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Governor Perry’s Letter to The Gray-Haired Scarecrow

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  1. Noah

    July 9th, 2012

    Perry to sebelius… Hey sCunt Fuck Off!!!!

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  2. xthred

    July 9th, 2012

    Huzzah!

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  3. Death_By_Farts

    July 9th, 2012

    I take back everything negative I ever said about Perry.
    He’s showing some real brass balls here, along with Jindal and other Gov’s who are coming out against Obamacare. Maybe Romney won’t have to abolish it after all.

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  4. LadyGun12

    July 9th, 2012

    Woo-hoo, Rick!

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  5. Anonymous

    July 9th, 2012

    Why wasn’t it this guy who ran for president?

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  6. norman einstein

    July 9th, 2012

    Thwack!
    Nice job, Guv’nor!

    I understand you’ll be moving back into the restored governor’s mansion very soon. In addition to tight security, and anti-arson detectors (if there is such a thing), you’d best be on the lookout for drones and who-knows-what.

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  7. BigFurHat

    July 9th, 2012

    I wish Perry sneaked up on everyone.
    The Perryites talked him up wayyyy too big and it became a “ya, well, show us this Obama slayer” scenario.

    When he stumbled it was more damaging to him than it would have been had he appeared on the stage as an also-ran.

    We made a mistake, however, because back then we didn’t see Obama as vulnerable as he is now. We were really nervous and thought we needed a flawless candidate. We don’t.
    I would rather it be Rick Perry than Romney.
    But I think Romney can beat Obama, so, crying over that spilled milk is pointless now.

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  8. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 9th, 2012

    Now, we need to have 56 more letters with the same content sent to the hag.

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  9. PATH

    July 9th, 2012

    Can we now get every other Governor to send the same letter. Yes Rick Perry! Yes, Texas!

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  10. Debbie

    July 9th, 2012

    Why do these dishonorable fools get the word “Honorable” in their titles?

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  11. Unneutral

    July 9th, 2012

    @Debbie-
    That’s what money can do for you.

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  12. LadyGun12

    July 9th, 2012

    Every time I hear Sebelius’ name, I laugh when I remember whomever it was on iOTW that said it sounded like some kind of tumor or boil: “that sebelius on her butt really should be lanced.”

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  13. Moe Tom

    July 9th, 2012

    Debbie That’s an ancient salutation from the Harbrace College Handbook on English,circa 1941.
    It was intended for properly addressing Ladies and Gentlemen. It still applies in certain cases, but in this case, “yo Bitch” would suffice. Just sayin’.

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  14. Moe Tom

    July 9th, 2012

    Same goes for “Dear”

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  15. Twellsy

    July 9th, 2012

    “… won’t find a foothold here.” Poetry.

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  16. Mimsey

    July 9th, 2012

    I wish Perry hadn’t stumbled in the debates. I liked him and thought him to be a good challenger to the Blame-Everyone-Except-Me-In-Chief.

    Kathleen Sebelius is honorable?

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  17. Anonymous

    July 9th, 2012

    Hope she wiped the tears with her sleeve like Elmo!

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  18. Nordic

    July 9th, 2012

    As much as I like Perry, is that really his signature? A mixture of upper case and lower case printed letters?

    I think I’ll give my two youngsters (7 & 4) a break from handwriting practise tomorrow. They’re obviously far too advanced for their own good.

    Oh, and go get ‘em Perry.

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 9th, 2012

    I said back when he dropped out that Perry would be the veep, and I’m sticking to that.

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  20. Karen Wade

    July 9th, 2012

    You go Rick Perry, I wish I lived in Texas instead of corrupt Illinois.

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  21. Trixie Bluebell

    July 9th, 2012

    I do so wish Jerry Brown would write such a letter. I know it’ll never happen but still…

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  22. KissGirl1

    July 9th, 2012

    I was thinking the same thing Trixie Bluebell. We in CA are screwed no matter what.

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  23. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    July 9th, 2012

    That’s a nice letter, but the proper way is to send a 7 page fax where the first page is just one big “F”….

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  24. Billy Fuster

    July 9th, 2012

    Yeah baby! Secession is next!

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  25. Hawaiian

    July 9th, 2012

    Ummm, does he sign everything like that? Looks like he did it in crayon.

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  26. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 9th, 2012

    @ Hawaiian -

    Because Sebelius AND Obumfuk have severe tunnelvision.

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  27. Cruisin' Cat

    July 9th, 2012

    Looks like Rick was channeling John Hancock that day…

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  28. genl ripper

    July 9th, 2012

    I had to chuckle when I read that he signed it “Sincerely”.

    In today’s business world, signing a letter with “sincerely” is damn close to saying “FUCK YOU”.

    Well done, Gov Perry, well done!

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  29. LadyGun12

    July 9th, 2012

    @nordic: yes, that really is his signature. I had him autograph a copy of his book a couple of years ago, and that’s exactly how he signed it.

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  30. bitterclinger

    July 9th, 2012

    Too bad he didn’t address it to Kathleen Seabiscuit or Kathleen Supercilious.

    And, yeah, that signature is concerning. It looks like a high-school cheerleader’s.

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