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GM unveils the 2013 Baracko
And just like its namesake……
*Location of Production – unknown
*Cost tax payers a fortune
*Limited Edition - creates few jobs
*It’s instruments lie constantly
*Obscured vision of the road ahead
*Obscured vision of the road ahead
*Designed to make left turns only
*Smokes when no one is looking
*Can change color to fit the situation
*Requires expensive upkeep and frequent downtime
*Requires expensive upkeep and frequent downtime
*Will be sold to America on television by shysters
(Available with eco- friendly Nancy Pelosi plastic head hood ornament)
And Coming this Fall: The 2013 Biden
h/t MadJack
historicus
July 8th, 2012
Location of Production – Canada (like his buses)
hanoverfist
July 8th, 2012
Looks like a coffin.
I hope his re-election is in it.
Cruisin' Cat
July 8th, 2012
It’s a 1968 Camaro Toaster.
Mimsey
July 8th, 2012
What’s the color of the car pictured? Ugly cracker white as opposed to a Chris Rock Black model.
Callmelennie
July 8th, 2012
Maybe they could call it the Barackoda, because it has a ravenous appetite for taxpayers earnings
Ooooh, Barackoda!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 8th, 2012
That looks like something somebody actually built (as opposed to a Photoshop).
Now I wonder what it really is.
Hell of a waste of good vintage Camaro parts just for a flash-in-the-pan political statement.
squatch
July 8th, 2012
Now see, that’s just a snapshot. It looks shiny and new. But what you don’t know is that this is what you’re really getting :
http://majorleaguejerk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Russian-car-donkey.jpg
Kinda like selling a tax as a penalty.
Menderman
July 8th, 2012
It looks like something built by government motors.
and since liberals hate outsourcing jobs, why don’t we pass a law requiring Ipads be made in detroit by union workers? Surely they won’t mind paying $2K for the American made tablet to save jobs….right?
Toaster
July 8th, 2012
Great follow up to the Chevy SCOAMF.
GM Car Of The Future
July 8th, 2012
Looks like my ex’s vibrator…
about the same size, too.
LadyGun12
July 8th, 2012
Perfect. It’s shaped like a turd.
jus sayin yo
July 8th, 2012
yup, great start with the camaro front-end.
then they turned over to the 12 yo progtard wannabes from the grade school indoctrination camps
RickeyG
July 8th, 2012
Squatch, I think you just solved the energy crisis…time to invest in Donkey Chow!
MN Patriot
July 8th, 2012
That’s funny, but look up the GM Cadillac Ciel.
The most expensive pimpmobile on the planet. This is how BO and Co. were spending the bailout money.
http://blog.caranddriver.com/tags/cadillac-ciel/
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solomon
July 8th, 2012
Doubles as a golf cart…