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Barack the Magic 8 Ball
*UPDATE* “Barack the Magic 8 Ball Deluxe Edition” has arrived – loaded with even more vague and meaningless blather! CREATED BY the IOTW design staff – with no cooperation whatsoever by Barack Obama! Warning: Don’t get caught with your speakers down, you will want to hear BO’s answers! So think carefully, pose your questions and press the button!
If you’re like us, you’ve heard enough of Obama’s ramblings and incoherent answers. And in response to your flood of emails praising the Magic 8 Ball, we will be updating it regularly! Yippee, fun and Barack, who’d have thought?!
Booker Danno
February 15th, 2009
I sat there and realized I wasn’t getting any answers that made any sense – so I knew I was channeling the actual Barack!!!
Great job guys. This gets forwarded immediately!
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pamc
February 15th, 2009
Haha Booker Dano! Funny Comment!
TED
February 16th, 2009
HYPE, our entire nation ran by Hypeman! You think he is scary, you should see who has their arm up his a$$).
Ira Zitski
February 16th, 2009
Give the man a chance for Christ sakes! He has to clean up the mess from the worst president ever!
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Bill J
February 16th, 2009
Since 1981, all the presidents have been cleaning up the mess from the REAL worst president ever-Jimmy Carter!
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Bill J
February 16th, 2009
That damned 8-ball is addictive! I keep asking questions and laughing my ass off at the replies.
TopKat
February 16th, 2009
i did the 8 ball, i got the same answer 3 times, then a bunch of different answers. as usual, obama cant answer straight! yes, it is addictive, look forward to updates on it!
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Me So
February 16th, 2009
Ira you are so right we are still cleaning the stink out from Billy Klinton, Hey Ira I hear the toilet in the Oval Orifice, had to be stored in a hazardous waste sight, after it was clogged with all the Sh#* Bubba put out.
Ira I think you should do something to help Mother earth. Eliminate yourself!
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U Thant
February 16th, 2009
Barack Without The Teleprompter
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UNsecretarial
February 16th, 2009
Barack the Magic……. 8 Ball.
Can I send THESE as xmas gifts?
I hear a theme song
February 18th, 2009
Ba-rack the ma-gic 8 ball
lives on the ‘net
he will take care of you
with his wis-dom said
ohhhhh Ba-rack the ma-gick 8 ball
will in-spire on cue
just click on his tin foil hat
the an-swers clear to you
everybody join in …
tinaCL1
February 18th, 2009
Ba-rack the ma-gick 8 ball
with his ramblin’ verse
he’ll cause us all to panic
with his mighty curse
ohhh Ba-rack the ma-gick 8 ball
free to everyone
just give him a click on his head
and the good times are undone!
tinaCL1
February 18th, 2009
everybody join in…
NIce Deb
February 18th, 2009
Ba-rack the magic eight ball
And his commie pals
Are using Cloward Piven strategy
To take the wind out of our sails!
Ba-rack the magic eight ball
Is a marxist a-hole
Don’t you dare stare at his nose too long
Or you’ll see that ugly mole!
All together now!
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reeko
February 18th, 2009
u guys (and gals) have just made me spend the last 15 minutes cleaning the ice tea i just blew all over my keyboard… laughing at that damn song. dammit. what have yall got against my Dell? LOL
PS: i actually knew and was pretty good friends with the lady who wrote Puff The Magic Dragon. her pen name, IIRC, was “Shelby Rene” and i knew her as the owner of the Moose Creek Lodge outside of Eielson AFB, AK, back in the late 70s early 80s. no shit.
BigFurHat
February 18th, 2009
You guys are an impressive lot!
Who among you dares to send us an MP3 of your composed little ditty?
We would post it immediately!!!
Send to info@iowntheworld.com
BigFurHat
February 18th, 2009
Oh.. and BTW -
the new 8-Ball (the deluxe version) coming soon!
