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Haha Booker Dano! Funny Comment!

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HYPE, our entire nation ran by Hypeman! You think he is scary, you should see who has their arm up his a$$).

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That damned 8-ball is addictive! I keep asking questions and laughing my ass off at the replies.

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Ira you are so right we are still cleaning the stink out from Billy Klinton, Hey Ira I hear the toilet in the Oval Orifice, had to be stored in a hazardous waste sight, after it was clogged with all the Sh#* Bubba put out.

Ira I think you should do something to help Mother earth. Eliminate yourself!

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Barack the Magic……. 8 Ball.

Can I send THESE as xmas gifts?

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Ba-rack the ma-gic 8 ball
lives on the ‘net
he will take care of you
with his wis-dom said

ohhhhh Ba-rack the ma-gick 8 ball
will in-spire on cue
just click on his tin foil hat
the an-swers clear to you

everybody join in …

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Ba-rack the ma-gick 8 ball
with his ramblin’ verse
he’ll cause us all to panic
with his mighty curse

ohhh Ba-rack the ma-gick 8 ball
free to everyone
just give him a click on his head
and the good times are undone!

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everybody join in…

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Ba-rack the magic eight ball
And his commie pals
Are using Cloward Piven strategy
To take the wind out of our sails!

Ba-rack the magic eight ball
Is a marxist a-hole
Don’t you dare stare at his nose too long
Or you’ll see that ugly mole!

All together now!

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u guys (and gals) have just made me spend the last 15 minutes cleaning the ice tea i just blew all over my keyboard… laughing at that damn song. dammit. what have yall got against my Dell? LOL

PS: i actually knew and was pretty good friends with the lady who wrote Puff The Magic Dragon. her pen name, IIRC, was “Shelby Rene” and i knew her as the owner of the Moose Creek Lodge outside of Eielson AFB, AK, back in the late 70s early 80s. no shit.

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You guys are an impressive lot!
Who among you dares to send us an MP3 of your composed little ditty?
We would post it immediately!!!

Send to info@iowntheworld.com

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Oh.. and BTW -
the new 8-Ball (the deluxe version) coming soon!

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the lyrics I posted are sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon

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reeko – very cool story. did you ever ask her what the lyrics mean?

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why, yes i did. we talked in great detail about it. cannot remember a damn thing. ummm, beer was involved. i do remember that she didn’t get paid royalties though (she would be very rich) and i believe she said the sum of 1500 was paid to her.

let me try to think about what she told me. maybe my dead brain cells will come back to life…

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i just did some google work and apparently the world thinks that Peter Paul and Mary wrote it. if i recall correctly, she told me she sold it to “somebody in college” so it could’ve been one of them.

also, there is a reference to “Cherry Lane” and “Hona Lee” or Honah Lee, which through a daze and fog i remember, she told me it was the county/city (?) where the Judge Lee was (“Your Honor, Lee”) so the “land of Honah Lee” would’ve been that place. and close to the ocean, or an island. maybe Long Island? can’t remember… sorry. but it really was a children’s story about a magic dragon. she did not mean drugs. she did not like that.

i don’t think she was making it up. she also played bit parts in a couple old TV shows, like Gunsmoke or something like that. she was quite a gal. she had a “Pantomime Phantasy” show they did every week there that was really something. kinda like karaoke on steroids – where u dress up the part of the song. good memories. foggy on details. LOL

oh yea, one of my former friends up there then married her daughter. lost track over the years, have no clue where they are.

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lost track over the years, have no clue where they are.

Did u try the land of hanah lee?

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Reeko’s got an MP3 in his heart, I know it!

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i sent this Barack the Magic 8 Ball to everybody on my list. they ask, can we make one for Pelosi? Reid? Frank? Biden? Hillary?

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Well -
First of all, we appreciate the Reeko blitz! Keep that kind of thing coming!
But here are the problems we had creating those other balls:

-The Pelosi balls were 85% plastic and were so tight the jaws wouldn’t move.
-The Reid balls were covered with dry, crinkly gray hairs and you couldn’t see what was going on.
-The Frank balls were fused to some guy’s chin, like super glue, so we scratched that one.
- The Biden balls didn’t work. Biden’s mouth wouldn’t move without a foot suddenly appearing in it. So it was too buggy.
-Hillary Balls – have you seen the price of Brass lately?

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OMG stoppit… i just took my medication and i’m daffier than duck. damn but those little pink pills are goooood! woooohoooo…

on second thought, no, i wouldn’t want to see any of their balls.

unless they’re crystal.

