book.

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Dittos.
ARF!

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@BFH- I saw THE SELF-PORTRAIT in other places but never realized it was your original work. It was a stroke (several, in fact) of genius. Hats off!

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Thank you reiuxcat and a Happy, healthy, and blessed
New Year to you and yours.

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Aye aye McHugey! It’s 2010 and we’ll need a bigger boat!

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More from Quint on our czars.
“Sometimes the shark looks right at ya.Right into your eyes.And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like dolls eyes. When he comes at ya,he doesn’t even seem to be livin’..’til he bites ya,and those black eyes roll over white and then…ah then you hear the terrible high=pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite your poundin’and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces.” Just thinkin’

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Happy New Year Everyone.
WOOO HOOO!!!
Party like the Amish,feel great in the morning.

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A Farging Cork Sucker if I remember the quote correctly TomMo.

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Ah . . . if only . . . the cork had kept going!

Question for left-coasters: Before the homo influx and before Haight-Ashbury, was San Francisco ever noted for being ODD in any way like it is today?

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Happy New Year everyone!

Boobie the Rocket Dog:

I’m 20 min south of San Fransicko. The Gold Rush brought a lot of nefarious characters and lawless ness, though I think they would be looked upon as quaint by current standards. Now it is like one giant open-air insane asylum. Ugh.

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To paraphrase a famouse movie line, We’re gonna need a bigger cork.
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow patients at IOTW!

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A cork! A cork! No! I’ve got something I want to put in her mouth (a patriot must sacrifice for the cause) but she has to take her teeth out first!

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Yeah,I’m pretty sure the glue will be needed. She strikes me as a spitter.
Bawney, on the other hand???

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She needs a bag over her head.

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Hey Cowgirl….Your post can be VERY misleading…I’ve seen times when you couldn’t even get to Daly City from the Bayshore in 20 minutes….Have you lived there long?

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Alpha Maser. My bit of smart-aleckism did not come
from a movie(farging cork sucker) It actually came from an old Joke. A young Irish lad came to America and applied to the Schaefer Brewing company
for a job. He had worked for 3 years at the Murphy Brewing Company in Co. Cork. The Brewmaster asked
him. “What kind of experience do you have, young man?” “Well sir, I was a cork soaker for three years at Murphy’s,” he replied. “Ahh we have
a lot of those here at the moment” said the Brewmaster. “You might want to try Reingold.”

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Hi, thanks for this comment

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