I hear a theme song
February 18th, 2009
the lyrics I posted are sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon
I hear a theme song
February 18th, 2009
reeko – very cool story. did you ever ask her what the lyrics mean?
reeko
February 18th, 2009
why, yes i did. we talked in great detail about it. cannot remember a damn thing. ummm, beer was involved. i do remember that she didn’t get paid royalties though (she would be very rich) and i believe she said the sum of 1500 was paid to her.
let me try to think about what she told me. maybe my dead brain cells will come back to life…
reeko
February 18th, 2009
i just did some google work and apparently the world thinks that Peter Paul and Mary wrote it. if i recall correctly, she told me she sold it to “somebody in college” so it could’ve been one of them.
also, there is a reference to “Cherry Lane” and “Hona Lee” or Honah Lee, which through a daze and fog i remember, she told me it was the county/city (?) where the Judge Lee was (“Your Honor, Lee”) so the “land of Honah Lee” would’ve been that place. and close to the ocean, or an island. maybe Long Island? can’t remember… sorry. but it really was a children’s story about a magic dragon. she did not mean drugs. she did not like that.
i don’t think she was making it up. she also played bit parts in a couple old TV shows, like Gunsmoke or something like that. she was quite a gal. she had a “Pantomime Phantasy” show they did every week there that was really something. kinda like karaoke on steroids – where u dress up the part of the song. good memories. foggy on details. LOL
oh yea, one of my former friends up there then married her daughter. lost track over the years, have no clue where they are.
Cadmus
February 18th, 2009
lost track over the years, have no clue where they are.
Did u try the land of hanah lee?
895LYuf
February 18th, 2009
Reeko’s got an MP3 in his heart, I know it!
reeko
February 19th, 2009
i sent this Barack the Magic 8 Ball to everybody on my list. they ask, can we make one for Pelosi? Reid? Frank? Biden? Hillary?
wa
February 19th, 2009
Well -
First of all, we appreciate the Reeko blitz! Keep that kind of thing coming!
But here are the problems we had creating those other balls:
-The Pelosi balls were 85% plastic and were so tight the jaws wouldn’t move.
-The Reid balls were covered with dry, crinkly gray hairs and you couldn’t see what was going on.
-The Frank balls were fused to some guy’s chin, like super glue, so we scratched that one.
- The Biden balls didn’t work. Biden’s mouth wouldn’t move without a foot suddenly appearing in it. So it was too buggy.
-Hillary Balls – have you seen the price of Brass lately?
reekoooooooo
February 19th, 2009
OMG stoppit… i just took my medication and i’m daffier than duck. damn but those little pink pills are goooood! woooohoooo…
on second thought, no, i wouldn’t want to see any of their balls.
unless they’re crystal.
(doesn’t she work at Hooters in Key West?)
cadmus
February 21st, 2009
Cmon Reeko… make the MP3.
You’ll be an iOTW star!
They said they’d post it.
I can care less if it stinks.. I just wanna see if they’ll post it!
isamom
February 23rd, 2009
This is too funny! I going to send to my friends!
dr, giggles
March 9th, 2009
I love the 8 ball.. any chance of buying one?
reeko
March 9th, 2009
sometimes, when i take my medications, i sit in front of the ‘puter and play with Barack the Magic 8 Ball over and over and over…
he… speaks… to… me… //snap!//
hey! what just happened?
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March 10th, 2009
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Tom Mannis
March 16th, 2009
Are you guys out of your minds!?! When Barack Obama sees this mockery he will be very, very upset. I just hope you all have a good escape plan.
bigfurhat
March 17th, 2009
Looky everyone, THE Tom Mannis is asking if we have an escape plan.
We were hoping to just be able to run faster than you!
That’s all we got!
samdoc
March 22nd, 2009
This is funny as heck, I’m sending it out right away. One of my sisters may disown me for it, but what the heck.
Hey Ira, you should meet her, I think you two would get along great, she is a liberal whiner also.
SLJAM
May 18th, 2009
I asked to see his REAL birth certificate and he said “It will take time and effort”. Should have known. I’m going to post a link on my message board! LMAO!
http://upstatesc.proboards.com
HurrDurr
June 21st, 2009
LOL, look at all the pathetic Republicans, thinking Barack is doing a bad job. Here’s news for ya: George W. Bush and George Bush Senior were a couple of terrible presidents. This guy is a savior compared to them.
Furthermore, I think you are all simply bigoted and allowing this to get in your way of viewing a great president as anything more than a black man.
Don’t try to deny it, you know it to be true.
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potus
June 21st, 2009
Thank you, HurrDurr for being a useful idiot. Most thinking Americans realize that I am desperately trying to “change” America from an oasis of entrepreneurship, individualism, freedom, growth and prosperity to a mecca for parasitic sloths who can rely on the government teet and revel in the stagflation of collectivism.
Thank GOD we’ve had control of the public school system so that we could produce the type of moron who wouldn’t recognize the dismantling of what made this country great.
Good job, Citizen Fukknutz.