(doesn’t she work at Hooters in Key West?)

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Cmon Reeko… make the MP3.
You’ll be an iOTW star!
They said they’d post it.
I can care less if it stinks.. I just wanna see if they’ll post it!

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This is too funny! I going to send to my friends!

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I love the 8 ball.. any chance of buying one?

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sometimes, when i take my medications, i sit in front of the ‘puter and play with Barack the Magic 8 Ball over and over and over…

he… speaks… to… me… //snap!//

hey! what just happened?

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[...] But if you still have questions about how and what to think, you can ask the Magic Obama 8 Ball. [...]

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Are you guys out of your minds!?! When Barack Obama sees this mockery he will be very, very upset. I just hope you all have a good escape plan.

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Looky everyone, THE Tom Mannis is asking if we have an escape plan.

We were hoping to just be able to run faster than you!

That’s all we got!

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This is funny as heck, I’m sending it out right away. One of my sisters may disown me for it, but what the heck.

Hey Ira, you should meet her, I think you two would get along great, she is a liberal whiner also.

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I asked to see his REAL birth certificate and he said “It will take time and effort”. Should have known. I’m going to post a link on my message board! LMAO!

http://upstatesc.proboards.com

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Thank you, HurrDurr for being a useful idiot. Most thinking Americans realize that I am desperately trying to “change” America from an oasis of entrepreneurship, individualism, freedom, growth and prosperity to a mecca for parasitic sloths who can rely on the government teet and revel in the stagflation of collectivism.
Thank GOD we’ve had control of the public school system so that we could produce the type of moron who wouldn’t recognize the dismantling of what made this country great.
Good job, Citizen Fukknutz.

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Be nice to embed it on the blog . . . .

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Do you think HurrDuh would like my blog . . . ?

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He/she/it would just love it!

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Wooohooo! potus! That’s the way to get back at those libby-sourpusses! LOL! They had their dings at Bush when he was in office, now it’s our turn to turn on the dings at this one! Oh, they can sure dish it out at the conservatives, but they surely can’t take it, eh? Ha!Ha!Ha!
Notice to “HurrDurr” – potus said, “Most thinking Americans”…..well, guess you’re not in that percentage, hence, potus has you in the correct category, “a useful idiot”!
RiteOn, potus! RiteOn!

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Ok, here’s my input to “Ba-rack the Magic 8 Ball”

Ba-rack the Ma-gic 8 ball,
signs a big bad bill,
and when he can’t get any his way
He’ll punch the dems on the hill!

Ooooo! Ba-rack the Ma-gic 8 ball,
Shuts his V – I – P,
Poor li’l man, that Joe Bi-den,
He’ll ne-ver get to be “P”!

Oooo! Ba-rack the Ma-gic 8 ball,
Says we’re all arro-gant!
And then he apolo-gizes with
The Euro-peans rant!

….all together now….

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I say, run Obama out of office in four years on a rail like that loser Jimmy Carter!

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Yeah, I do need to tighten up

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haha! Great!

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This is inspired!

(…although on a more personal level, I asked it 3 times “Am I going to make a million dollars writing next year?” And it didn’t seem to give me a straight answer!

Go figure?!?)

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Sounds like political speech to the nth degree. IF he really said what is on his mind, the nation would fire him from his job.

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“you are all loosers”

what’s a “looser”?

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This was hysterical! On the serious side, I want to express my congratulations and gratitude to the great men and women of the United States Marine Corps on their 234th anniversary. Not joining was one of the great mistakes and regrets of my life. You brave men and women are the BEST! GOD BLESS YOU ALL. As for our accidental president, just remember: “This too shall pass.”

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Ah, we have the illustrious Mr Pooh who seems to be fixated on anuses(Ani?), showing how open minded liberals are by wishing death upon those who disagree.

Don’t you just love how these “Enlightened”, “Loving” liberals always revert to their true fascist selves when confronted with speech they don’t like?

Mr Poo(h) You are proof that some “Open minds” need to be closed for repair.

“Marxism is an Ism that’s soon to be a Wasm”
Thomas Sowell

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Like a Cow in the Field, Outstanding.

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mrpoop writes: So, how it works to you is you relief some poor smo of his hard earned money under some promise you can make him more, all along knowing your just going to relieve him of his life savings, am I right so far?…um no mrpoop, you are not right so far….we cannot help it if you fell for some “get-rich quick scheme” and now want to blame it on capitalism. the problem with socialism is socialism, the problem with capitalism is capitialists. raising tides lift all boats….it’s just basic math dude!

