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Voted Least Likely To Ever Have Normal Hair
High School Mascot – The Riverdale Rats
Plaid Would Soon Give way To Sweater Vest
Andrew Cuo MOE
Of Course He Was Homeroom Dues Agent
Voted One of the 100 Hottest 5th Graders on the Planet by Mandible Magazine
He was said to be Fast and Furious on the court
1/32nd virgin
Voted Wisest Latina
Favorite Teachers – Girls Field Hockey Coach, Girl’s Basketball Coach, Girl’s Softball Coach
Voted Prom King
Thank God they didn’t write, Ma’am Levy (Boxer)
Put that outfit on a Terror Watch List
Anonymous
July 8th, 2012
That’s not Nappy, that’s “Pat”.
If only a bear would have snatched her into the tall grass.
Gvii
July 8th, 2012
That’s Napolitano? Whoah. Well, considering her manly looks now, I shouldn’t be surprised she looked like a boy back then.
Jerry Manderin
July 8th, 2012
It’s infurating to think about how some of these high school jackoffs would grow up and screw up this great country.
Anonymous
July 8th, 2012
They mispelled Al Gore’s nicknamed in his yearbook. It’s “Dork”.
RosalindJ
July 8th, 2012
I don’t care what they say. #9 is a dude.
conservative cowgirl
July 8th, 2012
Would it be mean of me to see the similarity between the Wasserbeast’s hair and that of a curly-coated pig? You know, of course, of the Mangalitza pig breed:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7598714/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-16-April-2010.html?image=1
Gvii
July 8th, 2012
And I guess it’s obvious Debbie Wasserdump face-humped the ugly stick right out of the womb.
Chalupa
July 8th, 2012
Putamayor presents a strong case for being born gay.
Joecephus
July 8th, 2012
Paul Begala and David Axelrod both looking stoned out of their minds, explains a lot.
Unneutral
July 8th, 2012
Would someone please pass the cyanide tablets!!
Moxie Man
July 8th, 2012
At least Maddow stopped trying to look like a chick after high school.
Alxandro
July 8th, 2012
That looks like Waxman?
Sotomayor and Janet already had the lesbo thing going, even back then.
Tuesday
July 8th, 2012
Wow, Laura Bush was a doll. Rummy and Cheney were nice looking too.
Moxie Man
July 8th, 2012
What Shultz could possibly be attracted to Debbie Wasserman … Charles? … Sergeant?
Moxie Man
July 8th, 2012
I’m surprised they didn’t include Anthony Weiner’s High School “Horshack” pic.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/anthony-weiner-from-geeky-turtleneck-wearing-high-schooler-to-congressional-firebrand/ .
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 8th, 2012
Debbie Wasserman looks like an easy backseat BJ.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 8th, 2012
<— 1964
Out of all of 'em, Jan Brewer is the one I'd hit on.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 8th, 2012
Hard to believe Nappy was a musician. Harder to believe she EVER had any kind of “embouchure,” if ya know what I mean.
I’m guessing this is her taste:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUGsn-NOis
.
CrustyB
July 8th, 2012
Axelrod’s picture looks like a Weather Underground mugshot.
Al Gore sketeched the Chappaquiddick Bridge on his yearbook page?
New Mexico Gunman
July 8th, 2012
Henry Waxman STILL looks like a pig!
mizdoolally
July 8th, 2012
I kid you not! This is the funniest, most thought provoking item I’ve ever seen. Never, ever miss a day of IOTW!!!
Redgrandma
July 8th, 2012
Wow — a lot of bad plaid and worse hair going on back in the day!
mizdoolally
July 8th, 2012
@ Boobie…. Is that available on a bumpersticker?
I’d buy several.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 8th, 2012
No wonder Henry “Nostrildomus” Waxman is reeking havoc on our country. He’e exacting his revenge for having been ridiculed all throughout his childhood.
The doctor who delivered him must have slapped his face instead of his rear.
And Nappy – holy shit! A new coif and some grey hair today, but seeing her high school picture back then, it’s no wonder that she still carries her maiden name.
RosalindJ
July 8th, 2012
Nappy looks like Justin B.
LadyGun12
July 8th, 2012
Bloomberg’s “home room dues agent” cracked me up. Are those anything like union dues?
Stranded in Sonoma
July 8th, 2012
You can look at Hillary now and cringe, but when she was in high school, she had some bedroom eyes. The only problem was, the skull behind them was an empty cavity. She probably got boinked a lot (her “O” was probably an “Oh, shit” when she dropped her nail file), but never by the same guy twice; miss paper towel, one use and discard.
As for the HOT women, Jan Brewer (Blond Bombshell, oh yeah!) and Laura Bush by a LONG SHOT. But did you notice that they used a picture of Michele Bachmann on easily the worst hair day of her life? She was probably very cute when she got all dressed up.
And the caption under picture 12. Was Scarborough supposed to be the Strange Lady?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 8th, 2012
@ mizdoolally -
What? My HS Football picture? Sho’ nuff. Cheap, too! (Boobie’s up there now.)
general ripper
July 8th, 2012
That was a candid picture of Napolitano. It wasn’t posed.
SHE’d JUST CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK.