Not Parody – This is from the Washington Post
Do you promise to love each other and be each other’s best friend,
In sickness and in health,
In Congress or in retirement,
Whether the surf is up or the surf’s flat,
For richer or for poorer,
Under the Democrats or the Republicans,
Whether the slopes are powdery or icy,
Whether the book reviews are good or bad,
For better or for worse,
On MSNBC or on Fox,
For as long as you both shall live.
Are You jim Ready For Barney's Nuptials?
iOTW Sneak Peek
Smokin' Hot NASCAR's Danica Patrick Naked Breast Autograph Pic
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(bumped and sticky) Breitbart Is Here
Grandma Got Molested At The Airport
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Buster’s Law – New York may become first state to establish animal abuser registry
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Middle Fingery
The Best Toilet Paper
Texas Enacts Email Security Law
A woman so mean, she once shot a frog for croakin’ too loud
Lefties, Once Again, Make a Completely Nonsensical Video Believing They Have Scored a Major Point
Same “Corrupt Liberals That Worked Against Allen West” Committed Fraud in Miami
Impromptu CONTEST! Anthony Weiner announces he is running for Mayor NYC - CREATE a HEADLINE!
Twitter Twit UPDATE - The Leftist Makes An Appearance
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Ten members of Congress are urging the Washington Redskins to change their name because it is offensive to many Native Americans
The Girl With Colitis Goes By
Story Time: Why Bicyclists Can Go Right To Friggin Hell
So, How Do You Pronounce GIF?
Chicago Teachers Union President Blames ‘Rich White People’ For School Problems
Hybrid Lemon
July 8th, 2012
As Daffy Duck said, “Shoot me now, shoot me NOW!”
Will Profit
July 8th, 2012
What the hell? There’s nothing in there about sex, and drugs and Rock and Roll?
Will Profit
July 8th, 2012
Are they planning on having kids or has Barney had his tubes tied?
Menderman
July 8th, 2012
Who carried who across the threshold?
norman einstein
July 8th, 2012
And just look at that smugfuck, Jon Effing Kerry, smirking.
Gaaaa! They all make me want to hurl.
Will Profit
July 8th, 2012
Why is Cliff from Cheers holding Barney’s hand?
hanoverfist
July 8th, 2012
I now pronounce you Man and…….well,Man.
You may now bugger the “Bride”.
BigFurHat
July 8th, 2012
I find the “in congress or retirement” line pretty telling.
You have a 42 year-old guy marrying a 72-year old guy.
Me thinks somebody felt as if they were “wuved” because of what they were, not who they were.
BC
July 8th, 2012
They say at work, “if you pack her crack, she will fill your sack.”
He is not a she, but Barney don’t look like he is missing meals.
Enjoy your breakfast burrito
even steven
July 8th, 2012
Well-wishing onlookers showered the happy couple with confetti made from shredded copies of the U.S. Constitution.
Dr. Tar
July 8th, 2012
Parody vows for a parody ceremony of a parody of marriage.
Way to go boys, bring Western Civilization to its knees two deviants at a time.
Toaster
July 8th, 2012
I really don’t mind the gheyness, it’s his life and he can live it however he wants. It bothers me that someone who has helped cause so much financial chaos for millions (mortgage crisis & Dodd-Fwank) is free from consequences of his actions. He’s not in jail, he’s happy, admired and defended by other dirtbag politicians such as Lurch.
marleenna1959
July 8th, 2012
It sounds like they are taking this very seriously.
squatch
July 8th, 2012
Dang, The Thweetneth (“Sweetness” for those of you who don’t speak Fwankenese) is off the market.
That Basement will never be the same.
Tony R
July 8th, 2012
“…and to dwell in an unquenchable lake of fire for all eternity, amen.”
josey
July 8th, 2012
Funny – Righties blaming Barney Frank for the WHOLE mortgage crisis while Republicans controlled the House, the Senate, and the White House.
Righties are easily manipulated by Fox & Frightwing radio entertainers to believe anything that helps Republicans avoid responsibility.
Listen, stupid — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63siCHvuGFg
Let me guess, Barney Fwank’s own words have been faked because the video of him appears on FAUX news. Amirite? Retard. And why are you such a friggin coward? Stick TO ONE SCREEN NAME AND DEFEND YOUR POSITIONS, you dickless wonder.-bfh
squatch
July 8th, 2012
Almost. I also blame Chris Dodd, Harold Raines, and the Community Reinvestment Act.
cfm990
July 8th, 2012
It wom’t last.
Why, May December?
Nah, spitter swallower.
Jack Daniels
July 8th, 2012
by definition…despicable
squatch
July 8th, 2012
‘Righties are easily manipulated by Fox & Frightwing radio entertainers to believe anything that helps Republicans avoid responsibility.’
I hardly watch Fox at all. I watch MSNBC. For the “editorial” content, of course.
squatch
July 8th, 2012
“Avoid Responsibility”
Hmmm, I’ve heard some big time Political-type guy doing that recently, say , ummm, lemme think……The Last 3&1/2 Freakin’ Years !
CrustyB
July 8th, 2012
I’m starting to think the terrorist have a point.
Moe Tom
July 8th, 2012
josey. Duh? BTW,I declined an invite to that thing, had to go to a garage sale in Intercourse, PA.
Menderman
July 8th, 2012
why wasn’t this line in there?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPA4WBZrO6k
..
Cruisin' Cat
July 8th, 2012
“Are You jim Ready For Barney’s Nuptials?”
That depends.