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haha, good one, but..scary. anyway is too late now.

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Now that was funny but makes me sad as well. There was so much when this guy came to office, all to vain. I guess there are no true politicians around these days, all are……

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Now that was funny but makes me sad as well. There was so much when this guy came to office, all to vain. I guess there are no true politicians around these days, all are……

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Funny blog. That’s Obama.

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A game for pooh:

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/barry.htm

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Now we have someone impersonating BFH on iOTW? I better consult my own ball regarding that one.

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love it

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That leftist is a lot like Barack The Magic Eight Ball… programmed to repeat the mental flatulence of leftist dogma hoping someone is as foolish as he/she/it is to actually believe they are original thoughts. Must be awfully taxing on his/her/its two neurons.

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I asked him which was easier: shaving Michelle’s ass – or teaching her to walk backwards. Didn’t get a straight answer.

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Q: Should we ignore you or put you out of our misery:

A: The time for action is now.

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Bravo BigFurHat! Now to turn it into a Christmas gift item and get filthy rich!

Hey Mr. BigFurNuts, So tell me how this rich get richer poor get richer shit works, because someone has skipped a critical step, if I recollect.

Mr. Poo Poo Head,
It’s called free exchange, or Capitalism if you will. The rich man buys something from the poor. Something is produced and both get something they want (i.e. both make a profit). The total production of goods and services (that wealth to you) increases.

In the Progressive (i.e. Communist) model, wealth is taken from the rich man and given to the poor man, after an appropriate cut by the confiscating middle man (read Government). The poor man produces nothing in this exchange and the rich man having learn learned from this bit of robbery, produces less so there is less to steal. Wealth decreases.

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I asked “Should we impeach you?”

He answered “The time for action is now.”

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Q: Will you destroy America?
A: It’s time to start doing things differently.

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HAHA! Shit’s getting way too complicated for me. = the notification sound on my phone.

Sometimes I switch it out with.

There are white folks and then there are ignorant mother fcukers like you.

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Mr. Poo, I know how to end the problem right now.
When we have a Conservative President only Liberals will pay taxes. All the taxes collected will go to Conservative candidates and Conservative organizations. All Union dues will go to Conservatives. Conservatives will have “Free Pensions”, paid for by Liberals. Conservatives will spend “YOUR” money.

How long before you start screaming “that’s unfair”?

All liberals get it, just like all bank robbers get it. You don’t give a damn who’s money you steal.

Same problem with racism. Obama drones on about Slave Blood, yet he wants to make Americans his slaves!

The only thing Liberals don’t realize is that when our money is gone your beloved Obama won’t give any of the spoils he looted to you! You won’t be needed any longer. Obama wants everyone to suffer, while he keeps everything for himself!

Obama gets no respect because he has not earned it! Stolen money and a stolen presidency doesn’t crown you with respect.

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Gee all I got was a request for Obama 2012 campaign money…

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@MrPooh –

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

- Winston Churchill

‘Nuff said.

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Wow… combine it with Chia Pet Obama, and it’ll sell a BA-ZILLION! :-p

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I asked the magic 8 ball if Obama should be impeached and he said “The time for action is now.”

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Sorry Mr. Pinko didn’t see your post

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If the rich get richer and so does the poor. Then, why is there a widening gap between the two?
The rich person buys something from the poor so the poor gets richer?
What could a poor person have that the rich wants?
The middle class are even worse off,

“JP Morgan Tells Investors Why Middle Class Americans Are Screwed”

http://www.politicususa.com/en/jp-morgan-middle-class

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@ Major Mal Function
“Mr. Poo Poo Head,
It’s called free exchange, or Capitalism if you will. The rich man buys something from the poor. Something is produced and both get something they want (i.e. both make a profit). The total production of goods and services (that wealth to you) increases.”

So, who is the poor?
A business owner?
Someone who owns a restuarant?
A grocery store?, etc.
For, as I said before. What would a real poor person have that the rich could posibly want?

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@HurrDurr, Thaaaat’s it…oooooohhhhh….aaaahhhhh
oh yeah, righ, righ, right therrrrrre…mmmmmmmmmm
oh, oh, oh, ooooooohhhhhhhhh.

Now hold still, I’ll get you a towel.

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Hey, BFH, What did you do, sit down with IronyCurtain and Mr. Pinko and build robot caricatures of the dumbest progs you can imagine. You then had the robots comment on this post so that the rest of us look like we have 170 IQ’s

WELL THAT IS JUST GENIUS!!! THANK YOU!

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