Irish Cicero
July 16th, 2009
Be nice to embed it on the blog . . . .
Irish Cicero
July 17th, 2009
Do you think HurrDuh would like my blog . . . ?
BigFurHat
July 17th, 2009
He/she/it would just love it!
RiteOnTarget
July 22nd, 2009
Wooohooo! potus! That’s the way to get back at those libby-sourpusses! LOL! They had their dings at Bush when he was in office, now it’s our turn to turn on the dings at this one! Oh, they can sure dish it out at the conservatives, but they surely can’t take it, eh? Ha!Ha!Ha!
Notice to “HurrDurr” – potus said, “Most thinking Americans”…..well, guess you’re not in that percentage, hence, potus has you in the correct category, “a useful idiot”!
RiteOn, potus! RiteOn!
RiteOnTarget
July 22nd, 2009
Ok, here’s my input to “Ba-rack the Magic 8 Ball”
Ba-rack the Ma-gic 8 ball,
signs a big bad bill,
and when he can’t get any his way
He’ll punch the dems on the hill!
Ooooo! Ba-rack the Ma-gic 8 ball,
Shuts his V – I – P,
Poor li’l man, that Joe Bi-den,
He’ll ne-ver get to be “P”!
Oooo! Ba-rack the Ma-gic 8 ball,
Says we’re all arro-gant!
And then he apolo-gizes with
The Euro-peans rant!
….all together now….
naio
September 2nd, 2009
I say, run Obama out of office in four years on a rail like that loser Jimmy Carter!
cfm990
September 12th, 2009
Yeah, I do need to tighten up
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Jscheids
September 12th, 2009
haha! Great!
Mondo
October 23rd, 2009
This is inspired!
(…although on a more personal level, I asked it 3 times “Am I going to make a million dollars writing next year?” And it didn’t seem to give me a straight answer!
Go figure?!?)
Joanna
November 2nd, 2009
Sounds like political speech to the nth degree. IF he really said what is on his mind, the nation would fire him from his job.
Mr. Pinko
November 3rd, 2009
“you are all loosers”
what’s a “looser”?
Anonymous
November 9th, 2009
Obama’s answers make sense to those with half a brain… so consider this a litmus test, if his answers don’t make sense to you…. you’re a fcking moron
steven broiles
November 11th, 2009
This was hysterical! On the serious side, I want to express my congratulations and gratitude to the great men and women of the United States Marine Corps on their 234th anniversary. Not joining was one of the great mistakes and regrets of my life. You brave men and women are the BEST! GOD BLESS YOU ALL. As for our accidental president, just remember: “This too shall pass.”
MrPooh
November 16th, 2009
As for you morons that think our President is rambling, buck-up and except you are a brainless moron. I suggest you crawl back under your steaming pile of crap you came from under (perferably until you perish), but at least until you can pull your head from within your anus and become a rational self-thinking human entity capable of seeing beyond the rim of your anus… The country is too screwed up from the Bernie Madoffs of this world to have morons as yourselves adding to the drama… Now, go ahead start crawling…
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November 16th, 2009
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Jackpine Savage
November 21st, 2009
Ah, we have the illustrious Mr Pooh who seems to be fixated on anuses(Ani?), showing how open minded liberals are by wishing death upon those who disagree.
Don’t you just love how these “Enlightened”, “Loving” liberals always revert to their true fascist selves when confronted with speech they don’t like?
Mr Poo(h) You are proof that some “Open minds” need to be closed for repair.
“Marxism is an Ism that’s soon to be a Wasm”
Thomas Sowell
MrPooh
November 22nd, 2009
Ah, we have one conserpremacist that temporarily popped his head from beyond the rim to espouse about something he has no knowledge of. Of which is totally understandable considering the warm, moist and dark environment he wishes to maintain… I figure since he has not expired, he must have employed a provider of oxygen for that sole purpose… Don’t you just love how those Neo Nazi’s that become fixated on the type of government that caters to the rich while the rest of the country waits for the “Trickle Down Theory” to begin. How the rich get richer and the poor die… How they could care less for their fellow brethren as long as they can get what they think is theirs… How its ok for the government representative placed in office to work for us (as the majority), and then accepts millions of dollars from the rich to do their bidding in lieu of his majority constituents… How our previous leaders manipulated the treasury to open the doors and give away our tax dollars (to the rich) in the worlds biggest scam this country/world has ever seen… So big, it makes the Bernie Madoff scam look like child’s play, all with our “Leaders” leading the way…
Mr. Sowell, YOU are proof that some “Closed Minded” pricks need to be repaired or we need to pray that humans that believe and behave as you, become extinct as the dinosaur you are…
Don’t tell me, you must be on Medicare…
1Conserpremacist – Denotes the nature of the radical right-winged conservative party with a large belief that the white race is the superior race…
Mr. Pooh
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BigFurHat
November 22nd, 2009
Um, loonytoon.