What is this administration’s definition of “nuptials” these days?
jwm
July 8th, 2012
“josey”, huh?
Sounds like a Person of Indeterminate Gender.
with opinions gleaned from the best in network television.
Now that’s one politically correct little obamabot.
JWM
Unneutral
July 8th, 2012
Corn dogs for everyone.
Toaster
July 8th, 2012
Josey, try studying history…
“The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants” – Albert Camus
hanoverfist
July 8th, 2012
…and at the reception they served Chocolate Pound Cake and Fudge Brownies.
Menderman
July 8th, 2012
No Josey, I blame the entire black caucus, Bill Clinton, Chris Dodd and most of the democrat politicians. Bawney was just their leader, so he gets most of my attention for the blame.
Mimsey
July 8th, 2012
Not a very diverse crowd attended Bawney’s bash. Looks like alot of 1%ers.
Bawrney’s new wife looks like a “golddigger”
Mimsey
July 8th, 2012
Any one hear who caught the bouquet?
Moe Tom
July 8th, 2012
Mimsey. @ josey caught it, along with a dose of the crabs.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 8th, 2012
@Mimsey – don’t forget the garter.
Con10tious
July 8th, 2012
Is this the Abomination they talk about in the Bible?
Anonymous
July 8th, 2012
Aw, I thought BF would be wearing a white gown.
Dano
July 8th, 2012
disgusting
sig94
July 8th, 2012
No garter or bouquet was tossed. The blushing “bride”, threw the pillow he has been biting for the past few years.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 8th, 2012
Now comes the question of who takes the other person’s last name, or which one comes first if hyphenated?
Frank-Ready?
Ready-Frank?
Sounds like another piece of bad legislature.
mkultra
July 8th, 2012
You know your nation is in a dead spin when two dung beetles like this are celebrated by your ruling class.
Stilton Jarlsberg
July 8th, 2012
Something Old
Something New
Something Borrowed
Something Blew
mkultra
July 8th, 2012
The traditional garter toss was replaced by salad tossing.
JLLJ
July 8th, 2012
Aw, look at Kerry eyeing the blushing bride. He’s probably thinking, “I’d tap that.”
sTevo
July 8th, 2012
There is a #worstwesternever in here somewhere.
Johnny Pickleduster
July 8th, 2012
Bawney wore a frilly pair of Depends underneath his custom tailored tux just in case his well-worn and overstretched pecker holster had an “accident” during the nuptials. Clean up crews were on stand by.
Tim
July 8th, 2012
I really don’t know which is worse – the two suckasses getting married or the suckasses who attended the wedding or the suckasses who put it in the newspaper to tittilate the perverts.
Kate
July 8th, 2012
id they take the name Ready-Frank?
123321123321
July 8th, 2012
Is this Barney’s homosexual lover that ran the gay prostitution ring from their apartment?
Jim - PRS
July 8th, 2012
How very special.
Barney Frank was, is and always will be a piece of sh&t.
Unneutral
July 8th, 2012
All male guests were required to enter through the back door.
Joe
July 8th, 2012
@Moe Tom: I was invited and had to miss it too… I was helping friends with their yard sale in Gobbler’s Knob, Alabama.
Gvii
July 8th, 2012
“Righties are easily manipulated by Fox & Frightwing radio entertainers to believe anything that helps Republicans avoid responsibility.”
In light of NBC/MSNBC’s latest round of issues, as well of a host of others involving the other major networks and printed media, I have a feeling that is a road you DON”T want to walk down. I’m sure your Media Matters talking points are all witty and stuff, but the issues involving the “journalists” on your side of the aisle have hard proof to show their lying, fear-mongering, and blatant class-war incitement.
So go ahead and spew your Parrot Points. Just don’t cry bias when your argument is shredded by the actual facts. Or do cry cry bias, and prove just how ignorant and propagandized you really are. That’s fine as well.
Kate
July 8th, 2012
Hey Gvii, you been smokin’ the bath salts again? Come on, you knucklehead, you know you are…
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 8th, 2012
Who got to be the bride? How come he’s not wearing white?
Is that the guy who ran a whorehouse out of Barney Fag’s basement a few years back???
Gvii
July 8th, 2012
Kate, I don’t know what the fuss is all about with bath salts. I’ve smoked tons of the epsom salts, and all they do is make me cough. I can’t see why everyone gets so high off them.
Kate
July 8th, 2012
That’s because you were easily manipulated by the media.
general ripper
July 8th, 2012
Yep, that smirking Lava Lamp Luddite Limousine Liberal Left-wing Lerch is at the far right of the pic. I guess the newlyweds will use Kerry’s untaxed yacht, the USS Swiftboat, for their honeymoon, sleeping in the Poopdeck cabin.
BTW, my uncle went to Canoe U with a few of the Swifties. He said the books that came out about Kerry only touched the surface of Kerry’s despicable actions.
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
July 8th, 2012
The guests were a bit turned off by the cake.
http://www.theluxuryspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/3095305348_be815b98ea.jpg
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
July 8th, 2012
And hers
http://www.theluxuryspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/penis_cake.jpg
Efficacy
July 8th, 2012
Heard the favorite and most appreciated gift by “Bride?/Groom?, was a 10 pound tube of KY Cream.
Bob M.
July 8th, 2012
Did the 101st Balloon-Borne Flaming ‘Mo-’Mo Division, come lower a giant condom onto the chimney of their house o’ sodomy during this circus, like they did to Sen. Jesse Helms house in the late 1990′s, as his wife was dying of cancer?
Just checking – for FAIRNESS, and whatnot…