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Nike Pays For Tiger Woods’ post accident Plastic Surgery
… and Barney Frank is wishing he was sponsored by Oprah Magazine.
ht/ tom mo
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Leroy
December 31st, 2009
Would it be un-PC to mention Brillo® as a sponsor?
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Tom Mo
December 31st, 2009
Three Hours to go in what has been a disasterous
year for all of us. Including Tiger and Hiney.
I wish you at IOTW a Happy, Heathy, and Blessed
New Year.
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Chalupa
December 31st, 2009
Just screw it!
Sylvia
December 31st, 2009
Best Wishes for 2010
to one and all at IOTW and reading IOTW.
Hey, is it November yet?
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FrankG
December 31st, 2009
Best wishes from the West Coast (San Diego)…
RIghtwingfeather
December 31st, 2009
I’m thinking he has damage on the left side of his brain.
Just call me Doc
December 31st, 2009
RWF…I agree…major DANE BRAMAGE.
RIghtwingfeather
December 31st, 2009
Heeee Heeee…I remembert…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-XhDKfmP44
Just call me Doc
December 31st, 2009
He (Bob Nelson) was by far the hit of that show. That was back in 1984. I don’t recall him doing anything after Kindergarten Cop (the Chef/Boyfriend).
Chalupa
December 31st, 2009
He’ll end up like the rest of his ho’s- spit out the bottom of the porno bidness.
Stymie
December 31st, 2009
That facial droop is from too many strokes…
on the back nine.
Happy Noo Year!
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Ralph
December 31st, 2009
Leroy ma’man, good to see you hanging around here again.
Happy 2010 to all the IOTW denzions.
Chalupa
December 31st, 2009
“Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it” Rodney Dangerfield. Happy Vote the bums out New Year!
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ScratchNSniff
December 31st, 2009
I’ll second that motion Chalupa.
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Tom Mo
January 1st, 2010
Are stymie and ralph related? They always seem
to pop up together. Just curious, love them both.
Happy New Year. Stymie got a new Gilette Mach 3 for
Christmas. Ralph I wish you would stop smoking, your Mom should smack you fu*kin’ ass.
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Sylvia
January 1st, 2010
@Tom Mo – “Are stymie and ralph related?”
No, not related; just buddies.
New Year’s Confession:
I’m still not sure if Stymie’s Dad is my golf pro (HippieCritic’s theory) or the UPS guy at work.
Ralph came home from the hospital with us because nobody claimed him and he was outgrowing their bassinets. The nurses said he was smoking when he was born. They had pictures of burn holes in the placenta to prove it.
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Ralph
January 1st, 2010
Oh for Chrisssakes, what a crock of sh!t Sylvia is trying to peddle. That’s right, ride the coattails of Stymie’s intellect and my searing sarcasm.
Tell ‘em Stymie…Stymie?…WAKE UP Stymie!
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cfm990
January 1st, 2010
I always thought Ralph had the ability to blow smoke up your….
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Stymie
January 1st, 2010
Huh…wha? (reading thread…)
OMG! OMG! OMG!
Then…Leroy-the-Lovechild’s story about Sylvia and Tiger having an affair is probably a lie too!!!!!
It was probably that meter-reader from Potomac Electric.
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Jacob
January 1st, 2010
Government Motors paid for MY plastic surgery.
Ralph
January 1st, 2010
@Jacob
Looks more like SLAP CHOP® paid for your reconstructive work.
Stymie
January 1st, 2010
HEY LEROY!
Don’t just sit there hanging around,
I wanna see a birth certificate! NOW!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 1st, 2010
@LeRoy-
Love the Av. Ranks up there with Ladygun.
Are we ever getting daring here . . .
dubious
January 1st, 2010
Nike pays for Tiger….. Tiger pays for nookie
LadyGun12
January 1st, 2010
Ralph! Stymie! Leroy! So good to see all of you in the same room!
Thanks, Boobie!
Chalupa
January 1st, 2010
I have newfound respect for Tiger- he was invited to speak at obozo’s inauguration but didn’t bow down- he supported our military-Lord have mercy on him.Thanks A.T. No wonder the liberal media is happy to destroy him.