When the rich get richer, the poor get richer. Simple economic fact.
And in your insane rant you never address why some phucknut is entitled to anyone else’s money.
If people are getting tax money back it’s only right, it’s THEIR money to begin with.
The government doesn’t have money to give people. The money they have has been TAKEN from the people.
Another simple fact that you’re too insane to comprehend.
Question:
What SPECIFIC policies have the right instituted that prevents anyone from achieving any goal they desire?
Answer that honestly and you just might do everyone a favor by cutting your wrists. It will finally dawn on you that you’re actually a loser.
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MrPooh
November 22nd, 2009
Hey Mr. BigFurNuts, So tell me how this rich get richer poor get richer shit works, because someone has skipped a critical step, if I recollect. So, how it works to you is you relief some poor smo of his hard earned money under some promise you can make him more, all along knowing your just going to relieve him of his life savings, am I right so far? Then you take that money plus all the other smo’s you ripped off and send it to some off-shore account, right? Whoops! I forgot, YOU haven’t paid any taxes, um the poor smo has though… But as you have stated the smo’s are getting richer, right?. How? Is it in wisdom? Cause their pocket book still looks empty to them and that job they once had has dried up. Now, their out on the street, lost their house and probably family. However, the rich with their off-shore accounts are getting richer and are merrily going on with their lives whining about taxes that their STILL NOT paying. Sounds like a wonderful life, don’t it? The disturbing aspect to this is there is no morality to what you think you are doing. It’s just preying on the weaker moral community to you…
Answered honestly, the favor may be everyone finding out what you been doing and collectively cutting your wrists… Yes, it has dawned on me that, YOU are a loser…
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Free America
April 6th, 2010
Like a Cow in the Field, Outstanding.
kono
May 11th, 2010
mrpoop writes: So, how it works to you is you relief some poor smo of his hard earned money under some promise you can make him more, all along knowing your just going to relieve him of his life savings, am I right so far?…um no mrpoop, you are not right so far….we cannot help it if you fell for some “get-rich quick scheme” and now want to blame it on capitalism. the problem with socialism is socialism, the problem with capitalism is capitialists. raising tides lift all boats….it’s just basic math dude!
MrPooh
May 18th, 2010
Hey, Mr. Porno, Much to your probable dismay, I still have my two dollars!!! I would be speaking of the thousands that were taken by your Daddy Bernie and the other Millions that were taken by your grandpa CEO Bankster. You know the ones that were bound by law to conduct business in an honorable manner as to build a strong country for all of it’s citizens than to take that deviant detour and throw the country and it’s citizens under the bus and then run it off the cliff… Then do everything in their power to keep it in the gorge.
After this Administration went through the trouble of pulling it out of the gorge, cleaning up the carcasses, repairing it for continued service, you got the gall to demand the keys back!!! What! So your greedy ass can drive it of the cliff again! As your illustrious Orange man (Bonehead Boehner) stated before he was made to eat crow on the Health Reform Bill, “Hell No!” you can’t have the keys back!!! But you can lie in a nice neat row and allow he bus to run you over when it continues it’s journey!!!
MrPooh
May 18th, 2010
Mantra:
Drill Baby Drill
Spill Baby Spill
Burn Baby Burn
Pray Baby Pray
Move Baby Move
Repeat
Question: How’s that Drily Spilly thang work’n for you, Sarah?
Marc B
May 19th, 2010
Guess they don’t remember Bush talking
FREE COMMUNITY
June 15th, 2010
In fact, I guess G.Bush Junior was worse than him, isn’t it? Remember?
the community
June 15th, 2010
haha, good one, but..scary. anyway is too late now.
Hajj Packages
August 10th, 2010
Now that was funny but makes me sad as well. There was so much when this guy came to office, all to vain. I guess there are no true politicians around these days, all are……
Hajj Packages
August 10th, 2010
Now that was funny but makes me sad as well. There was so much when this guy came to office, all to vain. I guess there are no true politicians around these days, all are……