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  1. conservative cowgirl

    July 9th, 2012

    That tick isn’t bloated enough! Relatively speaking, it should take up roughly half of the picture.

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  2. SheVee

    July 9th, 2012

    But make sure the entire tick is removed. If not, the infection (socialism) will continue to sicken the host (the USA).

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  3. conservative cowgirl

    July 9th, 2012

    And that particular type of tick causes Lyin’ disease as opposed to other ticks that cause Lyme disease…

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  4. SheVee

    July 9th, 2012

    Do they make tweezers big enough to remove Moochie’s ass?

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  5. Diann

    July 9th, 2012

    And how do we get rid of the 45% of the US population who are the human blood suckers?

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  6. Racist

    July 9th, 2012

    Baracky Mtn Spotted Fever!!!!

    DAMN IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK ONLINE!!!!!!!!
    For the record… CenturyLink/Sprint/Embarq (whatever their name is this week) Customer (non)Service, SUX!!!

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  7. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 9th, 2012

    Aren’t you supposed to stick a lighted match up its ass or something like that?

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  8. Dr. Tar

    July 9th, 2012

    Twist the tick counter clockwise when removing it since they dig their pincers in clockwise. And don’t squeeze the body, since that will just inject you with all kinds of nasty stuff.

    If the wound get’s a bulleyes rash around it about 5 centemeters wide then you’ve got Lyme’s disease. Good luck with that under ObamaTax.

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    July 9th, 2012

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  10. Unneutral

    July 9th, 2012

    While the end result is what really matters, I’d like to see it squirm and suffer a little.

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  11. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 9th, 2012

    I use a blow torch

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  12. asta risborn

    July 9th, 2012

    Obamacide, baby, Obamacide!

    Apply generously when voting.

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  13. Zilla

    July 9th, 2012

    And while the late stage version of Lyme and other tick diseases will fuck you up, the late stage version (2nd term) of the nasty sucker in the above post will destroy the world!

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  14. Bad Brad

    July 10th, 2012

    conservative cowgirl, you got that right, many a time pulled them off me and my Chesapeake after a morning a blasting ducks. It’s a amazing where those little suckers will get to.

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